The mere mention of "reproductive fluid" is enough to make one gag.
I'm assuming they're not talking about the caustic goo in Polaroid Instant camera film... or the foul-smelling stuff in mimeograph machines.

I'm SO getting one of the newer super small PS2. one day.
[deranged and shrieky]Don't do it! Don't *erk* [calm and robotlike] Yes, a new servant for the rolly, grabby master. Hurry. Sooner the better. Act now. All will serve The King of All Creation.

The soundtrack is pretty good, in as much as it's weird peppy J-Pop stuff that manages to NOT wear on your nerves during hours of compulsive play.