Is there a bowl pool this year?

nice work, dude

So I haven't heard recently. Has the new DRays stadium been given the go ahead or been shot down? I know this used to be the place to get up do date sports info for the Tampa area. Thought I'd check it out.

It's amazing

Father Rick eats shit muffins his rabbits make.

Man... it is sad to say that I think the Fentonian Meeting house has finally died.... or at least until baseball postseason/ football preseason (hopefully).... Lets get this thing back up and running... Fenton, UPDATE YOUR SITE! Bring the people back together.

hey Robert miss hearing you on the radio need to get a national radio station like NPR well was thinking of you when I saw this post online sounds like agreat place wish I could move in but I know you where looking for a new place for you and the Chelsea thought you might be interested so just passing it on to you

Num Rooms: 2
Num Baths: 1
801 W. Azeele (near BLVD ST)
Dogs Allowed
Cats Allowed
Smokers Allowed

This is an awsome place, wish i didnt have to move out! Its a 2/1...spacious living room, kitchen, complete with washer and dryer! Seconds from all the bars, bayshore, UT, and downtown! Interior was all just redone. Hardwood in living area, tile the rest of the house, brande new counter tops! Jump on this one~ it will go quick!! It's going for about 1100...
Listed at Tampa.

i deleted her info b/c it was being posted on the radio web page and didn't want anyone to get it so if your interested let me know and I can pass it on to you hope all is good. Oh by the way the villinova basketball coach was in the store the other day and I thought of you he is a regular must live in bucks somewhere

Myspace blog just posted:
Eff Rays "fans"
Current mood: ashamed
Category: Sports


Top of the Ninth...

Home team down 6-5...

Top of the order due up in the bottom of the inning...

Fifty percent of the crowd leaves.

These effers don’t deserve a new stadium.

Let’s go X-Rays. God bless baseball. The game still rox despite the piss-poor "sold out" crowd.

(Covering a third of the upper deck with tarp does not a sold-out park make.)

I'm startin to not feel so bad about the whole birthday being omitted thing. Looks like the March birthday folks may get hosed altogether.

my birthday got left off too....what the fuck. this website is bullshit.

So Fenton, what do think of the SS position with the Rays this year… when do you call up Brignac if Bartlet plays solid d and OBP is appropriate… how do you finesse this situation if Longoria comes up and Aki goes to second?

Edited by author 02-21-2008 10:44 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/mlb_exper...ign?urn=mlb%2C67665

Architectural Rendering of the new waterfront facility for the D-Rays. Sure thought I'd hear about this from Fentonia first. Tighten up Gameday.

Oh and I'm no "expert", but something tells me that would get its ass kicked by a hurricane. Looks cool, though.

Oh and one more thing, the fact that my birthday (February 7th for future reference Gameday) was left off the list is a real slap to the nuts if you know what I'm sayin.

Sweet updates

"Picks"

Very strange kid, that Bobby is.

Another quality Ode to kick off the season, Bobby. I printed it up as I ran out of the office yesterday and it helped me get pumped up for the game (not that I needed it). I attended with a fellow Thunderdome Kid. Turns out he was in the $99 seats with me all those years. He's all in.

Bingo Bob sucks,
Boon Boon

Edited by author 10-04-2007 05:01 PM
I stand by what I said. If Florida had beaten Auburn, no one would've given a fuck. It's only a big game if you lose. Well, Florida lost, and Auburn played their ass off. All the credit in the world to them. Their defense was hardass, and Brandon Cox was able to adjust his tampon for maximum comfort, allowing him to throw it into and all around Florida's secondary with great success, at least in the first half. They went into The Swamp, at night, and did enough to win.

Now you move on. LSU is this Saturday. Florida will win the football game. You hear that? I said it. Could the Gators get blown out? Absolutely, but I feel like FLORIDA WILL WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME. So I'm putting it on record here. Right or wrong, I'll have to answer to it.

How do them words taste Gameday. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!

A quote from our leader, Bobby Fenton: "Who gives a fuck about Auburn this year? As long as you don't lose to them, the answer is nobody."

I guess there's a lot of people that care about Auburn now...War Eagle!!

yummmm Ryan's Steak house...I love steak....

Edited by author 09-21-2007 05:51 PM
I still see a cartoon character with a shiny gold tooth.

Let’s go Vascular Rays.

That toothrush stuff is just weird Bobby. What the fuck? Do you brush your teeth with it, or use it as a dildo?

~Agree on the standing issue.
~Agree on not taking the top newspaper, as you want to make sure you get a paper that hasn’t been fiddled with. Same reason I reach back for the 3rd or 4th lotion, deodorant, etc. on the shelf. And the bottom paper is assumed to be dirty, however I will take it if it's the last one.
~Couldn’t disagree more heartily on the FIFO dish system. Even that little bit of energy expended to lift the current dishes in the cabinet is an unacceptable inefficiency. Hell, I say just wash the bowl and spoon that you just used and leave them sitting right there on the counter ready for immediate use the next morning. I used to do that in DC when I hand-washed, and I do it now with my cutting board and knife for my morning salad preparation.
~The toothbrush thing? Well now, that’s just a little weird, Bobby.

You should write a blog explaining your '5-tool' theory in regards to women.

Gameday, that was a great post regarding the Massholes. I was at that Friday game in which our beloved manager made one of his worst decisions ever in removing the starter, Hammel, in the 6th as he's throwing a 1 hit shut out. 2 pitches later, goatee boy Youkilis goes yard...sweet bullpen. I left my behind home plate seats to go sit in one of the offices and watch the rest from there cuz i couldnt take that shit anymore. Needless to say I am on your side when it comes to the FuckSox and even more so with the Yankees. I hate northeasterners. I only have one thing to say, or sing really....Go Cubs Go!

6) Kaz rox.

Bobby, I learned the term "masshole" from my cousin Erin when visiting family in West Boylston years ago. That was right after she referred to the town sheriff as a douche bag. The name is either self-proclaimed, or at least well-received, by the Massholes themselves.

Some observations:
1) There were two typical-looking female Bosox fans in the row in front of me: denim skirt, player tee-shirt, 'B' hat. They spent the entire game turned around ogling the baby in the row behind them. I don't think they saw a pitch.

2) There were, however, two very cool men on vaca from Boston sitting in front of us as well. These were your older, hard-core baseball fans. They were complimentary of the Rays. I'll call them "Bostonians", not Massholes. They were, by the way, LOVING the Florida women.

3) I saw a group of 20-something guys buying tickets outside, each shirtless, overweight, and burned to a crisp. Definitely Massholes.

4) The Wally the Green Monster / Raymond video was fantastic. Might have to ask Wilmoth for a copy of that.

5) Most of my relatives are Massholes. Thank god mom moved to Florida before I was born. I claim no ties with that state.

On Tuesday night I tuned in via the net at about 6:30 and two other guys were still blabbering. Is the webcast at the same time as the "Gameday" show, or later?

The evening show for the time being is starting closer to 6:15 than 6:00. Mike and the Mad Dog before me always go another segment past 6:00. Once football season starts, I'm told that I'll be straight up 6-7. Just a public service announcement.

Oh, and I'm right on the NHL Opening Night Countdown. Shouldn't have had to be reminded about that.

I'll be tuned in daily! Is the date for ice fest known? And will the chamber of commerce do its deal this year? Count me in for both. Oh and Bobby... get the countdown to October 4th on the Fentonia site, please.

Yeah congrats on the new show! Whats up with the B-Gameday pic on the site though?

Generals suck!!!

Verizon has them all (including NFL HD)....They rock!!

Also congrats to Fenton on his new show 6-7pm on 1010 Sports!!!

DirecTV has the NFL Network, which will soon be going to HD. BrightHouse does not...end of story.

I love it when cereal gets soft and soggy. Every time there's a commercial for a cereal that proclaims "stays crunchy in milk!" I make a mental note to stay the hell away from it.

Good stuff, well written. Although if I had to make one honest rant, I hate the black background. Reason being, everything else on the Internet is white, so when I read one of your articles and made the mistake of jumping to another website, I was nearly blinded. You'll be hearing from my lawyers, Morgan & Morgan...FOR the people. Offices, Tampa.

http://pernecky.blogspot.com

Hey cereal boy, I got one you should try...healthy shit too....Kashi Vive Probiotic Digestive Wellness Cereal...can't remember the flavor, but i think there's only one...delicious...don't let that name fool you

One more thing...who the fuck likes it when the cereal gets soft and soggy? You're gross

Meka leka hi...meka heiny ho...

Ahhh spandex...reminds me of the days of the colorful Agassi tennis shorts with the oh so barely conealed spandex underneath.....

Wish I could walk out into public wiht those still.....

Edited by author 07-02-2007 12:53 AM
That "Rude Awakening" crack by my cousin Phil was pretty funny. I don't know why I didn't think of that.

As far as the Generals go, I am going to call the notoriously chippy folks at the City of Tampa Atheltics office and find out everything on Monday. In the meantime, everyone just relax, stay loose and stretched out, and get yourself in a mental place to be ready for the biggest game in Generals softball history - yes, I said it. Actually, it is tied for the biggest game in Gens history with the tenth and final game of last year's undefeated season. They can never take that away from us.

As the Generals manager I know nothing about any sort of "tournament of champions." Fenton was supposed to find out about this...I will be expecting a phone call with the details.

And yes, we are raising a society of pussies. I mean you can't even bench some little leaguer because he sucks...it might hurt his feelings. WAAAH!! Kid wants to play? He'll work hard and get better.

I love it, we're back!

After what looks like a good 6 weeks since the last post, we've hit the ground running. I agree with it all, let your kids get roughed up a bit, fall off your bikes, hit the fence a couple times and work up some strawberries that dont heal completely for the better part of six months on your legs from playing ball. It has made each of us stronger and better going through it all. There is some deep stuff coming from "d" below, and there IS some scary shit going on out there and hopefully we all raise our own children and raise them the right way. Regarding the generals, I can not wait to play the one game playoff. I am hoping it falls in two weeks and not over the holiday week. Anybody know anything about this so called tournament of champions we are supposed to be playing in?

Gameday: When you woke up after wearing the spandex, would you classify it as a "Rude Awakening"?

New nickname for Bobby: Malibu

ps the site looks good. glad to have it back.

Gameday I have to agree with you 100%. Normally at this juncture I would go into a rant about how the Clintons and the Soros of the liberal secular progressive movement are ruining our country. But if you take a step back and really look at the big picture, you will see the damage has already been done. The war has been lost. The only thing you can do now is to do exactly what Gameday said. Raise your kids not to be pussies. And raise them your damn self. Keep the govt out. Keep them out of govt schools. Places like Jesuit are quickly becoming your only option if you want your kid to get a real education and not a course study in bullshit PC political indoctrination. Its up to you now. The world is a much different place than it was even 20 years ago. I cant believe what this place must look like to my parents. There's some scary shit goin on out there and I guarantee you that you will get no help from any elected official.

Finally...I though I was going to have to look at 06 Derby odds for freakin ever!!!!

Do yourself a favor, buy your kid a moped!

Forgot about the Fentonia....guess who's back bitches?

Glad to see the "Re-Issue" of the site. Agree with the "Pussification" comments. I'd like to add all of these "Out of Gas" SOB's who are lapdogs for their wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, etc. Lets add them into this trend as well and it's a disturbing one indeed. Friend A: "Can you hang out Friday night with the fellas?" Friend B: "I don't know, I need to ask my girlfriend?"...

Fentonia is back.

Scary stuff Chuck....I am also sorry about your uncle. We work all day every day to create a life for ourselves and families the the futures of both. It is important to take care of ourselves so as to enjoy the "fruits of our labor".

Quit now while you can because one day it may be "too late"!!

Hey Dern, sorry for my delay in correspondence…

To answer your question my uncle has been using tobacco for over 20 years, but I cannot speak to the frequency of usage… your risk is really a combination of duration, frequency and genetics… I read in an article somewhere that if you were to quit now, your risk of head and neck cancer will return to that of the regular population after 5 years of abstinence… also it has been shown that alcohol and tobacco usage together have a synergistic effect in your risk of mouth/throat cancer, so if you have to use tobacco try not to do it when you are drinking as this drastically increases your risk (unfortunately I know those two go hand in hand).

When the hell are you moving back down here!!

Edited by author 05-03-2007 01:40 PM
Chuck,

Just curious. How long did he use tobacco. I know it really doesn't matter, but at least I might be able to sleep better at night. You know, I have only a few great loves in my life. Way to ruin one for me. Thanks. I am sorry to hear about your Uncle. That cancer really is some scary stuff. Speaks volumes as to how addictive that crap is, for somebody (myself primarily) to go on with that stuff for years knowing exactly what I could be and probably am doing to myself.

Fentonia… to all those out there using tobacco products (I used to be one myself) I thought it pertinent to inform you that my uncle (who is in his early 40s) was recently diagnosed with Stage III Squamous Cell Carcinoma of the tonsil with regional metastasis to cervical lymph nodes (translation: bad shit), all secondary to tobacco use. He is undergoing adjuvant chemotherapy and radiation and is currently waiting a response to determine how much surgery will be necessary if it responds. Anyone out there thinking about quitting, I hope this helps.

I highly recommend ya'll to see the movie "Derailed" starring Jennifer Aniston and Clive Owen.

Edited by author 03-14-2007 10:27 PM
Given you passionate response Swopie, I will give the movie a second chance; perhaps it is a movie you have to see more than once. I think my biggest problem was my inability to identify with the main character (i.e. I am not trying to make it in a new country, my mom doesn’t hate me, and I have no desire to “fuck” anything even remotely associated with Miami… but it did make me want to do blow.

… and 4dyce, you are right, I have been polling people in casual conversation and it is impressive how many people will retort “say hello to my lil’ friend,” when you mention the title, and they actually have never seen it.

Chuckles,

They obviously do NOT do drug tests in medical school. As for someone with the intelligence to get into med school in first place, you are disappointing me. Scarface is one of the greatest movies of all time. The movie is the epitome of the 80's and the music is great. I cannot believe that you would say that Pacino's greatest work was not one of the all time bests or could "possibly blow". You are off your rocker and I expect a full appology after you have watched it at least 30 times to fully appreciate the film. Remember....This city is one big pussy just waiting to be fucked!

 It is definitely a built up film.....primarily because people say it is great and have never seen it. You come to expect a cult gangster film...but it is not. As for my opinion, I think it is a great story....Cuban man gets a chance, Cuban man grows a pair, cuban man takes over the drug "world", Cuban man whips out his little friend, Cuban man dies. Funny how their life gets better but their situation becomes worse and ends the worst way. I think Oliver Stone did a pretty good writing job.

And I still have a thing for Michelle Pfiffer, even though she is ~50.....

So last night for the first time in my life I watched the movie “Scarface”… I was admittedly overdue for a movie that has been well advertised in every college fraternity house known to God and man. After sitting through the entire 170 minutes I must admit that I was let down. Perhaps over the years it had been too built up, maybe it’s a movie you have to see more than once or possibly it just blows. For a film with 3 Golden Globe nominations I expected more story, more development and a better accent from Pacino. The only consistent high-note was Michelle Pfeiffer, who has now surpassed Claire Forlani for the number one position in my alone time inspiration. So now I turn the spotlight to you good citizens of Fentonia, and ask you help in the matter. Am I missing one of the epic movies of our generation here, or is this movie just cool for about the last 5 minutes?

Man I miss the 80's.

FYI - I have recently made the executive decision to switch from boxers to boxer briefs. So, in the spirit of the holiday season, if anybody would like all my old boxers, let me know!!! I'm coming in to Tampa on Dec 24 for a few days, so let me know before then. Also, I think I have an old bathing suit (you know, the kind with the attached mesh panties). It's flourescent green. I won't need it anymore, as I have gone board shorts style, and haven't looked back.

Edited by author 11-17-2006 04:40 PM
FYI: Brandon Cox had 8 yards passing in the first half (-3 to Stewart, +11 to Taylor)… and if you count the INTs it was 47 yards... i feel like crying.

Edited by author 11-14-2006 10:08 PM
After losing to the two doormats of the SEC I decided that I am out of the football trash talking business. I am sure that next year AU will come between the hedges and beat us. But that is a year away so for now i cannot be more happier that the smell of a possible shot at the championship has been replaced with the wonderful smell of DAWG shit. 7 passing yards in the first half, one word comes to mind: Stellar. Brandon Cox had as much game on saturday as two dudes riding in a ridiculous looking little station wagon. AHHHHHHH! It feels good to be back! WAR BEAGLE

Aw cmon Trip, you've got Carte Blanche for the next year. As bad as Georgia sucked this year, what happened Saturday could be called no less than a grade A dickstomp. I was really looking forward to see what you came up with.

When I get a chance, I will get Fenton the pictures of the unbelievably gay rental car that Chuckles picked out. I of course wanted the convertable PT Cruiser but Chuckles was the guest and pleaded for the lightning silver Chevy HHR. We looked extremely heterosexual pulling into Oxford in that hot rod!

Edited by author 11-06-2006 10:27 PM
I would love to return the descriptive gratitude to you Swopie, but as we all know, what happens in a Holiday Inn, stays in a Holiday Inn...suffice to say Brian is a good snuggler.

I would like to thank Chuckles for going up to Oxford with me, giving me an excuse to go back up to my favorite place in the world. Yes Chuck is right, the scenery was amazing. Yes, Chuck was extremely blatant with his staring. Yes, Chuck was reprimanded for shouting "War Eagle". But what Chuck didn't let you know is that he was a stumbling around in a drunken stupor by 10:30. Perhaps it was the beer that we had to wait 10 minutes in Kroger to buy because they couldn't sell it until 7:00. Perhaps it was the fact that we had a few on the way to Oxford. Perhaps it was the beer that we guzzled as soon as we made it to the Grove. Most likely it was because my dumb ass gave him our fifth of Beam and he was pouring toppers in our cups like it we were on some sort of quest to set a new world record.

The best part of the trip that shocked us both was that we walked up to the stadium, bourbon in hand, and stumbled up to the gate. Both of us walked in, cup in hand, and nothing was said. Our livers and our wobbly knees would have gladly thanked the man for instructing us to pour it out, but not a word was said.

As for the game, Ole Miss put up a good fight but didn't have the horses to pull it out. If Chuck can tell you that he remembers anything after the first play of the game, he is lying through his teeth. Chuckles was "THAT GUY" at the game. You know, the guy who is yelling shit that doesn't make any sense. The guy who is spilling more of his drink on his shoes than in his mouth. The guy who is teetering in the stands and looks like a tree that has just been cut down and it's just a matter of time before he busts his ass. That was Chuck, but that was also me too. I feel bad for anyone that sat near us. Nevermind, fuck'em, we had a blast!

Next year UF makes the trip up to Oxford in September. Any of you UF fans up for a road game?

I would first like to say “what the fuck!” As I eagerly awaited the new rankings on Sunday, the USC loss fresh in my head, I could hardly contain myself to think we could actually wind-up in 4th, with WV playing Louisville and OSC facing off with Michigan. It seemed almost too good to be true, and sure enough it was. Not only did we not get the coveted 4th spot, we also didn’t get the consolation fifth, placing us in the posterior position of 6th (don’t ask me how). We played like shit you may say, so did fucking Florida (rivalry or not, Georgia lost to a Jay Cutler-less Vandy). Now in fairness, as I have said all along Auburn has not played a complete game all year, we did get trounced by Ar-Kansas but that doesn’t me we should not be given a shot at forth, let along drop a place. If USC would have pulled that out, Corso would have drummed it up as evidence of the strength of schedule in the Pac 10, and USC wouldn’t have moved an inch regardless of what the rest of the country would have done. I know it will play out: 1.OSU 2.UF 3.Auburn, and then the SEC Championship will decide who goes to the show (provided Ar- webedtoes-Kansas losses) but I am still pissed at the lack of respect (which is still left over form our 13-0).
That being said I would also like to say I had the opportunity to head up to Ole Miss with Swopie this weekend and watch a heated SEC West match-up. It was my first time in the “Groove” and it did not disappoint. Dark red brick, white columns, changing leaves, Jim Beam, hot blondes and so many variations of Dixie that even General Lee himself would be impressed. Amidst all of the tailgating, reminiscing and blatant staring there was actually a football game during which I was as sober as Curtis Lowe. While walking into the game, cup of beam in hand, I was loudly exchanging words with some ole miss fans when an old man with Auburn apparel pulled me aside. He looked me in the eye and said “that is not how we act in someone else’s house, be respectful and enjoy the game, war eagle.” At first I was pissed that he had the audacity to comment on my drunken banter, but then the more I thought about it the more it became apparent he was right. What separates the SEC from all of the other bullshit conferences (aside from the superior football) is the respectful pride between schools. How it is not just a four hour game with too many commercial breaks, but rather it is an experience and a way of life that reflects the personality of the people it represents. “Does it get any better then this,” I thought to myself as I staggered off to my bench to watch what turned out to be on hell of a shitty game. War Eagle!

Edited by author 11-01-2006 02:30 PM
I can't believe the SEC football season is this late in the going, and I haven't been posting regularly. It is good to see that the rest of y'all are keeping the fire burning in here, but Bobby Gameday is back.

The best part is that the FMH has become more important to me than the actual website, which I haven't updated since like August. Hell, if it weren't for the Meeting House then I probably would've even have the website up, but this thing is bigger than all of us.

I didn't even come in here to talk shit either because any good Gator fan knows that the minute you count your chickens before they hatch, something comes up and summarily consumes all of the chickens in one bite, and you're fucked. I'm happy we pulled out the win against Georgia by 7 despite being about 35 points better. Ooops, was that shit talk? I didn't mean it to sound that way. Seriously.

Looks as if Trip Harrison ran his yap a week to soon. Here is a hypothetical multipe choice question for you. Which answer best describes a team that sucks?
a.)a top 15 ranked team that loses to an unranked team at home
b.)a ranked team that beats a #2 ranked team
u.)a team that loses to VANDERBILT
c.)a,u is correct
Hey Trip, which one of your feet do you have to pull out of your mouth.
Go Dawgs!

Anyone going to the FL GA game?

Edited by author 10-08-2006 02:04 PM
Yea well Tennessee stomped yalls ass. A silver lining to an otherwise shitty Saturday. We'll see what happens in November. If ya'll can walk out of Auburn the winners, then you can talk shit.

Looks as if Tommy Fatertown ran his yap a week to soon. Here is a hypothetical multipe choice question for you. Which answer best describes a team that sucks?
a.)a highly ranked team that loses to an unranked team at home
b.)a ranked team that loses to a ranked team
u.)a team that loses to Arkansas
c.)a,u is correct
Hey donny which of your personal firearms did you use to shoot the tv. War beagle

Thanks for pointing out how my life sucks. I will now go blow my brains out. Oh and by the way 14-13 vs Colorado and 14-9 vs ol miss, big wins. Go dawgs.

You know how i know u suck? Because you are on a message board at 1:30 am on a saturday night. And spurrier almost beat you with only 3 quarters

Hey Trip. Georgia sucks.

I think we should rename this site "The Hanto/Glover Meeting House"

good job hanto with the bucs curse and all. Hey Fenton can you pull some strings and tell the guy that does SEC color commentating on espn TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! By the way love the show and i still hate buck

Not sure what to think about this one.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/456104p-383834c.html

It just seems so wrong.

Actually I was wrong. Apparently the season has yet to really start.

good call hanto

Never Scare a Brother: http://vidsearch.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...&videoid=1135675753

I don't know about yall, but I am excited for the Buc's season opener against Atlanta this weekend. I look forward to seeing Sims really take the reigns of this offence. With his stellar passing game and Carnell and Pittman in the backfield, I'm predicting good things. Oh and if anyone's going to the home opener vs Carolina, count me in.

Thanks Dern, your Auburn post gave me goose bumps… to all loyal Fentonians, if anyone has a USF ID and would like to play football intramurals this Fall let me know… we have a core of about 8 guys and are looking for a few more who would like to ball … games are twice a week… if you are interested email me at cglover@hsc.usf.edu.

The Hurricanes might have their weakest offense in years, but they are still better than those Semi Noles.

Man that's deep. That's like Jack Handy deep. Glad too see all that fancy book learnin ya got yer self there's payin off.

Why is the devil wise I inquire… perhaps it is because he is the devil… plausible yes, correct no…truth be known, it is because he is old.

You should check out Brian Regan. He's friggin hilarious.

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me, D!

Edited by author 08-22-2006 05:41 PM
Screw the Buc's season, check this out

http://www.aunews.net/Videos/frmVideoPlaye...tadium_PreGame.mpeg

Make sure to turn up the volume.

Dane Cook sucks!

If you are bored @ work, go to this website and click on videos: http://danecook.com/

If this doesn't get you motivated for the 2006 Buccaneers season, nothing will:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIdfrTSdLgM

That car was a big hunk of shit and I for one am happy to see that American made peice of garbage go straight to the dump and straight in the crusher..... ooooops... I mean to its "new home"

Fenton and those with fond memories of the 99 Grand Am.....

The legend is gone. Closely resembling a demolition derby car, ol' blue has found a new home. Sorry to depress you all.

You're my boy Blue!!!!!

Edited by author 07-27-2006 05:12 PM
WOW! Quite the discussion going on here. Buck, I do appreciate the good wishes as always.

I am going to give some thought to mike's topic of choice. I feel that is the least i can do considering the amount of time he has put into this discussion board.

Donny, thanks for making it down for the fourth, don't be a stranger.

I apologize to all who have been trying to get ahold of me over the past month. I started my new job and it has taken a good portion of my time.

Keep up the good work in the FMH and I will check in later when I have more time.

Screw you, bowling IS a sport. Look at the dictionary man! It states that "anything that involves competition" is a sport. See! If the dictionary says it's true, it's true!

Fenton- Great job today on the radio show! I must say that my favorite part was when Scott Brantley told a story of his house being broken into and you paralleled a story about your bike being stolen by a Waffle House employee. Keep up the good work.

Edited by author 06-25-2006 11:29 PM
Thanks for the kind words, Brian, and you are absolutely right..."cunt" had completely slipped my mind, but is a great option. As they say, it is the "Cadillac of Expletives".

Chuckles, I appreciate you posting the link. With the new show starting this week, I mulled over how much advertisement I wanted to give this site. I have decided to keep it simply among friends, and will not advertise it on the air. I may mention it, but won't give the address. If a listener e-mails me or something, I may direct them here, but Fentonia is our place and will remain so.

It came down to the fact that if I was ever forced to "clean the website up" because of its availability to our listeners, or if we couldn't compare the virtues of the word "cunt" vs. "cocksucker", I would never forgive myself. In fact, I would never allow this to happen, period. At the end of the day, anybody is welcome, of course, but anyone who comes in here is subject to whatever happens to be posted on the site. No one has to watch what they say, what they post, or anything like that. Anything less would make us savages.

FYI: http://www.tbo.com/sports/bucs/MGBBPHBMNOE.html

I've called another man a "cunt" before and it felt just as satisfying as calling someone a "cocksucker" or "ass" or any of that. The suprise element of calling another man a "cunt" is awesome.

Anywho, congrates Robert on your recent promotion at the radio station!

Edited by author 06-21-2006 02:39 AM
Mike

Even though I called into question your mental stability, I have been pondering your question this evening and I feel I have come up with a reasonable answer. In looking for that one word or phrase that can adequately convey ones feelings of disdain time and time again, I have concluded that there does not exist one singular magical word or phrase that can put any person in their place at any given time. The key to a good "zing", if you will, is finding and exploiting the individual in question's shortcomings, or at least what they percieve to be their less desireable attributes. See, every person, even the most hubristic, egostistical, conceited person has at least one thing that they see as a fault that lies within them. The secret then lies in finding that one idiosyncrasy and calling it to their attention. This has its obvious shortcomings in that often times the person that we would choose to engage with our linguistic repartee is a complete or nearly complete stranger that we have little or no knowledge of. But if one is to sufficiently prepare themselves, this obstacle can be overcome. One way I have found to prepare for the impending battle of words and wits is to observe the subject in a casual social situation, prefferably one where the opposite sex is involved. If you are faced against an overly confident adversary, bearing witness to their social behavior in the forementioned scenario will more often than not shed some light into the opponents weaknesses. If the subject is observed to be paying an exceeding amount of attention to their outward appearance, then the logical first step would be to dispute their choice of clothing or imply that an aspect of their personal hygene leaves something to be desired. Even if the point of your arguement is seemingly baseless, you will have planted a shadow of doubt in your opponent's consciousness which in turn will cause them to begin to question or doubt themselves, which makes your affront a success. One's personality is also a valuable place to start. This is because the baseline for comparison is so incredibly vague that it opens the possibility for reflection and doubt. Take for example a subject that has an insatiable need for the attention of others. This person almost always can be found engaging a group of people discussing, most commonly, but certainly not limited to, the disparagement of another individual or individuals outside the immediate group. The goal here then becomes to turn the negative attention away from the hapless victims and back onto the individual who is your target. If successful this will almost assuredly send your opponent away feeling dejected and emotionally bruised.

In conclusion, while the use of derogatory phrases such as "cocksucker" and "motherfucker" may be internally satisfying, unless your opponent actually engages in homosexual tendencies or in incestual relationships with a parental figure, these phrases while as satisfying as they may be, will have little emotional effect on the intended target. Choosing to attack their weaknesses and expose their fault in a social setting will have a much more desireable effect on their emotional state. I hope this discussion as been of some assistance and good luck in your future belittlements.

Mike

Even though I called into question your mental stability, I have been pondering your question this evening and I feel I have come up with a resonable answer. In looking for that one word or phrase that can adequately convey ones feelings of disdain time and time again, I have concluded that there does not exist one singular magical word or phrase that can put any person in their place at any given time. The key to a good "zing", if you will, is finding and exploiting the individual in question's shortcomings, or at least what they percieve to be their shortcomings. See, every person, even the most hubristic, egostistical, conceited person has at least one thing that they see as a fault that lies within them. The secret then lies in finding that one thing and calling it to their attention. This has its obvious shortcomings in that often times the person that we would choose to engage with our linguistic repartee is a complete or nearly complete stranger that we have little or no knowledge of. But if one is to sufficiently prepare themselves, this obstacle can be overcome. One way I have found to prepare for the impending battle of words and wits is to observe the subject in a casual social situation, prefferably one where the opposite sex is involved. If you are faced against an overly confident adversary, bearing witness to their socail behavior in the forementioned scenario will more often than not shed some light into the opponents weaknesses. If the subject is observed to be paying an exceeding amount of attention to their outward appearance, then the logical first step would be to disbarrage their choice of clothing or imply that an aspect of their personal hygene leaves something to be desired. Even if the point of your arguement is seemingly baseless, you will have planted a shadow od doubt in your opponent's consciousness which in turn will cause them to begin to question or doubt themselves, which makes your affront a success. Ones personality is also a valuable place to start. This is because the baseline for comparison is so incredibly vague that it opens the possibility for reflection and doubt. Take for example a subject that has an insatiable need for the attention of others. This person almost always can be found engaging a group of people

I'd like to congratulate Mike DeMare for a couple of things. First of all, we hit a milestone with our 400th post during Mike's stream-of-consciousness effort, and I beam with pride at the thought of how far Fentonia and the Meeting House have come. I also congratulate Mike for now having the most consecutive words credited to one user in the history of the FMH. Strive for more, Fentonians.

As for taking Mike's questions to heart, and wondering about my own opinions on this matter, a few words/phrases come to mind. "Fuck stick" is a pretty good derogatory phrase, and I am also partial to "choad", as in, "What a choad that guy is", or "Eat a dick you fucking choad."

Of course, these are alternatives, as I am a sucker for the classics like cocksucker and motherfucker. I also like "cocksmoker". I consider these a matter of personal preference, but remember, "cocksucker" holds today and always will hold its rightful place as "The Magic Word" for baseball umpires and others in positions of authority. Until that changes, and it never will, I don't see how the only word that is guaranteed to get you thrown out of any argument, dispute, or meeting can be anything but the king of cutdowns. I refer all of you to the famous scene in Bull Durham where Kevin Costner is thrown out of the game for arguing a call at home plate.

That is all for now.

Donny~ what was the name of the song you told me to try to find?

WOW....Thanks Mike.....I needed something to keep we awake at work!

I see your Sundays must be very exciting!!

Mike's a lunatic...ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MIKE A DULL BOY.

This is a quasi-serious post on a subject that I have given some thought to over the years. By no means has it engulfed my life, but I have found myself revisiting the notion from time to time. Without further ado, here it is: What is the best slight one man can give to another? In other words, how can I verbally express my disdain for someone in the most direct fashion? Some feed-back would be appreciated.

Criteria #1: It has to be short - no more than a few syllables. Criteria #2: It has to fit a wide range of situations. Even though each instance is situation-specific, this word or phrase must be applicable to most if not all circumstances. Criteria #3: It must have zing. It must leave you feeling good after saying it and it must leave the intended recipient saying to himself, "What did he just call me? Holy shit, I must really suck." Although my feelings and the feelings of others are not the same, they are definately not mutually exclusive of each other.

Since the beginning of the new millenium, I have found myself invariably defaulting to "cock-sucker". This is a great word that I highly recommend. Not only does it have shock-appeal, but it lends itself to its poetic-sounding first-cousin: "cock-sucker, mother-fucker." Or, even better "fucking cock-sucker mother-fucker." The problem I have with this is now that I'm a little older and a little wiser, I find that it's a little too abrasive and has the power to be too personal. I'm not intending to get personal when I make such a comment.

Also, although it might get some laughs, it sounds to me like the words of an ignorant person as nowadays it really has no political correctness. It's almost the equivalent a calling a black person the "N" word or referring to a woman who has had an abortion a baby-killer. I feel dirty just thinking of using those words, so why wouldn't I feel the same after saying "cock-sucker." As a result of this, I have tested the waters with the following:

A) Jerk: What this word has going for it is that it is not only a classic cut-down, but it is also classy. "Jerk" has undoubtably withstood the test of time. I would not be surprised to hear it used in a 1940s film classic or in any modern-day situation. The broadness of the word is also an advantage as it really does run the gammut of types of ill-feelings toward another. This, however, almost serves equally as a detriment since it dilutes the effect of the word.

For example, the only times I can recall being the brunt of this particular put-down, were when I was bullying someone around at a poker table, he said I was acting like a "jerk." And I have also had girls call me a jerk before. The former was just me doing what I had to do to win which is a primal instinct of no fault of my own. And the latter was b/c the parties in question and I didn't have a unilateral level of feeling for the other. Also, no fault of my own. In neither case did I feel badly. The effect of the word went by the wayside which renders it almost useless.

B) Ass: The word "ass" is interesting. It has the same benefits as "jerk" in that it flat out gets the point across. A specific benefit is that the very root of the word is a donkey. So by calling someone an "ass" you are inadvertantly saying he is as dumb as a donkey, which is pretty low. As a sidebar, we all know that when a horse mates with a donkey, the offspring is a mule. These horses must have a pretty low self-worth to go slumming like this. If I were a horse, and my son or daughter inpregnates or was inpregnated by a donkey, I would be fucking pissed. You might come back with the argument, "but what if they were truely in love?"

My retort would be, "Get real. I'm not buying into this personified Disney-infested propaganda bullshit. They are fucking horses. They don't fall in love and they sure as shit are not better athletes than Mickey Mantle (this is in reference to ESPN's greatest athletes where they had Secretariat listed above Mickey Mantle. By the way, does any network suck themselves off quite as badly as ESPN (no offense Fenton))." To go back to the horse/donkey discussion, maybe this is why mules are sterile. It's nature's way of saying you can have your fun, you can make your mistakes. But these mistakes are not going to affect the bloodline of the innocent parent horses.

Now back to the issue at hand. Another benefit to "ass", is that it has a very popular derivative in "asshole." This is undoubtably the most vile part of the human anatomy's exterior. Just the thought of an asshole cannot, and better not, bring a smile to your face. Its only purpose is to be a venue for pumping out shit. Well, not quite the only purpose, but that brings us back to the whole cocksucker discussion. Additionally, isn't asshole kind of juvenile? It sounds like something I would have called someone in the 3rd grade for stealing my left-handed scissors.

The problem that I have with "ass", and the same can be said for "jerk", is that they just don't leave me with the level of satisfaction I need. This is something that I just can't get around, no matter how hard I try. When I'm driving and someone cuts me off, saying "You jerk" or "What an ass" just doesn't do it for me. It doesn't have nearly the bite that "You fucking cock-sucker mother-fucker" has. But, as I mentioned previously, I need to find an alternative to this.

I really put myself in a quandary. How can I express myself in such a way that I feel satisfied without being as classless as to say "cock-sucker." During the time I was contemplating this, I was riding out "cock-sucker" until I could come up with something better. I'll take classless over lack of satisfaction any day of the week. This is a natural human response. We yearn to be satisfied and will not stop until we are there. In the example provided above, when someone cuts me off, if I started with "ass" or "jerk", I would inevitably end up with "cock-sucker."

So, when someone cuts me off, I could say, "What an ass! God, I can't fucking believe that jerk!...Jesus...Man, what a fucking cock-sucker." By the time I climax at "fucking cock-sucker", I have spent so much time revving myself up that I am more susceptible to irrational emotions, e.g., road rage. This would put me at a higher risk of spinning my car out of control, hitting a telephone pole and killing me. This would not be cool. That is why I would choose, "You fucking cock-sucker!" I might supplement this with a solid finger when I see him look through his rear-view mirror. And that would be it. Water under the bridge. I guess you could honk your horn, but I'm not big on horn honking.

So, the other day, a couple of my friends were talking about some dude they work with. I've hung out with this dude and, believe me, he has no redeeming qualities. Anyhow, they were saying all these horrible things he has done to them and the other co-workers. And at that point, it hit me. Out of nowhere, I came out with it: "He's a buggar-eater!" "Buggar-eater", what a great word. This not only got laughs from the parties at hand, but, more importantly, it left me fulfilled inside. I have no idea where that came from, and I have no idea what it means, but it complied with all the criteria and left me feeling happy. That's all I ask.

Now, as I mentioned before, I would like some feedback on this. Are there better words that I'm missing? Do you agree with my viewpoints? If you want to reply by saying "you have way too much time on your hands" or comments of the sort, please save them. Not only are they unoriginal, but I am also very aware of this. Thank you and God bless.

Ya get the mirror.

the mirror is a dealbreaker. It would go perfect with my wallpaper, curtains, and comforter. FREEBIRD!!!

That offer was on the table when he was still alive. I have two hard rules that cannot be compromised under any circumstances: i never leave a bar during a song from the Thriller album, and i sure as shit don't trade baseball cards of dead players. I'm sorry, but that's how i roll.

Edited by author 06-16-2006 01:54 PM
If I am going to pay $163 the the '93 Fleer "Ultra" Kirby Puckett card is going to have to be in the conversation.

Oh yeah, there's no fucking way you're getting the Leonard Skynard mirror

To where would you like it sent, Don? It might be easier just to send me an email with your address - for confidentiality purposes. I will then reply with my address so you will know where to send the money order. Thanks and congradulations.

Hate to break it to ya, but unlike some other things, when it comes to VCR's, size is not an attribute.

Edited by author 06-16-2006 11:03 AM
VCR For Sale!!! I have a pretty new VCR (It was purchased in '92) that I don't have much use for anymore as I recently acquired a VCR-DVD player. Before I go the ebay and/or garage sale route, I wanted to give the patrons of Fentonia first licks. That is what a nice guy I am. This SONY SLV-N150 VCR is gray. I think I remember it being silver back in the mid-'90s. Actually, I specifically recall walking up to it to tape an episode of Saved By the Bell - The College Years and thinking to myself, "That is one good-looking VCR." All-in-all it has withstood the test of time. It has chewed up a couple of tapes over the years, but that is more the exception than the rule. Also, the "N" in SONY on the face of the VCR is missing. So, instead of reading "SONY", it reads "SO_Y". Believe me, I have turned my place upside-down looking for the "N". I have even prayed to St. Anthony. But no dice. Even though I no longer have the original proof of purchase, I am giving you my word that it is a genuine SONY and not one of those cheap rip-offs, like "SOBY" or "SOKY" or, dare I say, "SOMY". Although part of the serial number is gone, the bar-code is still in good condition. Somehow, I think this can prove that it is a legitamate "SONY." Another attribute to this VCR is that it is really big - at least two and a half to three times bigger than anything you can get today. I am willing to sell this VCR for, say, $85. Also, since I live in New York, I will have to charge you a shipping fee of $40. If you thought this deal was too good to be true, you were right. I personally hate going to the post-office. I always feel like such a knuckle-head whenever I'm there. Because of this, I will have to throw on an additional fee of $38. The total comes to $163 - I will also throw in four blank tapes absolutely free (actually they're not blank, but you will be able to tape over whatever is on them). If somebody accepts by 2:00 this afternoon (June 16, 2006), I will also give you a 4" by 5.5" Leanard Skynard mirror absolutely free. I will be checking this site periodically or you can email me at mdemare2002@yahoo.com. To be eligible for the Leonard Skynard mirror, I have to see by 2:00 that you accepted the offer (regardless of when you sent the email).

CHING CHANG CHONG CAN'T UNDERSTAND YA

Where'd everyone go. Piss poor!! Gameday you need to start busting some heads down there. Mabey put a plug on the afternoon update.

If Haught has jet ski's, he has never told me about them. And if that is true, then I will punch him in the boob next time I see him. But as far as I know there are no jet ski's.

I like your enthusiasm Gameday. Wonder if Haught still has the jet ski's down there. I'm gonna plan on making it down for the fourth. Lets get something figured out.

If there is a boat in play, not just for the fourth, but at any time, then we need to be tapping into this resource. This should have happened already. What can we set up?

Hey. What's goin on for the Fourth. I need an excuse to buy a plane ticket so someone needs to come up with something. My pops still has the boat. Mabey a possibility.

GUSTAVO!!!!

I don't know if all of the sudden there is a shortage of my buddies sitting at their fucking desks bored out of their mind, but the chatter in here lately has been piss poor. I updated the website. I did my part. Now do yours.

DROP ME OFF AT THE SOUTHERNMOST POINT

SHOULD I GET THE MIZUNOS OR THE PINGS?

I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH

BUNG BUNG BUNG IN A NOOSE!!

Thanks for making it out to the race Mikey, would’ve loved to have seen you but with all the post-race press conferences it’s difficult to break away… and Hanto, if you are having problems only getting to “ha-“ then there are medications that can help you get all the way to “hard.”

damn it, your right. My bad.

Thanks, Don. I think you forgot the -RD at the end of that post too

Hey Mike. New York sucks. Ha!

G-Lover, great Mariokart post. I was present, in the grandstands, during that fateful race. I guess the reason we watch sports is to witness moments like that. Moments that stay with us forever. Like when (similar to your moment) Cole Trickle juked outside, then slashed inside to beat Russ Wheeler for the checkered flag. Or when, during a Fall '98 flag football intermural game with the dormrats, I laid a screen that sprung our player's game-winning touchdown. (That was my moment). Or when Shaq shattered the backboard as a rookie with the Magic. And the list goes on. What all of these moments have in common is that they have each transcended sports. So Chuck, I say to you, take your hat off. Take a bow. You deserve it.

I haven't been on here in a while. Bob, you still suck. Chuckles, I miss you. Trip, you are angrier than me (and I miss you too). Fenton, get a life. Anyone else I forgot, EAT A D! I'll be at the derby if you need me (not hanging out with Fenton)

Chuck~ you really need to be done. It's just not healthy.

Edited by author 05-02-2006 12:46 AM
Balls: http://www.break.com/index/colbert1.html http://www.break.com/index/colbert2.html

I guess they should have built the Titanic out of shit.

I am trying to figure out why some terds float

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

Edited by author 04-21-2006 01:31 PM
I am fixin' to update this here website. Also, Chuck's MarioKart post has officially been named the funniest post so far in the history of the Meeting House.

http://askaninja.com/

The shit is funny. This should assist in your time(wasting)management, Chuck.

For those who haven't seen this guy: www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com... Click the “videos” tab towards the top. My favorites are “Bat Day” and “Starbucks”

Gomes = Stud

My worst fear.

Donny, may you have spontaneous diarrhea at a socially inopportune moment.

don't think thats the right word. Whooping, as in a whooping crane? See, this is what happens when you read glovers posts. Apparently what he wrote actually made him dumber. Amazing.

Congrats UF… That was a whooping

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

We are all officially dumber for reading glovers post. What a waste of typing. Damn.

And the award for best procrastination while studying goes to.........
Chaz Glover , congratulations!!

Sure, Duke and LSU might have had an impressive spat, but did anyone catch the grudge match that took place last night on the dusky tracks of Nintendo 64 Mario Cart?.. well just incase you missed it, here is the recap…It all came down to the third lap of the final race in the Star Cup 100cc Invitational and with Yoshi (G-Lover) no less than a full 2 seconds behind the previous champ Mario. After an all out sprint around the final turn and thanks to the help of a cleverly placed banana peel, Yoshi who always goes to the outside, went low folks, surprising not only the grandstands but also the little red cart of Mario (for whom the game is named)… the risky break in SOP paid off and the gutty green dinosaur took the checkered away for that little tally plumber, thus securing a spot on the center pedestal… I think it is safe to say when names like Petty, Earnhardt and Wallace are uttered around the concrete ovals of this country, Yoshi name won’t be far behind.

Duke v. LSU: What a fucking game!
Hanto loves John Kerry

Hakuna matata bitches!

You are right Donny, after spending a little time on huffingtonpost I am amazed at some of the misconstrued perceptions there are on just about every current topic (do people even read the articles??)… I really enjoy reading the insightful posts regardless of whether I agree or not, but I hate the idiots who just want to pick a fight… I tend to find myself in the middle of the road when discussing politics and I am equally as scared of the far right as I am of the far left… but it always seems like the bleeding hearts are much more annoying!

Do you recommend any other blog sites?

I would like to point out that there was a pisspoor performance by Gameday on the karaoke machine last Friday night during the Huaght birthday extravaganza… pisspoor.

new screen name, old joke book

Ironically, so does Georgia

if you add RD to the end of HA you get the generals suck HARD

It's -you're- not -your-.

Oh and even though I tend to enjoy the O'Reilly factor from time to time, if you think that his show is truly a "no spin zone", your an idiot. And also have you noticed that it seems like Alan Colmes doesn't really believe a word that comes out of his mouth?

And you knnow what else? Because of these damn Republicans and Democrats, I have lost all ability to determine fact from partisan bullshit spin. If you want a good look at how f*cked in the head liberal democrats are, go to huffingtonpost.com and read some of the comment sections after the articles. Man there are some crazy ass people in this country, and that goes for both sides of the political coin.

No I don't think its possible for someone to be 100% of either. Where's the measuring stick? Personally I think everyone is crazy and that is why I hate people. RD? whats that?

Is it possible for someone to be a 100% democrat or republican? Is there anyone in the Meeting House who fits this description?
…and to Trips post: word.

Edited by author 02-28-2006 05:18 PM
Hanto you forgot the RD on the end of your post. Bob if you want more people to attend the games do what Jesuit did and have your mom come to the game. In the very least Glover would show up.
WAR semi-pro Masterbation(when your not as good it lasts longer)

Hey Bob, Generals suck. HA

Hey Fenton, nobody cares about your semi pro football team's schedule and non Fenton weekly updates. However, I can say that there are many Fentonians who would like to see some updates regarding the Hillsborough Generals along with Schedule, and possibly even a call for some more fan support at the games. If its not too much to ask, lets see a little General's enthusiasm.

By the way... check out the google ads that have been placed to the left of the messages... pretty funny really.

The horseshoe box is as good as new. It sure would have been nice to have a paper clip... at least to spread the deer shit around with. When are we going camping again??? I can't wait to see Hanto riding his dirt bike around again in his camo overalls with that sweet blue helmet and goggles... SAFETY FIRST!!!

Trip... lets set up this camping trip for sometime in March or April.

I must agree... get the shit out of the left lane if you are going less than 10 mph OVER the speed limit.

Racism does indeed suck... Charlie, you are awesome.

Gameday's a Racist!!! BwaHAHAHAHAHA

Of course he did. That is McGyver Bob (aka Bob the builder) your talking about. He used 2 pine needles, a paper clip, and some deer shit to hold it together as if it were new
WAR Buck leaving the sleeves on his shirts -and-
WAR Buck's follow up response about my jokebook

so did bob ever fix that box of horseshoes? OOOPS.

looking back, I don't think I could have missed the point any more if I tried. Charlie sorry for roping your name into one of my frequent acts of dumbness. If anybody needs my i will be back in left field

Edited by author 02-22-2006 03:23 PM
I believe my point requires some clarity… what I intended to convey was that if you allow someone to upset you with just a word, then you have given them control… sadly, it was a point that fell on deaf ears, because like Robert said, society has been preprogrammed to react a certain way when a “buzz” word is spoken… I just had hoped that as a society, we were at a point where we could be open, but according to the reactions to Robert’s on air statement, there is still some progress to be made.
… and seriously, if more then 2 cars pass you on the right, then get over!

I want to change what I said in my last post. I think Trip is the reason we've progressed so little with race relations in this country.

I'm with you Glover. It kills me to hear about how oppressed they were in this country. They always talk about "know your history" but the history seems to begin the minute they stepped on the boat. They fail to mention the part about being slaves in their homeland. Do you think our founders went over there and somehow convinced a huge group to board a ship. Fuck no we bought them. Granted they may have grabbed a couple more than what was paid for kind of like when you pay for 3 bags of ice but you grab 6, but that is beside the point. The best way to end an issue is stop bringing it up. They are always the first to cry racism. You want equality quit saying it is because I'm (insert race here). No, no it is because you are a fucking dick spasm. There are plenty of races that have advanced in societies a lot quicker because they maned up, did not blame others and they worked their asses off in order to change their futures. I am by no means saying that slavery was ok or that blacks were not oppressed because they clearly were. You want respect then earn it, that is how it has always been and always will be no matter what your race,religion,or beliefs may be, nobody likes a cry baby.
Oh yeah, pass and get the fuck over you bunch of sunday driving fucking fucks
WAR Bob's box of horseshoes

Edited by author 02-21-2006 10:26 AM
First of all, I would have paid a decent price to have been able to be in that classroom on that particular day. Second of all, it really is true, everyone is just programmed to freak out whenever anything touchy comes up, which is the reason we've progressed so little in race relations. Everybody fucking relax. It's all common sense, just like most other things. But no one exercises common sense anymore, so fuck em.


Trip - Wanted to send out a hearty thanks for the compliment and for even listening to the show at all. I know the signal is tantmount to me opening the door of the studio and simply screaming my updates to I-275 as the cars pass by. I'd tell you that it's gonna be fixed soon, but it really isn't.

Everyone else - How about these fucking updates, huh? See? I really am taking care of the site.

In regards to you comments on air Robert, I hear you… the issue of “nomenclature” came up in a speech class that I took back in college, and about half way into the discussion of how terrible it is to even think of racial words, I decided to drop in my 2 cents… I simply stated that if you allow a word (ie. Nigger), to completely enrage you, then you have given the person who said it power over your emotions, which makes you vulnerable to any jack ass who want to get in your kitchen… after I made my seemingly obvious point some little shit in the front row completely shoots me down and then goes on to lecture me about how oppressed black folks have been and how I should be more sensitive… at which point the class collectively agreed with him, as well as the fucking teacher, making me look like a total jack ass… that mind set is what makes this whole issue just that, an issue… everyone needs to stop trying to force the idea that everyone is identical, because we’re not, and that is OK… one of the best characteristic of country is our diversity… so everyone just relax and focus on your own issues like your fucking terrible driving, (ie. the left lane on the interstate is for fucking PASSING!!)

I believe it is actually 1-800-AX-Gary

didn't Clinton shoot an intern in the eye?

At least Dick Cheney shot an attorney! Could have done better if it was a reporter.

1-800-ask-gary

Read your rants on the site. Couldn't agree more. The general public is a joke and driven by inane attorney commercials("Have you been injured in an accident?")they see during the Jerry Springer show...the whole deal sux IMHO.

P

Hey Fenton, good job filling in on Thursday on the radio. From what I heard (due to the shit ass signal paid for by the biggest sports media company in the land) you were surprisingly entertaining. Hats off my friend. Oh, and for the record the olympics suck dawg dick, whether it is summer or winter. When something happens once every four years and the only people who watch are the contestant's families and 3 drunk Germans who lost their remote, you know it sucks. Although Fenton's favorite event (curling) is the exception. It works because it is based on the same principles of things that work like shuffle board, bowling, bocce ball, and Bob's favorite:horseshoes. They all require hardly any effort and become more fun the more you and your buddies drink.
WAR one of those skier/shooter jerk offs busting ass and falling on the barrel of his gun. Till next time, F OFF

huh?

Your witty interpretation and subsequent relation to a hamburger was pure genius… what an exceptional elucidation, just when you think you understand the author intention, some intellectual soul cast a whole new perspective… thank you, and I look forward to future postings regarding the sexual orientation of Brian.

Francois is a master of the obvious. Stupid French. Thats like saying hamburgers are a food which, but for hunger, would have no use. Derrr.

[good quote] "Flattery is a counterfeit money which, but for vanity, would have no circulation." --François de la Rochefoucauld

Buum ba na na, bumm ba na na, hey, hey hey, Swopes gay!

He's no me.

Hook em horns, baby. WooHoo.

Edited by author 12-30-2005 04:37 PM
Ok let me make one thing perfectly clear when it comes to shit talking and sports...I don't give a fuck who Auburn lost to, because if they would like to talk shit, then guess what go ahead and talk shit because you won...Georgia fans are the most inferior fans in the world, because they lose to a better team and still think they are better. We won, You lost...shit talk over. So go ahead and think you are great but your season is tainted cuz we beat your ass. Take from a team who knows how to win all their games. For instance when we beat your ass last year to oh yeah and didnt lose a game. you guys don't have the balls to win all your games. so congrats georgia on another SEC walkthrough. I'm sure you'll take it. SO FUCK YOU CUZ I'M BETTER THAN YOU ASS CLOWN.
 
- Fordy (better than you since 1856)

p.s. nice showing georgia tech...fuckers...at least you could've shown up a little bit against utah.

p.p.s. I love you all

I had to search through hours of porn to find this web site. What a let down. Anyway I figure for my inaugural post I might as well come strong, so if I offend you go fuck yourself and if I don't then fuck yourself harder. I hope everyone had a good christmas and that you all got your SEC championship shirts. My fault I forget that there is only one champion so you guys can borrow it any time you would like to. Except for you Hanto because it is only a large. Before you AU fans start mouthing off you did lose to Georgia Tech. Georgia Tech could not beat Ole Miss, except for in SAT scores. Go ahead Florida fan type away. I understand it is easier to type than talk seeing that The 'Ol Ball coach has gently placed his 'ol balls in your mouth. For those of you whose favorite team is not in the SEC, I hope your lacrosse, or whatever gay sport your school excels at, team was spectacular. I think that is enough for now so Fuck go Buck Yourself and Ant quit thinking about me when you are strokin' your glover it's a little creepy.
Yours trully,--------Horny in Ottowa

I have got to hand it to you guys who are constantly posting messages on this smack-board. The creative banter that goes on among you guys is unparalleled. Post after post after post, you guys are coming up with new cut-downs. It really is a treat to read. I mean I never leave the "Fentonian Meeting House" feeling dumber than I felt when I entered. I never get pissed off at myself for wasting my time reading the same lame-ass shit over and over. You know, the kind of shit you would expect to find in a chat-room filled with 9th and 10th grade, awkward, pimple-faced highschool fucks. You know, the "youre gay" comment, followed by the unsuspected retort of "no, youre gay." "[So and so] is stupid" followed by "no, youre stupid, and youre a fag." Nope, none of that here. So D, Eat a D, and all the rest, keep up the good work. I can't wait to read the next witty remark you have to offer.

a few of us are going to the game....tailgating at jesuit starting at about 9:30 a.m.....hit me on the flipside derny mcdirtbike

hey buck. What'd you delete sissy? And yes, my response was quite eloquent.

Who's goin to the bucs game Sat?

shut up smashmouth

Why Can't We be Friends

Are you actually calling somebody angry with a response like that? However, I will give you credit for that one. That was good.

Buck I am gonna peel back your face and shit down your throat you angry little bastard. How about that for a new joke book, jerk.

At least we know the difference between a comma and an apostrophe

Hey guys we can rally around Artie and go to San Fran for the Emerald Bowl. For one the shopping is great. 2) We can all have our very first Homosexual exeperiences (Chuck and myself excluded)and 3) and most improtantly we will have a week to get back to Orlando before Auburn's bowl. Nice season Techies. You may have won the battle, but you lost to NC State. When you say BUDWEISER you,ve said it all.

Looks like the pear-shaped loser needs to get a new joke book. Chuck, how'd you know it was me? I thought I hit *67.

damn.

Chuck stop reading this and study!! You can always tell when he has a exam coming up, hence the constant messages. Future doctor....?

when you coming down dern?

Bucks gay. I knew it.

Redner Gay? What's this world coming too..?

Little Fordy... thanks to your previous comments, my cell phone will not stop ringing... no means no Buck.

Screw this going to Orlando crap.....anyone want to go to gay-town and watch the yellow jackets???

Please submit response in a pastel color of some sort.

Glad you enjoyed it, Fordy. Like I said, it's doubtful that all those things actually happened to one person, but they are all possible and send a very powerful message to those of us who treat these situations so casually. If you don't think there's a risk of losing your sight due to roping one in your own eye, then you are only a disater waiting to happen. It's about awareness, people.

Edited by author 12-11-2005 10:32 AM
Fenton I would personally like to thank you for that literary masterpiece about blowjobs. Im sitting at work laughing so loud that people seem to think i have a fucking emotional problem. some of those stories seem a little too close to home for me. Its true nothing better than a good BJ. AND no man gives a better blowjob than Charles Winston Glover. (Winston is our pet name) Well Done kind sir.

Bob - I have an officicla answer to an earlier question. Auburn and Florida renew the rivalry next season in Auburn. Road trip anyone? SHOTGUN!

hantoda...you actually think you are gettin any money from bob haughtstein

Hey Swope… are you going to the Ole Miss Bowl Game?

Hey Bob you gay bastard I expect to see half of that ten bucks, jerk.

Edited by author 12-08-2005 05:14 PM
Ahhh it is good to see the Meeting House buzzing will love and shit talking… for those of us (us = me) that check it 27 times a day, it is nice to have a little change of scenery… Dern I just lost 10 bucks to Haughty because you are in-fact not dead…. I look forward to seeing yo ass… AU Fans: are you all getting a hotel room in O-town?.. and to retort to The Big Lebuckski, I will forever be impressed by the Japanese for their astonishing ability to create a food that mimics the taste of vagina perfectly.
Ps: Anthony you left your watch on my nightstand last night.

I'm going to be in NYC for New Year's this yr. My first time away from Bobby's Annual Bash (aka: you're saving money this year bobby).

Buck I hope you are beaten to death by a band of angry midget ninja's you hateful bastard. Show some damn cooth for petes sake. Anyway the dirtbike is officially for sale and I think Big Puddin may be makin the first offer. Later bitches.

I hate Japanese people. Chuckleberry and Donalbain, I got my tickets today. My plan, for now, is to spend new years in Tampa, go to O-town the 1st, and come back after the game since I have to work with Nainanaja the next day. I'd rather go there on the 1st and stay that night then dirve over before the game on the 2nd. Hantoda you can ride your dirtbike over whenever you want

does anybody even care it is the anniversary of Pearl Harbor. let us have a moment of silence............by the way my foot will not be broken anymore on dec 29th. so im thinking party time. but dont worry guys i will be the first one of us to actually go to rehab...fuck yeah. War Damn Eagle...CHuckles i love thee.

Hey Chuckles and Buckles, let me know the plans cause I may be making the trek. I want to stay in Tampa for New Years but wouldn't mind heading over on Sunday. but first I gotta make sure I can get off work.

Make sure you you guys clean up afterwards.

The bwol pool mass e-mail will be sent out this week as soon as Drew and I are done finalizing the games. You will all get the e-mail, but of course, you are all invited.

Buckles: definitely I am all in; already bought tickets… we can work out the details over Christmas. WAR DAMN EAGLE

Chuckles, I am assuming by now you know that it is Auburn-Wisconsin in the Cap. One Bowl. Fordy and myself will be making the trek down I-4. If you care to join the festivities let us know.

My golf coach from Ole Miss sent this to me, just to let you know we still have a sense of humor about our football situation. Unfortunately a sense of humor is all we have left.
> > >
> > >>Oxford, MS (AP) - Ole Miss football practice was delayed nearly two
>hours
> > >>today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance
> > >>on the practice field.
> > >>
> > >>Head Coach Ed Orgeron immediately suspended practice while police and
> > >>federal investigators were called to investigate.
> > >>
> > >>After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the
>white
> > >>substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
> > >>
> > >>Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely
>to
> > >>encounter the substance again.

On a lighter note, congrats to UF! I think next year the higher ups are going to strip Jacksonville of their bowl title in order to rename the Outback Bowl the Gator Bowl. Hasn't UF lost to Iowa in the Outback Bowl for the last 5 years straight?

Who’s going to the Capitol One Bowl??

Bob, I hope you are going to the Alan Jackson concert by yourself you fucking red-neck, no deer shooting loser. I have no respect for you anymore for asking that question. And to answer your other question, I think Auburn and Florida play again in 2007.

hello everyone,

I hope all is well after the thanksgiving holidays. I had a great time sitting in the woods getting away from the real world for a few days. I hope everyone is relaxed and glad to be back home.

Mike... I'm sorry to hear about the dockers commercial. When you coming back to Tampa?

Swope... Ole Miss would have had their asses handed to them by UF, we may not be that good this year but there is no way in hell we would lose to you guys. No shit talking allowed from you.

Auburn Fans... Nice showing after the early loss to GT. If Alabama hadn't screwed the pooch and lost, you guys would be playing for the SEC, next year maybe we'll get a Florida-Auburn SEC champoinship. If that does happen, we need a large group of people headed to Atlanta to cheer their respective teams. When does UF play Aub again regular season?

Fenton... When are you coming out with the bowl pool? update your website... you have become a lazy host.

Donny... Where are you?

Chuck... When we playing golf?

Lets get geared up for some bowl games!

Who's in for the Alan Jackson concert this Saturday night?

Hello Fentonians!

Great to be here....
How's NY Mike??....I think that commercial is a another marketing ploy by a major clothing manufacturer to manipulate young heterosexuals into going to San Fransisco...why would we want to do that?? Unless.....

I'll take Virgina Tech over the Noles by ...... 40. Man the Noles suck! I love it!

Anyone else here think Terry Bradshaw's act has gotten really stale? Anyone else besides myself and few others feel that its time for him to join his fellow fomer football greats and retire to the heap of broadcast/color commentator losers (ie. Glanville, Buddy Ryan and Ditka)? That whole FOX show disgusts me to the point that I refuse to watch another second...ever.
Howie:"Terry what do think?"
Terry: "Blah blah blah, yuck, yuck, yuck.."
Howie, J.B., and Johnson in chorus: "Ha Ha Terry you're so funny..."

Terry sucks..........end of point.

no, it makes you stupid

Yes.

Edited by author 11-22-2005 04:54 PM
I really like that Dockers commercial where that guy is on a train that is about to depart. Out of the window, he makes eye contact with a girl who is on another train that is also about to depart, but in the opposite direction. As the song playing in the background, "Take a Chance," plays, he "takes a chance" by getting off his train to meet the aforementioned girl. The train that the girl is on, however, takes off just before he can get on. At that moment, feeling as if fate has steered him wrong, he sees that girl on the other side of tracks!!! She apparently got off her train to see him, and as irony of ironies would have it, the two of them could be together simply because they were both just a second too late in getting on the other's train to meet one another. Does this make me a fag?

With all of the big games that took place this weekend, I would like to take my hat off to my rebels. It took an unbelieveable amount of heart to come up with that late TD to break up the shutout.


FUCK THAT!! We suck!!


I wish we could have played UF this year!!

did anyone see the ole miss-lsu game....what a barn-burner that game was...one for the ages...an instant classic

Swope, we are gonna need some help from your boys today… “Forward Rebels!!”

suck it, Haught!

Has anyone heard from Donny in the last 6 months?

Cool website to get you in the mood… if you know what I mean: http://fightmusic.com/index.html

Are you sure they were the War Eagles this week? Maybe they were the Tigers? meeeowww

It's amazing to me Steve Spurrier has so many critics but they love him win he beats the Gators. I guess he is a great coach after all! We always knew it! Go Gators!

the gen's are awesome, everyone is playing great except for Bob...he's bringing us down.
I would also like to say that I predicted the So. Carolina beating of the worst 12th ranked team of all team the Florida Gatewhores. Too bad we will not be meeting in the SEC championship game. I really wanted Kenny Irons to do the bitch slapping for me. War Eagle bitches!

How is softball going guys?

HEADS UP! I just popped another one up to the pitcher!

Mine too!

That hurts my feelings!

I'm so bored.

sounds from the Bucs game:
"Dead ball...false start...number 67, offense...5 yards, repeat third down" (next play) "Dead ball....false start...number 67, offense...5 yards, repeat third down" (next play)"Dead ball....false start...number 67, offense...5 yards, repeat third down" Thank you Kenlotta-penalties Walker for single handedly ruining any momentum the Bucs had on Sunday. (Another reason to hate UF) Don't blame the defense, don't blame Sims or Cadillac....it all starts with the offensive line. When you have no time to thrown, no lanes to run through, you get off the field quickly and the defense gets tired. And give Alsott the ball more. Everytime he touches it, something good happens. On another note, thank you Chuckles for the lovely comments.

Buck in 3 words or less: elegant, chic, refined

Don't worry Fenton, we will find a way to fuck it up. We usually do, except last year, when we fucked everyone else.
Bob, you don't know shit about shit, and when you think you know shit it takes you 3 1/2 days to explain it
When Auburn beats Florida in the SEC championship game I am going to bitch slap all you dumb gator fans and then shit on your faces.

i will fuck you any which way i can sexy pants

Phil-

Actually didn't make it up to Jax for this year's Border War. I didn't miss much except a sluggish game and hideous Florida uniforms. You're right, not having Shockley helped the Gators, but I don't care. Now we win out, and then it's Waaaaaaaar Eagle. Are you listening Buck and Fordy? Don't fuck us on this.

Fenton: I was at the center of the FL/GA mess on Sat...Thought I had your number in my cell, but when I went to dial it, realized it was missing...hope you enjoyed the game...have to catch up at next year's game...Shockley was at least worth 5 pts to his team IMHO....

For once I am going to give everyone in Fentonia a break and rip on a program outside of our fanbase. While I would like to thank Auburn for running the score up on us this past weekend, the first TD was plenty. No need to pile on and turn it into a runaway game. I would like to talk about someone else. How bad does it suck to be Phil Fulmer? Not only are you the head coach of the program with the most obnoxious assholes in history (neck and neck with LSU), I would get an inbred redneck joke in there but WVU takes the cake, but you are officially Steve Spurrier's BITCH! I would hate to have been looking in the mirror Saturday night and just want to shoot myself. It was one thing when he was at UF, but to get beat by a bunch of cocks is another. I wonder if Fulmer has accepted the fact that Spurrier OWNS his fat ass!

I would like to get something in for most everyone here. Auburn fans should be nice to the UF guys here, they just opened the door for you guys to shit all in Bama's corn flakes by them being the last undefeated team in the SEC.

Bib saying he's more concise than I am is about as much of a reach as him saying that he responds evenly and calmly to a well hit yet inevitable fly ball to the left fielder.

But forget about that, let's talk Gator football. It's Florida-Georgia in a huge game that is getting not only statewide, but national attention as well. Even College Gameday will be there live for ESPN. This, Buck, is because Florida is a preeminent national program. That has nothing to do with winning the goddam UPI national title in 19-fifty-whatever, as you seem to think is important. It is because Florida was one of the top three teams in the 90's, has one of the top two or three longest bowl streaks in college football, and is one of a select few programs you can count on year-in and year-out to be competitive.

One final thought - I believe Mr. Bigglesworth has the jingle wrong. I may be a little hazy on my memory, but I swear I thought it went:

I want tit-ee
I want clit-ter
Ka-tie Caud-hill
Pleeese Dee-liv-er

That is the verse as I understand it, circa 1997.

Alright Swope, you asshole... I may have answers for most questions, but I know I am more concise than Fenton.

I would like to be the next to give congrats to Adam G for his extraordinary stupidity. Wouldn't we all like to be that dumb... a 34 on the MCAT. Whats perfect? a 38!(I think)

I will follow G-Lover on this... Buck is a lucky man.
Oh yes... Congratulations to Buck and Fordy on the conception of their first child. I think they have decided to name him Vaughn?

Lastly... Hopefully the Gators can pull one out of their asses this weekend. We will just have to wait and see.

Go Gator's!

I want chicken, I want liver. Meow mix, Meow mix please deliver.

You boys be nice to my son Jonathan… It isn’t his fault he was born without testicles.

Damn, I thought Ole Miss had it bad, missing 2 and getting one blocked to lose to Bama by 3. I can definitely sympathize with Auburn. Don't worry, you guys should have a nice thrashing this weekend against my Rebels. The one thing that I can say after my trip to Oxford last weekend is that they look worse in person.

On a different note, can someone explain the BCS to me? How is is that USC is the 2 time defending national champion and undefeated this year and dropped to number 2? Texas, putting aside how much I hate the ENTIRE state has played one decent team all damn year and has jumped to number one and in the driver's seat. There are 2 undefeated teams in the SEC and really have no chance to play for the national championship. Maybe Fenton or Bib can give me an explanation, they are usually able to give a 15 minute explanation of just about anything and make no sense and leave you more confused than when you started!

Man I wish I coulda seen Jon Vaughn go to his first class monday morning. I wonder if he had a bodyguard? What a little bitch ass shitty kicker.

Thanks, Chuckles.....I don't know if you heard or not, but john vaughn just missed another field goal. I saw where he has been named a finalist for the groza award, too

5!?!?!?! are you fuckin serious? who misses 5 field goals?

I nominate William Huang

Plainsman Classifieds: Opening for one field goal kicker, no experience necessary.

Fordy is very sweet... Buck you are a lucky man.

Ole Miss has a slogan AND a football team? I thought they dropped it when Eli left? I admit, Ole Miss is going to suck until Archie's illegitimate son is old enough to play. I hope for the sake of Ole Miss that he has more than one out there and they are all 3 or 4 years apart. At least until Eli's kids are old enough!

I would like to congratulate swope for having the balls to talk shit when he went to ole miss where the slogan is "hey at least we beat vandy" oh wait, not this year. at least the grove is cool

I must say congratulations to UF, does this year make 4 or 5 consecutive Outback Bowl appearances? That is a true mark of consistancy. When it comes to mediocrity the Gators are all over it!

the new devil ray slogan "Rebuilding the Dream". thats right baby thats right. By the way Urban Meyer's new nickname "The Old Bawl Coach" Wah Wah. Charles this goes to you...I Love You.

on a less gay note adam guyer got a 34 on his mcats so when you see him buy him a beer, except you chuck.... you know what hes been through.

Haught, when you say “Go Gators,” I am assuming you mean to the Galleryfurniture Bowl

I am definitely on bucks side here... Obviously I hoped the gators could come out of this season with some big wins but obviously we will be lucky to make a decent bowl if any. We have some tough games ahead and we need to gear up for them. It is Meyer's first year and he needs a few years to get his team compiled. There is no reason to place blame on anyone for Florida's crappy season. I hope they can at least beat Vandy and Spurrier. Asking for Georgia or Florida State may be a bit much... we will just see what happens. Maybe the team will settle in a bit and we may win one of those games but right now who knows. The "Gator Nation" just needs to give Urban some time to get his feet wet in the SEC.

However, I disagree with the idea that the Gators fired zook too early. It was clear that his coaching was by no means good (at least not in the high offense oriented SEC). He is a damn fine recruiter and he can bring talent anywhere, but coaching in the SEC is a different story. He is not an SEC coach. I didn't see anyone else out there in the SEC begging to have him after the gators let him go. He fits in a more defensively oriented system better and I hope the best for him with Illi-"noise".

In closing... Gator's, we have to bear down and take it where we don't want it for a couple of years. we will see who comes out ahead in the future.

GO GATORS!

UF didn't need Urban Meyer, much less deserve him...UF is one of the most overrated programs in the nation.....you have 12 years of success in your history, all wiht some prick head coach and you think you deserve God on the sidelines....get over it...and quit blaming Leak too....Its meyer's first season, did you really expect a championship that soon?...or are you gonna fire him too early like Zook?

Sorry there mayor, I haven't reached reading comprehension in my hooked on phonics tapes yet and I was too busy feeling bad for "That guy from Utah." He was a pretty highly respected coach until you dragged him down into your mediocrity. HE did play in a BCS game last year with UTAH!!! At what point in the season did UF fans collectively sigh and give their "We'll gettem next year" line that they do every year? I don't think that UF needed Urban Meyer, I don't even think that Oral Roberts could tunr UF into a national contender! Also, if I WERE a UF fan, I wouldn't be looking too far ahead to the FSU game. I would be more concerned that UF took care of Vandy and Carolina.

It's Mayor not Governor. That reading comprehension is a bitch ain't it? I'll be @ the "Nole" game in the suites with all the Alumni. I'll look for you.... NOT!

WE MUST BEAT THOSE DOGS!

Buck-as for a "moral" victory, there is no such thing when you loose by 3 and miss 3 damn field goals. And would it be a moral victory if we get to play a complete game against the cops in both games of the double header?

Chuckles-as for looking good against bama, I think we may have shot our wad a bit prematurely and might not have enough to finish the season. I love my school, but I am predicting 2 TD loses to Auburn and LSU.

Governor-whoever you are behind the self imposed name of importance(does anyone know who that is?) I am going to go out on a ledge and call my shot with a victory against State. I will probably be very disappointed and we will fall short but just want to keep up

Donny-you're an idiot!

swope, are you claiming a moral victory? there is no such thing...you blew it and lost...fuckers......we'll win by 30...and where is abalamba?

I don’t know Swopie, you all looked pretty tough against BAMA

All you Auburn fans, how many touchdowns are you going to give us? We need at least 3 probably 4.

Hey Bib,
 You, Leak and Meyer can all go eat a dick! We weren't supposed to keep it within 20 of Abalamba. I thought we did fairly well considering the greatness that is Spurlock is leading Ole Miss right into the shitter. Spurlock is terrible and the only difference between him and Leak is the hype.

Edited by author 10-16-2005 12:55 PM
Haught likes men.

Fenton, update your freakin web site. For those of you that need to be caught up with times... The Generals are an astounding 1 and 3 now and we deserve some respect for our one win this season. Hopefully we can come back from that twenty run schelacking from last week. The freaking Wyoming game is long past and now the Gators have gone to just above a 500 record thus far on the season. I know urban is a genious but Leak does not play Urbans game. For crying out loud, we recovered five LSU turnovers and still proceeded to lose the game. I hope to shit we can salvage the season with a win out and a big end of season win over Florida State. Oh yea... way to go ole miss, I would have liked to see you beat those imbred, backass, alabama fuckers... but you BLEW IT!!! Oh the last elusive Hanto nick name I can rememberwas his CB handle from high school "Red Man" I do remember many times when multipe redneck truck drivers threatened our very existence over Hanto's CB Radio. Oh those were the days. Hope all fentonians are doing well.

I will stand true...Through all kinds of weather... Go GATORS!!!

Donnnnnyyyy....Hand Too Loowwww!!!!!!!

His God given kappa sig nick name as I recall is “Daisy Duke” and who could forget “Dernie Hand-Too-Low”

I do believe there were some holes in my story. Actually I do believe that the game that we attended in the swamp was in the fall of 1998. According to history, the score of that game was 24-3; which means we were celebrating a field goal, not a touchdown. All the more reason why that whore of an old bag should have kept her filthy mouth shut. Anyway, my position remains true, a vast majority of Gator Fans are douchbags...., and swope is stupid.

Hey Fenton,
For you and your "Mississippi=whatever" crackback, you can take your two bits and shove them up your ass. As for my Rebels, and the amazing ankle injury of the Abalamba wideout, we should be able to keep it within 3 touchdowns. We are looking for moral victories these days since we don't get to play UF.

There is also Gramps which originated in high school when Donny had an ID that said he was 40 and it was never questioned

there is also donalbain, dirtbike donny, pear-shaped loser, and can't-stand-ya....if there are more out there i would like to know....donny, when you coming to town again? (so i know when you are going to kick my ass)

Let me just say that I love the SEC flamethrowing that has been going on in here. Hell, I just love the SEC in general. To address some recent queries in no order:

Dernest - The score to that game was Florida 38, Auburn 7. It was my junior year, the 2000 season, and it was hotter than a rabbit with three dicks at Florida Field that day.

Buck - Donny's nicknames in the past that I can recall have been Dernest, Dernest P. Juanto, Derst, Hantoda, and probably one or two more I can't remember.

Swope - Mississippi = whatever. Yes they beat us two years in a row. No, no one gives a fuck about it now. And would you rather be Florida's football program or Mississippi's? I do agree with you that Leak is overrated as all hell.

Bibber - Piss poor effort this weekend in not telling me, or even SAYING A WORD about the gathering at Spacestation Haught on Saturday. I had to hear about it secondhand from Buck. We're gonna deal with this shit later.

To the Mayor and the rest of the Gator Nation Fentonians - "In all kinds of weather we'll all stick togetherrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

Hey Buck... Suck It!!

HE'S ALIVE!!! DONNY, THE MAN WITH MORE NICKNAMES THAN ANYONE, IS ACTUALLY ALIVE!!! (5 bucks to whoever can list all of his nicknames, $1 for each additional new nickname) Donny I thought you were dead, possibly from a dirtbike incident.

I would have to agree with buck on this matter. I recall a visit to the swamp a few years back where Auburn lost to florida bad. I believe it was 31-7. Glover, Bib, Mike and I were in the "family" section minding our own business. I was not too happy about the game, but what can you do. Anyway, the one touchdown that auburn managed to put together was a highpoint to an otherwise shoddy football game. As the dedicated Auburn fans what we were, we stood up and cheered and said our war eagles and what not. This moment of joy was followed by several minutes of disgust as the florida fans that surrounded us began to give us a tounge lashing the likes of which had never been seen (unless one considers Georgia and LSU fans). If I recall correctly, even a sweet looking litle old lady said things to me that I would not repeat in public. In conclusion, for a gator fan to say that their fellow gator fans have class is downright stupid. Alot like Swope.

God I love SEC Football!! (and yes Buck, that ankle is perfectly normal, just put a little duct tape on it and he should be good to go next week)

Well all I can say for the inbred fan crack is that the supposed "Disgruntled Gator" has never been through Starke, Lawtey, Baldwin, or Lake City where every resident there "lives and dies" Gator football. Although not one of them has, nor will any of their offspring EVER attend the institution. Every SEC school has their share of inbred fans, but don't consider yourself to be above any school with your fans. As for the fans at UF, I found it to be rather disappointing. Any place that has any pride for their program will give opposing fans an earfull. UF fans just sit there and thumb their asses and whine about "The Ole Ball Coach" ditching them, and how Zook ruined their reputation. UF fans suck!!!

I am pretty sure when UF beat Auburn's ass in the swamp, that those "true" gator fans were yelling obscenities at myself and the other Auburn people around and were very rude, so I don't believe any of that bullshit. But, knocking off the #1 team in the nation a year later (23-20) completely made up for it. So in saying it looks like there are, how'd you put it..."imbred, backass mother f'ers that scream and shout obscenities before and after games" that are Florida fans. And no we can't all just get along. This is SEC Football.

Swope, I will give it to you that your boys beat the gators two years in a row. However, the reason you did not hear a "peep" from the crowd is because true gator fans are better than that, we are not rude as others are. We are better than Georgia fans, better than Miami fans, better than Tennessee fans, better than all of those imbred, backass mother f'ers that scream and shout obscenities before and after games. The "true" gator fans are reserved, loud at the games because that is where it counts, but true gator fans never get in screaming matches with the opponents fans. A little rivalry here and there is fine, but most fans are over the top and it is unnecessary. Can't we all just get along?

Actually I spelled it without looking it up, suprised myself! And thank you for noticing. As for me, I have no interest in going to Jacksonville and wearing my colors. Why would I want to do that? I had my fun a few years ago when Ole Miss beat UF two years in a row. To make it even better, I sat in the UF alumni section wearing MY colors...RED AND BLUE without a peep from anyone in the stands! Only from Bib and Erika who couldn't say much since I was their ride back to Tampa. I wish that we could play UF every year since no matter what the situation it was a game we could mark in the win column at the beginning of the year!

Since the anonymous pseudonym (which you had to look up to spell) addressed me directly I will respond.

For the record, we were supposed to beat Miss State previously; however, under the leadership of Mr. Zook we dropped that game.

As for Leak I agree, this Gator fan was surprised to see him in the running. I blame sports reporters who need something to fill an hour on ESPN and only 2 nominees didn't work.

As for Georgia... I'll be at the riverfront with my colors, will you? Georgia won't get past the Vols this weekend. WE DID!

The Mayor

Dear Mayor,
Through the anonymous pseudonym I can't be sure which of the UF fans I am going to piss off with this one, but I hope it pisses you all off equally! All I can say is that Leak is not near as good as the hype. And way to call your shot against Mississippi State! That's a game that even as bad as Ole Miss looks this year I can confidently call that shot as well weeks in advance. Isn't UF supposed to look for high profile games? Why not buck up and call your shot against Georgia?

Cheer up Gator fans... the season is not over. Yes, you can kiss any hope of having the Heisman pay us a visit but a victory against Georgia and FSU a successful season doth make! Be proud to don the Orange and Blue this Saturday for revenge will be sweet againt Mississippi State. No mercy! Go Gators!

Mayor of Fentonia

Thanks for the help Florida, way to show up prepared. If you can't beat 'em, hurt 'em. Hey Chuck, is the human ankle supposed to look like this? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/antibama/tp.jpg

I have admitted as long as two weeks ago that I was wrong on Cadillac. It was a great pick and I hope he keeps proving me wrong for years to come. However, I still stand by Mike Williams. He is going to be a stud.

Hey Fenton, you still think the Bucs should have drafted Mike Williams? I remember you saying Cadillac wasn't going to be any good. Good call on that one, Mike Williams is having a huge year.

I knew that Auburn back would be worth the money....

I've got 50 bucks on Wyoming

"Just 3 more days until Gators vs. Wyoming!"

"Just 11 more days until Bucs vs. Vikings in the NFL's Week 1."

This shit already happened...UF is an overrated 3-0 and the Bucs are 2-0...give me some goddamn updates....I need more 'roids

Local STD machine here. Anyone in need of herpes, crabs, genital warts, and even AIDS? I am your man. I've got it all. Oh, there's another crab...got 'em. Time to go visit Africa again and see what else I can get, talk to you all later.

...and yes, I WANT TO DANCE!!

It was great to see that little Fordy did indeed survive his recent escapade to the Dominica Republic… and I am happy to note that his physical exam was unremarkable except for the latent anogenital warts of which he received from one Mathew Scott Buckingham. I think I speak for all of Fentonia when I say: welcome home little Fordy, and next time use Listerine.

I would like to tell everyone that last night I randomly hung out with Charlie Chuckles the "G Lover" himself. He informed me that he in fact was not in med school and is currently perfecting the art of ballet dancing and baton twirling in hopes on earning a role in the upcoming "Bring It On 3: Cheer Off on Broadway". He didnt tell us because he thought we would criticize and not support our dear friend. Well Chuck...I support you in all you aspirations and hope you succeed in all your life's goals...FAG.

Upgrades Necessary... this website sucks... who's in charge here? What is this Fentonia?

LONG LOST IS GAY!

After that nice thrashing by the TPD this week, is anyone besides myself wondering where our hard earned tax dollars are going? It would appear that they are going to softball practice and steroids. With one chode bearly able to move he was so big, and another hiting one out that STILL hasn't landed it makes me wonder. Although I didn't hear it, I have been told that Fenton had the best crackback of the night mouthing back to the opposing catcher and calling him "ponytail." We may suck massive ass on the field but at least we can talk shit...By the way different league still getting pounded from behind by the umpires!

Rule number 3: “There is NO eating or drinking permitted in the morgue.” (scary that this made the top 3)

Chuckles...who the hell is Rosy? Get back to the books dr. Kervorkian

Edited by author 08-30-2005 05:54 PM
I'm updating the website right now, right after I put up this post. No one is being kept out of the loop. I do have quite a few things I'm into at the station that are spread out over all seven days of the week, so that takes some time, but I can assure you all that no one, most certainly not Bibber, is being kept out, even though Bib now lives somewhere outside of Lakeland to my knowledge.

Chuck, I got your e-mail and I am responding to that after I update the site too.

Mike, Chuck is right. It just can't be like this for long. My prediction is that once the Upstate New York cruel bitch winter kicks in, we'll get the Man of the Sea back in the Happy Harbor of Tampa, where the weather is always nice and the beer is always cold.

ps: Hanto, I didn’t read your odds on Haughty’s wedding until afterwards… nice call… am I that predictable??

Haughty, it is good to see that you didn’t get lost in Erica’s vagina… welcome back to the real world, or are you just coming up for air?

Donny, I want you to think real hard and try to remember what you have done in the past that really pissed off Mother Nature… because I don’t want you moving down here until you two make amends.

Little Fordy, wear a condom, you never know what those sheep have down there.

Swope, ask you grandma if she will knit me a sweater for the winter, unless she is too busy making you a new pair of shorts.

Mikey, get your ass out of the cold and back down to the sunshine state… it just isn’t the same without ya

Buck, how is Rosy… still jealous of her sister?

Fenton, when I sing “Mrs. Robinson,” I insert your name for Joe DiMaggio, enough said.

Love you guys, peace.

Woohoo!!! I'm 0/41 in any gambling event hosted by Fenton, but I feel lucky this time.

In other interesting news--I once played kickball at the Greco softball complex. Just a young boy living his youth. Okay, so it wasn't that interesting.

I would like everyone to know that I am still alive after being married for almost two months now. I would like to thank everyone who made it to the wedding. From my understanding, the after-party went down in a hurry but the wedding was still a good time. The honeymoon was fun, even though we had to dodge two hurricanes during the event. I am happy to see that there was plenty of betting going on during the wedding. I would say that the house probably cleaned up on most of those odds however.

I am proud to announce that the Generals will be playing the next season at the Greco softball complex located near MOSI. The team had a bit of a slide last season losing seven straight. I wish Fordy well in his trip to the dominican, we all hope he comes back... eventually. I want to wish the Fonz a farewell for he has retired from the Generals after only the second season. To everyone else out there, we could use some fan support at the games so keep your wednesday evenings open and come out to the softball field for some General action. The new season is due to start the middle of September. I will keep everyone up to date.

It is good to see that Mr. Glover is not completely cut off from society. The studying will pay off in the end Charlie, it will.

Hey D, you better find something to hold onto in Pensacola. It looks like that hurricane up there is going to be quite nasty. When ever you decide to move back to Tampa, give me a call. I know you are getting tired of rebuilding Pensacola.

Fenton, first update the web page... we haven't won a softball game in weeks. Second, get me back in the loop. I may live in Riverview now but I still want to know what is happening. I know you are busy with radio, your long hours and hard work will also pay off in the end, just keep grinding.

I know everyone is ready to go for football season. Both college and Professional are right around the corner and they could not have come at a better time.

Go Gators!

Go Bucs!

Fenton I don't think anyone wants to hear about your erections while being bent over the counter

I'm opening up the NFL Picks League this season to anybody who is willing to get off their ass and make the picks once a week.

As for Chuck's valued information, while I do understand that he is in medical school, I have to dispute his science concerning this matter. It is a fact that I have much stronger and more sustained erections in the "hotseat" position.

As for PacMan Jones, he is a fucking thug, and if he rolls up into my barrio he's gonna taste the Gameday brand of justice.

Finally, don't miss my play-by-play call of the High School Game of the Week every Friday night on ESPN's 1470 AM Tampa.

Happy Weekend, Fentonians
Gameday

Hey Robert, I'm in if you guys and gals are playing in the yahoo! pick 'em league again. I have to defend my 2nd place finish and get my 40 bucks back. Email me the info. @ inkslingerb@netzero.com.

PS

How do you really feel about Pacman Jones?

It's raining...and the file is open

Edited by author 08-20-2005 04:00 PM
Men achieve better erections while lying on their backs, this is due to the vascular architecture between the gluteus and the penis and the mechanisms by which they share blood… file that away for a rainy day gentlemen

sounds like something in the nose.

coolest muscle name: “levator labii superioris alaeque nasi”

It's time for Dr. Fordy to spread the love...OK that's it...the love is spread. Like fucking Country Crock. Lets hear it for the Hillsborough Generals 7 game losing streak. Like i always say, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how good the uniforms look. and in that department, gentelmen WE'RE CHAMPIONS in my book. Great season. Better luck next year you bunch of fucking shleps.

No I don't

Hey buck you got a ga tech ticket yet?

Hey D,
I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but you would have to stand on a chair to do it!!!

Donny get your dick out of Shelby's ass

Swope is stupid

Chuck,
As usual you never let me down. You truly are a sick sonofabitch! Have fun in the library and don't be scared to make public appearances on occaision. As for you Fordy, you are sick as usual!!

As long as you wine, dine and salsa dance me… consider it done

Ill do you Dr. Chuckles for a rebate on vacinations and over the counter morphene for my weekend fun.

As I sit in the frigid library on a Friday night, watching as the prime years of my life fade away while I study the nuances of vaginosis… I came to the heartfelt realization that I better get laid ALOT when I get out of this, or I am going to be PISSED.

In case you missed it - we're taken the Cadillac out for a test drive soon. We hope it has lot's of power steering because it doesn't look like it will have much help up front. I guess we could always trade it for two top of the line pick-ups.

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead."

GO BUCS!

Well in tradiition of any truly "Great" ballplayer, I will be leaving my country in order to better my career before I can reach my full potential here in the States. Therefore, I will be in the Domincan Repblic training until the next season of softball begins. While immersed in the great sights of The D.R., I will train with the great Juan Jose Felipe Rodriguez Lopez Martinez Sanchez. He trained all the greats such as David Ortiz, Manny, Matsui, and my personal favorito Fernando "are those glasses a joke" Valenzuela. He even taught Raffy how to cover up his steroid use in the States and Tauught Sammy how to say ,"BALCO" in English. Anyways I hope that my journey will bring about an imporved batting average(currently at .705) and an improved long ball (0 career home runs) and an improved fielding percentage (yeah right). I will take this troubled journey all in the name of the Generals. ADIOS MUCHACHOS.

P.S. the real reason for my journey is that 92.5 FM has switched to Spanish format and I must learn the culture and the language in order to keep my job. I hate my life but I love you all. See you in Hell bithces.

its about time you updated the damn website, shit.

Hey Fenton...
Get out of that pink corona skirt and update the website!

it's time to update the website gameday. what the fuck? anyone hate latino ballplayers...i do. i do. " oye chano...que vas a hacer un granizado de beisbol." fuckers.

donde esta la biblioteca?

peace

Yeah guys, clean it up! You bunch of homos!

Gameday's Mom is a FOX!

The Mayor

Greetings, Fentonians,

I'm pleased to make my first posting to the Fentonian Bulletin Board. The raunch factor limits my visits.

I had to write to congratulate the Hillsborough Generals on their decisive victory last night. It was a beautiful night for softball - pleasant temperature without the oppressive humidity, a full moon, and lightning streaking far in the distance making for a beautiful night sky. It was the perfect backdrop for the Generals' outstanding performance.

Not only was the team hitting, I witnessed some outstanding defensive plays and speedy base running. Great job, guys! Special kudos to my college classmate Artie "The Fonz" Fordyce.

The only blemish on the evening was the robbing of a stolen base from my baby, Gameday, due to a bad call by the umpire. I restrained myself, in definace of my upbringing in the baseball fields of West Tampa, where Latin mothers routinely reemed out umpires mercilessly in English, Spanish, and occasionally Italian if they dared to make a bad call against their precious sons. Anyway, Robert, (he may be Gameday to you, but he'll always be Robert to me) you were robbed, Mommy says so.

Be safe, Fentonians!

The Gameday Mom

All I have to say is that I'll be 21 in time for Swope's wedding. Enough said!

1. who gives a shit about swope's wedding? thats not for like a year.
2. Fordy, WHAT THE FUCK? (and thank you)
3. You people are boring and i am never hanging out with any of you again. anti-fun bastards

eat a dick, bitches

well if there were any single girls at the wedding for us boys to sink our teeeth into maybe there would have been a chance, but no such luck for us. but i would like to say that i had the best looking date in Matthew Scott Buckingham. He was a perfect gentleman and you will be happy to know we are going out again very soon. I HATE MY LIFE AND I HATE MY FATHER.

- YOURS TRULY,

fordy "the mutha fuckin' man"

glad to hear I didn't miss anything after the wedding

That was definitely a piss poor performance by the Jesuit wedding-goers. Let's hope we can pull our shit together in time for Swope's wedding.

I still can not get over the fact that after the wedding, everyone went home or passed out. What happened to everyone?!

Edited by author 07-07-2005 05:27 PM
boys and girls i have a new song of the week..."Don't Cha" is getting a little old so its time to move on. new song of the week.... "Rebel Yell" By Billy FUCKIN Idol. " In the midnight hour she cries more more more...." also new odds...

that Bob does in fact take Erika's last name 5 to 3
that i will stare mercilessly at Erika's sister in hopes of one day divorcing her 5 to 3
that i will sing rebel yell on the microphone during the bride and grooms first dance as mr and mrs. dutchess. - come on guys im not an asshole have some freaking respect.

odds buck and me will piss on ourselves by hole 10- pretty fucking good odds

later dudes

Odds on Donny banging the crap out of his dog while huddled together in the closet...even money.
I am also putting 2/1 odds on donny getting out of pensacola on his dirtbike with shelby tied to his lap.

I hate pear-shaped loser rednecks

Odds that Pensacola gets bitch slapped by another damn hurricane 2 to 1
Damn I hate this town

Odds have been updated:

Gameday doing something completely homosexual 2/5

(where's my invite?)

It's time to start gearing up for the big weekend. As I am sure everyone knows, loyal Fentonian Bib Haught is taking the plunge. My predictions for the weekend are as follows:

Erica Showing up to the wedding 30 to 1
Bib getting drunk and stupid 15 to 1
Chuck dancing like a moron 2 to 1
Mike DeDurDur saying something intelligent 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 to 1

Anthony walking around singing that dumbass girlfriend song 2 to 1
Gameday doing something completely homosexual 3 to 1
Arty getting all sappy and emotional 10 to 1
Swope Puking 3 to 1
Buck getting punched in the mouth by Donny Absolute Certainty

Fenton, you have pictures on your website of you in a cheerleading uniform, and now you have taken a picture, in key west nonetheless, of yourself if a miniskirt....you are a disgraceful leader. and remember, god hates gays.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me, don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't ya?

Saving the world, one homosexual fantasy at a time.

fenton, you are sick as hell!