Re: 10/28 post

Can we make a contest out of putting playground insults in legalese? Here's my first entry:

"The defendant was then informed that the accused "[was] rubber" whereas the defendant "[was] glue," which the defendant interpreted as the accused implying that whatsoever the defendant said would bounce off of the accused and stick to the defendant."

OK, I can do better than that.

"John Doe replied, "I see London; I see France; I see [name withheld]'s underpants." [name withheld] understood this to mean that John Doe had not only visited two major European capitals, but also inferred that the waistline of his pants had dropped below the socially acceptable level."