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JOBS FOR THE BOYS

Horacio Elizondo is ref for the final
His obviously Reward
For a flawless performance
Helping Portugal go forward

TONY'S CRONIES

Many hundreds of years of tradition he ignores
As president Blair reforms the House of Lords
The Lord Chancellors now been given the sack
We don’t need one nor his famous woolsack
The second chamber is loaded with his cronies
Not with peers but appointees and other phonies
In place of the rows of noble’s clad in ermine
Its full of denim wearing republican vermin
No fanfare will blow to announce who’s coming
That will be replaced by our Tony strumming
What next I wonder what else can Tony change
What else can he abolish or at least rearrange
Black rod maybe, all that banging must be a drag
Replaced by a door chime that plays the red flag

PUBLIC INQUIRY

Our venerable leader Tony Blair
Stood smiling in the media glair
Andrew Gilligan stood by his story
As the PM lied to Liberal and Tory
The Alasdair Campbell dossier lied
And poor David Kelly was crucified
At the BBC Greg Dyke resigned as D.G.
Tony Blair smiled a bit too smugly
He wanted a way to keep the truth hid
That’s what the Hutton whitewash did

WHAT NEW LABOUR DOES

When they are up in the polls
They flaunt the figures outrageously
But when they are down and falling
They ridicule them vigourously
Sometimes stressing fickle public opinion
Or protest votes and volatility
When they are only down a little
They play the underdog playing for sympathy
When they are neck and neck
They feign surprise at their popularity

CABINET MINISTERS

Cabinet ministers apply the following rules:
And must adopt these rules immediately
If put in a position
Where they must make a decision
They delay it immediately
If they can they delegate it to a junior
So the junior can avoid making a decision
If all else fails they form a committee
So the committee can avoid making a decision
If they can in anyway whatever
Avoid making a decision
They do so immediately

REVERTING TO TYPE

Mucker's keep on mucking
Suckers keep on sucking
Truckers keep on trucking
Bikers keep on biking
Hikers keep on hiking
Walkers keep on walking
Stalkers keep on stalking
Talkers keep on talking
Speakers keep on speaking
Keepers keep on keeping
Leapers keep on leaping
Jumpers keep on jumping
Dumpers keep on dumping
Slumpers keep on slumping
Skivers keep on skiving
Divers keep on diving
Drivers keep on driving
Racers keep on racing
Pacers keep on pacing
Chasers keep on chasing
Runners keep on running
Punners keep on punning
Gunners keep on gunning
Shooter keep on shooting
Scooters keep on scooting
Looters keep on looting
Stealers keep on stealing
Healers keep on healing
Dealers keep on dealing
Traders keep on trading
Faders keep on fading
Raiders keep on raiding
Reachers keep on reaching
Teachers keep on teaching
Preachers keep on preaching
Darers keep on daring
Carers keep on caring
Sharers keep on sharing
Copers keep on coping
Hopers keep on hoping
Lopers keep on loping
Rovers keep on roving
Movers keep on moving
Lovers keep on loving
Zippers keep on zipping
Tippers keep on tipping
Slippers keep on slipping
Sliders keep on sliding
Riders keep on riding
Hiders keep on hiding
Shakers keep on shaking
Makers keep on making
Takers keep on taking
Needers keep on needing
Heeders keep on heeding
Leaders keep on lying

TRESSPASSED

Other eyes have looked
Other hands have touched
The memories of my life
Intrinsic mementoes
Discarded like dross
The floor like a storm swept beach
Cables hang from
Invisible technology
What once was there now gone
Uncaring in their intrusion
Draws hang out precariously
Their contents strewn
My possessions lie in disarray
Everything of value gone
To feed a junkies habit
Or and idle mans greed
The insurance will pay
But when the money comes
I will still know they were here
And may come again
I will look at everyone with suspicious eyes
Can I live like that?

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