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9. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu.
Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and Picante Sauce.
Oh, yeah.... We don't care what you folks in Malibu call that stuff you eat... It AINT REAL Maid-Rites !!
Maid-Rites were born and bred in Iowa .... and real Maid-Rites never met ground turkey!
http://www.maidrite.com/12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
13. The "Hawkeyes", "Cyclones" and"Panthers" and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
14. Yeah, we have golf courses.
But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.
15. Colleges? Try Iowa City, Ames, Des Moines, Cedar Falls, or abunch a' others.
They come outa there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come for the holidays.