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| Paul Curtis
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02-20-2008 06:39 AM ET (US)
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I LOVE ANAGRAMS
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 1
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are funny
Some light the gloom
For example
Dormitory = dirty room
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 2
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are funny
Some have flair
For example
Presbyterian = best in prayer
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 3
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are strange
Some are funny
For example
The eyes = they see
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 4
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make me roar
For example
George Bush = he bugs Gore
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 5
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are serious
Some are fun
For example
Gauteng = get a gun
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 6
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some amuse a little
Some amuse me lots
For example
The morse code = here come dots
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 7
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are strange
Some are funny
For example
Slot machines = cash lost in me
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 8
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are strange
Some are funny
For example
Animosity = is no amity
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 9
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are serious
Some are fun
For example
Eleven plus two = twelve plus one
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 10
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some leave me red faced
For example
A decimal point = I’m a dot in place
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 11
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make my sides ache
For example
The earthquakes = that queer shake
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 12
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are funny
Some have flair
For example
Astronomer = moon starer
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 13
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make my sides split
For example
Desperation = a rope ends it
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 14
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make me titter
For example
Mother-in-law = woman Hitler
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 15
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
They are fun
By varying degrees
For example
This is funny
For the Yankees
Snooze alarms = alas! No more z 's
But if you happen to have
A British head
Snooze alarms = alas! No more z 's
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 16
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are droll
Some hurt your sides
For example
Election results = let's recount lies
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02-05-2008 08:18 AM ET (US)
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PLATEX WOMAN
What with middle age spread
And the force of gravity
Time has played havoc
With my once sylph like body
My hour glass figure is no more
Alas it’s more like a barometer case
And my “cross your heart” bra
Is more of a “cross your waist”
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| Paul Curtis
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02-05-2008 08:16 AM ET (US)
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I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 1
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are funny
Some light the gloom
For example
Dormitory = dirty room
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02-05-2008 08:16 AM ET (US)
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
Suzy the fluesy is fun in the Jacuzzi
Jude the prude is really rather rude
Tarty Marti is a must at a party
And silly Lily is a very frisky philly
Slender Brenda is really very tender
Whacky Jackie likes to smoke her backy
Crazy Daisy is perhaps a little lazy
And trendy Wendy is extremely bendy
Plain Jane is certainly not mundane
Immoral Coral has a tendency to quarrel
Handy Candy is often rather randy
And mean Jean is frankly just obscene
Steady Teddy is almost always ready
Bobbin Robin can get me throbbin
Shirty Gurty so easily gets flirty
But it’s rosy Rosie with whom I get cosy
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| michael
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11-06-2007 03:46 PM ET (US)
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Iwas walking
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10-17-2007 07:03 AM ET (US)
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ALL HALLOWS EVE
I hide behind the sofa quivering in fear
Now the witching hour is near
The curtains are drawn tight
And I’ve turned off the lights
The TV volume is way down low
I sit and cower it its feeble glow
Then comes the knock upon the door
And I curl up quivering on the floor
My heart is pounding my breath is shallow
My mouth is dry it’s hard to swallow
On all hallows eve I live in mortal dread
But not of monsters or the un-dead
The fear that turns my heart to stone
Is Trick or Treaters knowing I’m home
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10-16-2007 04:25 PM ET (US)
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OOPS! This isn't poetry, I guess it was supposed to go here! ATTENTION ALL CYBERDOSHERS Got my post, nice to see, Read of the challenge, what's it to be? Shona Prophett, showin' a loss? Does anybody really give a toss? Have to admit, if this is true, I could be tempted, so could you, Wouldn't it be cool, wouldn't it be funny, If we all took part and we all made money? Check it out, then let me know, If you're taking part, I'll give it a go. Details at http://www.cyberdosh.com |
| Paul Curtis
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10-16-2007 08:25 AM ET (US)
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LAUGH YOURSELF FIT
It is said to keep you fit and well
Laughter is the best medicine
Unless of course you are a diabetic
Then the best thing is insulin
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10-16-2007 08:24 AM ET (US)
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A NIGHT WITH A FIT BIRD
I pulled a girl on Saturday night
And when we were getting at it
She rasped, moaned and thrashed about
And I don’t mean just a bit
Well I thought I was a great lover
That I have to admit
But alas she was an asthmatic
Having an epileptic fit
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09-06-2007 06:54 AM ET (US)
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Edited by author 09-06-2007 06:55 AM
Just checked and 'Glop' can be a pot of anything thrown in and cooked together, like a general mish mash of left overs, so what about, 'a blue stew'?
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