Wow. I mean, wow. Is there anyone who doesn't have something of theirs posted on the internet? I know I do. Go ahead, Google my name. I dare you.

Dave, I'd just like to post, for the record, that SpamBouncer filtered out your fan fiction as "Porn/XXX".

The most disturbing part about this is that when I originally found David's writing on the internet, he was writing under the psuedonym of Mrs. D Lopez.

PS - Dave, that story was awesome. I am in awe.

Edited by author 04-06-2005 08:06 AM
Josh: It's nice to know that I'm now a published pornographer, and that I've effectively ended any chance I had of being elected to major public office. And all in one fell swoop too!

Bob Mike: Thanks for the inspiration. That was the most fun I've had writing in a while.

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16_04_2005.exe was infected with the malicious virus Trojan.Tooso.F and has been deleted because the file cannot be cleaned.

your email server is sending me viruses from joshua@mcgees.com. i do not appriciate it.

Edited by author 04-17-2005 04:00 AM
Hi Jay,

1. This is mcgees.org, not mcgees.com. But assuming that's what you meant,

2. Unless someone has hacked my mail server, which I doubt, my mail server is not sending the email. The email probably has a forged From header. If you have access to the full message headers (check your email software/service's instructions) paste the message with full headers into SpamCop to see who to complain to (you'll need to set up a free account first, but it's worth it.)

Edit: A way to tell for yourself is to check the headers and look for 64.30.211.193. If that doesn't show up, the message never passed through my server. If it does show up, I should be very interested to know that.

So, I felt that this would be the best place for me to post this picture. "Our" new Pope is OLD and GERMAN. Now what are some things that a lot of old Germans have in their personal histories?

Well, the Hitler Youth, for one.

That picture made me really happy for some reason. Just the idea that the Catholic church would come out and say "You know what, fuck it. Yeah, we're Nazi's. What are you going to do about it?", has made my day.

Josh,

If you haven't seen it yet, Post Secret might be the best thing ever done with blogging technology. After, you know, mcgees.org.

- Whelp

Wow. Thanks. Wow.

(For those playing along at home, Whelp = Bob Mike.)

I think that George Galloway and Zell Miller should fight the duel that Miller offered to Chris Matthews.

My goodness, there are some things I miss about England. Roast Lamb & Mint Jelly Crisps and journalists who know what the fuck they're
doing.

1.) Neighborhoodies are awesome, and I'm already setting in motion a plan to use them to promote gang violence.

2.) Director's Commentary: If you have not yet heard the commentary on Conan the Barbarian, I don't think that you can really consider yourself as having lived.

Mom, that director's commentary makes me gag.

Hmm. Would you mind deleting that comment? I did it through e-mail, and it looks like that didn't work so well.

What the post said: I had never heard of Suspect Zero until you wrote about it on your webpage. Then, today, I saw that Kevin Smith had written about it on his blog. But now, yes now, I see that Suspect Zero is the feature in this Week's Onion A.V. Club Commentary Tracks of the Damned. Wow. I had never heard of the movie, now I can't escape it!

Edited by author 07-23-2005 01:04 PM
Josh,

I find myself in desperate need of your expertise. In a few days, my difficult girlfriend will be returning from Portugal, and I have been assigned to seeing to her care and feeding. She has recently decided that she will be experimenting with the vegan lifestyle, and nothing that I have in my fridge could be vaguely described as vegan (seriously, even my fruits and vegetables are made from the flesh of dead animals). I'd love to go to the store and grab her some vegan-friendly foods, but everything that I've found so far tastes like a combination of sawdust and ass. Unfortunately, Chelsea is a picky eater; sawdust doesn't please her, and the less I say about the time I suggested eating that other thing, the better.

Since you have some vegan experience, I was wondering if you could direct me towards some vegan products that might be considered tasty by higher life forms. Any help that you could give me in this endeavor would be greatly appreciated.

- Whelp