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I LOVE ANAGRAMS
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 1
I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are funny Some light the gloom For example Dormitory = dirty room
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 2
I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are funny Some have flair For example Presbyterian = best in prayer
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 3
I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are strange Some are funny For example The eyes = they see
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 4
I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some make me chuckle Some make me roar For example George Bush = he bugs Gore
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 5
I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are serious Some are fun For example Gauteng = get a gun I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 6
I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some amuse a little Some amuse me lots For example The morse code = here come dots
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 7
I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are strange Some are funny For example Slot machines = cash lost in me
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 8
I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are strange Some are funny For example Animosity = is no amity
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 9
I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are serious Some are fun For example Eleven plus two = twelve plus one
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 10
I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some make me chuckle Some leave me red faced For example A decimal point = Im a dot in place I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 11
I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some make me chuckle Some make my sides ache For example The earthquakes = that queer shake
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 12
I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are funny Some have flair For example Astronomer = moon starer
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 13
I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some make me chuckle Some make my sides split For example Desperation = a rope ends it
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 14
I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some make me chuckle Some make me titter For example Mother-in-law = woman Hitler
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 15
I love anagrams Anagrams are great They are fun By varying degrees For example This is funny For the Yankees Snooze alarms = alas! No more z 's But if you happen to have A British head Snooze alarms = alas! No more z 's
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 16
I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are droll Some hurt your sides For example Election results = let's recount lies
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PLATEX WOMAN
What with middle age spread And the force of gravity Time has played havoc With my once sylph like body My hour glass figure is no more Alas its more like a barometer case And my cross your heart bra Is more of a cross your waist
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I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 1
I love anagrams Anagrams are great Some are funny Some light the gloom For example Dormitory = dirty room
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
Suzy the fluesy is fun in the Jacuzzi Jude the prude is really rather rude Tarty Marti is a must at a party And silly Lily is a very frisky philly
Slender Brenda is really very tender Whacky Jackie likes to smoke her backy Crazy Daisy is perhaps a little lazy And trendy Wendy is extremely bendy
Plain Jane is certainly not mundane Immoral Coral has a tendency to quarrel Handy Candy is often rather randy And mean Jean is frankly just obscene
Steady Teddy is almost always ready Bobbin Robin can get me throbbin Shirty Gurty so easily gets flirty But its rosy Rosie with whom I get cosy
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ALL HALLOWS EVE
I hide behind the sofa quivering in fear Now the witching hour is near The curtains are drawn tight And Ive turned off the lights The TV volume is way down low I sit and cower it its feeble glow Then comes the knock upon the door And I curl up quivering on the floor My heart is pounding my breath is shallow My mouth is dry its hard to swallow On all hallows eve I live in mortal dread But not of monsters or the un-dead The fear that turns my heart to stone Is Trick or Treaters knowing Im home
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OOPS! This isn't poetry, I guess it was supposed to go here! ATTENTION ALL CYBERDOSHERS Got my post, nice to see, Read of the challenge, what's it to be? Shona Prophett, showin' a loss? Does anybody really give a toss? Have to admit, if this is true, I could be tempted, so could you, Wouldn't it be cool, wouldn't it be funny, If we all took part and we all made money? Check it out, then let me know, If you're taking part, I'll give it a go. Details at http://www.cyberdosh.com
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LAUGH YOURSELF FIT
It is said to keep you fit and well Laughter is the best medicine Unless of course you are a diabetic Then the best thing is insulin
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A NIGHT WITH A FIT BIRD
I pulled a girl on Saturday night And when we were getting at it She rasped, moaned and thrashed about And I dont mean just a bit Well I thought I was a great lover That I have to admit But alas she was an asthmatic Having an epileptic fit
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Edited by author 09-06-2007 06:55 AM
Just checked and 'Glop' can be a pot of anything thrown in and cooked together, like a general mish mash of left overs, so what about, 'a blue stew'?
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I am looking for rhyming riddle for "an azure glop" and a rhyming riddle for a chilly mushroom. Here is an example "a purple gorilla is a "grape ape". A sad fruit is a "glum plum" A thief in a library is a "book Crook".
I can't seem to find rhyming riddle for "An azure glop, or "chilly mushroom" for chilly mushroom i thought maybe "cold mold" and azure glop i know glop means like sloppy food being served? anyone know?
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HARRY POTTER AND THE WITCH WITH AN ITCH
When everyone was having fun In the holidays, poor lonely Harry Had to return each time To the bosom of the family Dursley As he waited for word from Sirius He was always at a lose end All his school pals and teachers were busy And his owl was his only friend Hermione was getting a little ginger Where the Weasley family dwell Riding Ron like a nimbus Until he screamed out bloody hell While Neville was with young Ginny Who grabbed his wand and made him faint Madam Maxime was spanking Hagrid And covering his genitals in paint Professor McGonagall morphed into a cat And curled up on Dumbledores lap Malfoy wore Madam Pomfreys underwear And played with his old chap Seamus played with Cornish pixies And goblins had a different meaning Pomona Sprout had meat and two veg As Wood gazed smiling at the ceiling Unwanted Harry sat alone in his room Pining for his young love Cho And was finally forced to seek solace Where the sad and the lonely go He sought out the purveyors of sex Looking for some company At a place frequented by Filch and Snape On a street called Ven Ally But he contracted the vilest irritation On his most intimate patch After consorting with a cut price bludger At a place called the Golden snatch If he had not been so cheap And not chosen a dirty little witch He would have had his carnal pleasures Without catching the dreaded quid itch
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DR. NO, NO, NO
In 2008 The next James Bond movie theme Is to be performed By Amy Winehouse it would seem I heard her described As Shirley Bassey with tattoos Perhaps more accurately shes A tatty Shirley Bassey in my view
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PICCADILLY PHILLY
We stood on a busy London street One bright warm summer day When a girl in a skimpy top And very short skirt came our way
The girl was walking towards us And she caused every head to turn Men and women, young and old Mens jaws dropped and women looked stern
She was quite an attractive girl Not a stunner or a movie star But not worthy of all the attention She was just a little above par
The reason soon became apparent As we noticed when she passed Her skirt hem was tucked in the waste band And she was completely bare arsed
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ARTISTS WANTEDCheck out http://www.onlineartexhibition.co.ukWe are looking for artists and craft workers to showcase their work FREE in our online exhibition that begins soon. Take this opportunity to register your details. Why worry about 20% + commission on sales when the online art exhibition costs you nothing to exhibit and eBid charges only 3% commission if and when your work sells. You may even prefer to open your own online gallery, which costs approximately £100 to set up but ZERO to administer, and a MAXIMUM 2% SELLING COMMISSION. Silver status costs NOTHING but incurs a 3% selling fee Platinum status costs a single setup fee of £99.99 and then ZERO selling fees. If you choose to add extra photographs of your work, selling fees are a maximum 2% for platinum status. http://www.onlineartexhibition.co.uk
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Paul Curtis, email me re: Paul's Corner - your emails are being returned to me as not known address. Thanks, NYK
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A MOTHERS TALE # 2
I was out shopping with the kids one day And we stopped for lunch at a burger place We had just begun to eat our burgers When a smell papered that I couldnt trace It was so bad that I couldnt eat I checked the baby and she was clean "Johnny, have you had an accident?" "No mum," Johnny replied. Not me The smell got worse and I cursed As I didnt bring spare clothes with me "Are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No mum," Johnny replied. not me I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, Because the smell was really smarting "Are you really SURE you didn't have an accident?" he leaped up like he was departing Dropped his pants and spread his cheeks And said "see mum, I was only farting!!"
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A MOTHERS TALE # 1
While in queue at the bank one afternoon My toddler decided to act the loon Tired of the queues disapproving glare I managed to grab firm hold of her I told her if her bad behaviour did not finish "Right now" then she would be punished To my horror to my face for all to see She loudly began to threaten me With narrowed eyes and furrowed brow "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma what I saw alright When you kissed Daddy's pee-pee last night!" With all the dignity that I could muster I tried to show no sign of fluster In deathly silence with all eyes on me I headed quickly for the door to flee As I Dragged my daughter though the door I heard laughter erupt in a hilarious roar
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THE PERILS OF ALCOHOL
Excessive alcohol can leave you screwed Some of the Side effects may include Nausea, vomiting or dizziness, Table dancing or erotic lustfulness, Loss of motor control, loss of money, Loss of clothing, loss of virginity, Delusions of grandeur, dehydration, Headache, dry mouth and incarceration, Plus a desire to sing Karaoke And other jiggery pokery Such as all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and or Naked Twister
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LUNCH TIME IN THE CAFETERIA
At a catholic school at lunch time one day As The children queued up in an orderly way The first thing that confronted the pupils On the end of the counter was a large pile of apples By the apples a nun had written a note saying "Take only ONE because God is watching." as they made their way along the counter The canteen rang out with childish laughter Chocolate chip cookies stood in a large pile With a label which made them all smile A child had written a note for the pupils, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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ROSES ARE RED
Roses are red Violets are blue Daisys are white Lilys are too
Poppys are red Iriss are blue Panzys are varied Petunias are too
Rubys are red Saphires are blue Pearls are white Jazmins are too
Marigolds are orange Hyacinths are blue Hollys are scratchy Heathers are too
Mays are white Ferns are green Ivys are variegated And very often seen
Busy Lizzies Colours are many And Honeysuckle Doesnt wear any
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I LIKE TO EAT BEANS WITH CHEESE AND FRYE RICE KAUSE IM A THUG
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Cyberdosh Tish Tosh! Shona Prophett set about, Living like a pauper, Shona Prophett, without doubt, Is gonna come a cropper. Living on four grand, you'll see, Is not so easy done, If Shona goes a spending spree, She'll blow it all in one! Has anyone else actually READ what this mad dame is doing? Check it out at http://www.shonaprophett.co.uk But remember to come back and vote for me at http://www.eddieelwood.co.uk
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This lady had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell, the lady went to heaven and the steamboat went to...
hello operator, and give me number nine! and if you disconnect me, I'll cut off your be-
-hind the frigerator, there was a piece of glass. and when she sat upon it, it cut her big fat...
ask (a**)me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies...
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VIVA ESPANIA
One Sangria, Two Sangria, Three Sangria, Four Five Bacardi, Six Bacardi, Seven Bacardi, More Eight Tequila, Nine Tequila, Ten Tequila, Floor
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THE TRUTH ASTROLOGERS WOULDNT TELL YOU ABOUT GEMINI
Geminis are quick and intelligent thinkers They are also known to be heavy drinkers Liked only because of their sexual persuasion They bend over backwards on any occasion Geminis never seem to find the time to relax But do for committing unnatural sexual acts
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MINISTERIAL BUFFET
The Deputy PM, Two jags Prezza Is an exceedingly portly geezer Yet all the buzz of Westminster talk Is not his fondness for pies of pork It seems he no longer favours pies But much prefers breasts and thighs Though not the ones from KFC But the ones he finds on his secretary
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RIDDLE OF THE SANDS - NOT the Erskine Childers version. Is the sea level rising, is there global warming? Or is it simply a case that new islands are forming? "Eureka, Eureka!" Archimedes did yell, When he suddenly realised he'd something to tell. The man jumped in a bath, and the water did rise, But really and truly, was that a surprise? It is obvious to me, is it obvious to you? It doesn't take a genius, to see that it's true. If you shut people in a room without ventilation, Then temperatures rise, windows drip condensation. There's less and less space, yet there's heat radiating, There's less and less air, and no water evaporating. It's a greenhouse effect, easily resolved, It's a natural problem, easily solved. Open the windows, open the door, Avoid the flood that'll appear on the floor. Our earth is enclosed by the ozone layer, And because of a hole, there are many in prayer. But wouldn't it be feasible, or couldn't it be true, That the hole in the Ozone may be our only rescue? Tons of sand and gravel pumped onto the seabeds of Dubai, May be one more reason we're waving shores goodbye! ============ They're building a brave new world out there! Check out the Palm Islands - Palm Jumeirah, Palm Jebel Ali and Palm Deira, reported as the "self-proclaimed eighth wonder of the world", and then check out 'THE WORLD ISLAND'. Truly amazing, but one HAS to wonder how all this oceanic construction affects the rest of the world when added to the millions of square miles of already 'reclaimed' land. It's some food for thought, at least. Vote for Eddie Elwood at http://nowyouknow.co.uk
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EDDIE'S THEORY OF RELATIVE PROSPERITY The rate of inflation, To me, is unstable, Despite what they say, Two percent is a fable! I juggled their figures, The best I was able, And then I decided, To construct my own table. Relatively speaking, (I say tongue in cheek), With a minimum wage, To take home each week, The low paid workers, Should soon hit a peak, Strength to the workers, More and more do they seek. Fancy brand names and holidays, Hi-tech computers and cars, Spending minimum wage, Like some high earning stars, The highlight's the weekend, Playing bingo in bars, No thoughts of the future, Not even pennies in jars. I can't be bothered pursuing this rhyme any further, so here are the calculations for anyone out there who is remotely interested. My suspicion is that minimum wage and the supposed 'low' rates of inflation are just rat traps, brainwashing the less wealthy into believing that things have got better and, if not, you just MIGHT win the lottery. Loss of belief in this pathetic system is 'cured' by a slow conditioning process involving prescribed (or otherwise) addictive medication. But don't despair... WE MAY ALL BE MILLIONAIRES ALREADY! The riddle is in figuring out how to keep it for ourselves. Suggestions welcome! I started my figures from the 1980's, but feel free to estimate from further back (or from more recently) and you'll soon get the picture, bearing in mind that the Government will probably raise the retirement age to 70, cock up another budget and still won't ever be able to tell us where the extra billions went from ever-increasing tobacco taxes and sales of the national gold stock. Although we live under a Labour Government at the moment, my figures are fairly conservative! Age 20 - 30 = 10 years @ £30/week rent = £15,600.00 Age 30 - 40 = 10 years @ £50/week rent = £26,000.00 Age 40 - 50 = 10 years @ £70/week rent = £36,400.00 Age 50 - 60 = 10 years @ £90/week rent = £46,800.00 Age 60 - 70 = 10 years @ £110/week rent = £57,200.00 TOTAL SPENT ON RENT ALONE DURING A BASIC WORKING LIFE = £182,000.00 ADD to that everything else that must, BY LAW, be paid during your working lifetime AND the basic cost of food, clothing, utilities and fuel, PLUS rearing kids, college/university fees, cars, holidays, communications and entertainment etc, AND THEN add on the festive/celebratory spending that we are all obliged to do EVERY YEAR ... My theory is this; as long as the general working (or not, as the case may be) population can be kept content in the belief that they may win the lottery, then the masses will comply without question. I CHALLENGE YOU TO DENY THAT MY THEORY IS RELATIVE TO PROSPERITY! Vote for Eddie Elwood at http://www.scottishwriters.co.uk
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OH GOODY
My wish is to get my poems published And not because I want to be paid And I will just have to persevere Until I manage to make the grade I will give up trying however, if I see A book of verse written by Jade
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You got it, mate, I'm so very sad to say, But it's only the best, That can make this pay.
But get yourself a name, Commit a huge act of crime, Provoke a public outcry, You'll sell a book of grime.
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RHYME AND PUNISHMENT
I like to write an ode or rhyme Its a fun way to pass the time After many years of composition I have come to this conclusion The hardest part of the whole process And the least enjoyable I must confess Unless of course you pay a mint Is to get the bloody stuff in print
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RAP TRAP
Wearing baggy pants and baseball cap Rap Rap Rappers doing Rap Crap Strutting on stage with tuneless rhyme Ten a penny boys nickel and dime Gangster rappers handgun crime Hip Hop Hoppers new craze grime Spitting in the mike while they strut about This aint music theres no doubt Beat the drum ring the bell Hip Hop Flop the musical hell
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Never a change same old same in vein an everyday drain on my mind frame , I write in flame and blood to release every piece of my inner self but theses are the cards we are delt one more welt on the heart , is it smart to take it all in and keep livein true? , is that just fake water down stuff or the real brew of the person you all thought you knew
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02-18-2006 02:15 PM ET (US)
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What ever happened to Jordan... another great mystery!
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Who are the NYK writers?
Who is J W B Laing? Who is Derum? Who is Ronnie PC? Who is Gill? Who is Shona Prophett? Who is Eddie Elwood? Who is 'the ed'? Who are Agnes & Senga?
This is the biggest riddle of them all!
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bed, dead, fed, head.
lead, read, led, red
They rhyme dae they no?
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Bloody hell, who rattled Eddies cage the nicht!! Why thank you Senga for your kind wurds, never been called that wan afore.
here we go wae ma rhyme.
U've a twin tub washer and a twin set and purls U've no goat twins and U've no goat girls.
Help ma boab! That wiz embarrassin. Still, a first time fur everythin (sizzlin cheeks)
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Rhyming Stand-Off Be it good, Be it bad, Be it rude, Be it sad. Join online, Hone your skills, Write in rhyme, Of thrills and spills. Type it out, Type it here, Type in doubt, Type in fear. Now You Know, It's here to stay, Words will flow, Each and every day. The very best, In print will go, As for the rest, They're just for show. VOTE FOR EDDIE ELWOOD AT http://www.nowyouknow.co.uk
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Agnes! Yer a fan-dabbie-dozie genius! I wuid ne'er hae thought o' that! Am fair astoundit by yer revelation... Dumbfoonert, even! http://www.agnesnsenga.co.uk
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Well that's easy...ah wid just ask the man who owns the fruit and veg stall, whit wiz in the boxes. Or say, gies us wan apple, 1 orange and wan aipple. Then a wid pit the label on the right boxes. Noo, dinnae tell me um no right!! :-)
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WHERE IS BUNNY? An extra clue from me to you... After I've done A, B, C and D, I'll cross the water, for all to see. You'll soon realise that I'm no fool, By applying the confusing FAR CASH RULE. For on 10th September, that's where I'll be, Watching the big birds fly over me. http://www.bigbadbunny.co.uk
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WHERE IS BUNNY? Backwards and forwards, this name is the same... From here, in my ear, I can hear... The ebb and flow of wet winter weather! http://www.bigbadbunny.co.uk
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Three boxes are labeled apples, oranges, apples and oranges. Each label is incorrect. You may select only one fruit from one box. No feeling aroung or peeking premitted. How can you label each box correctly? Hint: fruit is not an answer.
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* Ive been throwing some poetry at the internet And some of it's beginning to stick Osmosis poetry also known as …… a four letter word that rhymes with spit
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05-18-2005 06:46 PM ET (US)
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Well! I do declare! Is there someone else in there? Paul Curtis arrived! =========== It's amazing what one can do with only seventeen syllables! =========== Is HAIKU the opposite of LO-BULL? I've often wondered that; So I thought I'd ask... Excuse me, Sir, I cried, And then asked my question... But, the teacher in my writing classes, Peering over his milk-bottle glasses, Simply shook his head and sighed. ============ http://www.scottishwriters.co.ukhttp://www.eddieelwood.co.uk
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05-18-2005 02:03 PM ET (US)
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MR.WHIPPY R.I.P.
An ice cream man has been found dead Lying on the floor beneath a shelf Covered with hundreds and thousands Police say he may have topped himself
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05-18-2005 02:03 PM ET (US)
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WHY WHY WHY?
A girl goes to the doctor in some distress Whats the problem or do I have to guess? I keep singing the green, green grass of home That sounds to me like Tom Jones syndrome Is it very common to sing the songs of a star? Well "it's not unusual" to tell the truth Delilah
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05-18-2005 10:11 AM ET (US)
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05-06-2005 12:32 PM ET (US)
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The Riddler Just as I wake to greet the day, The Riddler comes to have his say, Before my eyes can even see, He says, "This my riddle be..." If without light the day is night, Why, then, can you see? Presence of night or absence of light, What the difference be? Without the light, you call it dark, When it's dark, you cannot see, Your eyes are closed, there is no light, How, then, can you see me? In dark of night, with inner light, The body sleeps through spirit's flight, When day does break, with rising sun, Then once again, the two are one. http://www.scottishwriters.co.uk
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| Eddie Elwood
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05-03-2005 07:53 PM ET (US)
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I'm the best there is, I'm the best there'll be, For there isn't a person, Who can out-riddle me.
Derum, he tried it, But failed miserably, He sulked for months, Whilst I danced with glee.
Many have challenged, Many have failed, The world's best riddler, Eddie Elwood is hailed.
If you have what it takes, To pit wits against mine, I'll take on your challenge, Be it line after line.
But don't be surprised, Or shocked to the core, Because once you are beaten, I'll still look for more.
I'm the best there is, I'm the best there can be, There's never been a riddler, Who out-riddled me!
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05-03-2005 09:57 AM ET (US)
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05-03-2005 09:56 AM ET (US)
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Welcome to Eddie Elwood's Riddles & Rhymes section. ALL posts here must be written in rhyme, regardless of the topic... Even arguments! May the best man (or woman) win! ;)
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