Edited by author 11-30-2004 12:41 PM
I just started reading the Mecha Hedgedog (hee, hee) story, and.. I couldn't go past the first few parragraphs. what'd Davey's underage ex girlfriend write in the story, anyway?

Hm, don't think anyone else is gonna read it. Lessee, synopsis of story... Anyone who doesn't want to learn of the horrors in this fanTASTic piece may ignore the rest of this post.

Amy Rose chased down by Mecha Sonic, Mecha Sonic stops himself from taking advantage of her, suddenly bleeds from his eyes and relieves himself, hooded lady (who made MS's eyes bleed and involuntarily evacuate... urgh...) takes Amy away to Floating Island where Amy meets a lady named Wildfyre who's an uber-magical person (she can make antidotes in her bloodstream by eating poisonous stuff! And they give some of her blood to an ailing Espio! And the inter-species blood transfusion kills him! Well, no.). Meanwhile, Mecha Sonic's in jail, his girlfriend believes him when he says he didn't do it, Davey goes in there and acts like he's God's macho gift to Mobius, and Phenix (MS's girlfriend) says something really awesome to Davey:

"You listen to me, Kintobor. You are not going to treat him any differently than any other prisoner. You can practice your vigilante justice on the battlefield, but in Knothole we do things by the book!" she snarled.

I like Phenix! Who wants to bet that Davey had objections to this little line?

Anyway, some old program is still in MS (I guess he's a robot of some sort), Sally meets a character named Boing who talks by vibrating or something other... and actually crawls into MS's stomach to remove a program or something... ah, geez, I'm summarizing this thing and I'm getting sick of the goddamned story again.

All right, let's speed: MS on trial, Davey's persecutor, MS found guilty, going to be hanged, Amy comes back as soon as they're done hanging him. They take MS to a funeral pyre and make plans to burn him when it stops raining. Turns out MS is alive. He proposes to Phenix. THE EHHHNND!

A disturbing touch was MS giving Phenix a ring before his "execution." It was made from one of his quills. How keen! I hope when/if my boyfriend proposes to me, he takes a hunk of his skin and makes a ring out of it!

I shall leave you all with this little quote after Wildfyre makes Phenix an ORXBOT... or whatever... I didn't quite understand that part of the story:

"Surprise," Wildfyre smiled. "You should have no problems having children now. And I KNOW you will."

What? You KNOW that they'll have problems having children?