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TO HOG N' WHORE, Putrid pud-wished-he-could-get-screwed-more-up-the-backside, completely IMPOTENT Joe 108, how is it being IMPOTENT? Hi honey, it's me, Barbara the Barbarian. Yipee!! So very thrilled you remembered my glamorous style of ripping off your pee-sized nuts with just my bare hands and teeth. Good for you, sweet sultry n sedutive, could-ya-be-a girl queen??? Whats your name now? Liza Teaser? Emmie Eunuch? Or just plain WHORE?? And you thought you were gonna jam it up our ass with that really nuts-o story about your favorite basketball do-gooders, especially their pedophilic leader? What did you say his NAME was again, jack of no learning a tall? Harlem Globe Trotters… you think?? Now who do you think is gonna get a very disappointed birthday present? Sorry, snake-man Sai, I dont think mum and dad, our real God Creator is ever gonna let that little event happen. Try not to cry, ok little Peter Eater?
Hey Joey, blowey, gay-girl guy, animal inserter, bet you thought you'd seen the last of me. Me-oh-me-oh-my. Sorry, loveless "lady", I like twisting out what little remains of your very nasty dong, as well as your pedophilic mind. How is it being IMPOTENT, queer butt? How come you haven't answered that question either yet? Jump into the real conversation anytime here, gay fool. Can't you read, or are ya' too n-n-n-nervous to answer? I see you're starting to sweat. Good for you, sweetie sweat hog. Wheeee, what a rotten smell you carry. No wonder you are so-o-o without a single friend... well, other than all your vast amounts of strange and stranger imaginary playmates. Ah, that's too bad. Maybe daddy Satan could spend more time with his very lonely gay identical son. I know this precious bouncing baba baby ya'll gay babies wanna' emulate could never find a friend or grow up big n' strong either. Kinda' like ya'll, bill-do-dildo brain. Dinky-donkey messy frivolous what-ya-ma-call -it, thing, ya' sure ya' wanna' look into the mirror and be so happy-dappy, little freaky-friday? Sure can't call you or baba baby a grownup OR a man. Sorry, didn't mean to "frighten" you so much that you freaked and ran from that other real scary website--SEXUAL MOLESTATION OF STUDENTS BY SAI BABA. Good title. True too. Are you jealous because Sai molester actually molested more than you??? Molesting assholes! Pardon the puns. Big smile, ok hun?
How is it being impotent, little pickininny nun? Are ya sceeered 'cuz your wanger's never yet been found… and never will? Whee, I bet ya'll wanted us girls to think you was a real bad ass, drivin' all the girls crazy with your Harley Davidson, eh??? Ya motorcycle red-hot momma-man. Vrooom, vrooom. Now I'm gettin' REAL scared. Did I hurt your faggy-ass feelings, poor drippy Aids girl? Gettin' just a small hint of a picture of your fun-filled future? Hey karma queen, did ya' really mean to go "down south" so often? Who ya' bendin' over for now in your favorite, ass-over-tea-cup position? Slimmy slut! How was it being nuttin"? Sorry button. You're just a bedazzeled, "jewels-envy" kinda' guy. Sorry you lost all that you always stole from off our own Mother Earth... FOREVER AND forever... and forever...... What's hell for, except for toastin' gay cutters and sadist porn queens like you, come again to Earth for the very final time? How ya' doing, tootsie-wootsie? Got any more of those fabricating stories you wanna' rag n brag to your non-admirers about? Nobody here is listening to any of your hum-drum, godawful, long and very boring crazy diatriabes. At least mine are interesting, huh guys? Ya fickle nickel. I wouldnt give you a plug nickel for all your dumb stories. Boring crap!!! Hey, sicko-in-the- sack, Joe-Jack. How many personalities did you say you had? Lets see, one, two, three… and now theres squeezy-sleezy Liza too?
Listen vamp and no good Tramp. Did ya really want to tramp all over good folks with so many bloody lies? Princess Diana says youre a whore, as well as a bloody liar. Nobody is ever gonna be remotely interested in reading your very boring stuff. So stuff it, will ya hog? Seal up that very un-pretty thing you call a mouth, or youll be wishin ya had a!! Got that yet, peeter eater? Michael the Arc Angel said he was gonna take out your bung hole, like a rapid tornado. Have fun, squeezer pleaser. Relax son of none, try not to squeeze off no short nfat bananas, like good old Swami Premananda, who fornicates the people no mo. Ya, pretty Premanada, another real gro-o-o-ss sweat hog, who sings the happy blues… I Got the South-India-Tamil Nandu Jail House Rot blues song, the whole day n the whole night long. Good song, huh? Heres another. I Would be King, said bananas baba, but I only made the silly-thilly drag queens lists of common whores. I could go on. I promise I will take out more of your edginess real soon, ok drag whore, suckass jo-jo bean? Until we meet again, ok ugly Nutty Butty?
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