Jan, I'm baffled at the idea that Larry should shut down his comments section because others might come to conclusions--totally independent of Larry--that you find ridiculous.

The staff is terrified? It must be your campaign picture.

No, no, it's that word leaked about about the terrible incident in Benin. You know, Larry was the only one to make it out alive, unless you count poor Johnson, and he's been stark raving mad since that terrible expedition--unable to speak other than to cry horribly "The macaw! God have mercy on our souls!"