I read the entire story through and it's not as bad as I thought it would be.

It's worse. And the ending is... is "contrived" the word for it? No, it's "stupid." I'll go with "stupid."

But at least there's no rape. But a lot of gross stuff. The mere mention of "reproductive fluid" is enough to make one gag. And they say this story should be read only by those 15 years old or older. No one under the age of 120 should read this.

Bill: I forgot to mention that I loved the extension cord joke.

The mere mention of "reproductive fluid" is enough to make one gag.
I'm assuming they're not talking about the caustic goo in Polaroid Instant camera film... or the foul-smelling stuff in mimeograph machines.

I'm SO getting one of the newer super small PS2. one day.
[deranged and shrieky]Don't do it! Don't *erk* [calm and robotlike] Yes, a new servant for the rolly, grabby master. Hurry. Sooner the better. Act now. All will serve The King of All Creation.

The soundtrack is pretty good, in as much as it's weird peppy J-Pop stuff that manages to NOT wear on your nerves during hours of compulsive play.

[deranged and shrieky]Don't do it! Don't *erk*

Eh, no worries. i first have to finish paying the Xbox.

I just started reading the Mecha Hedgedog (hee, hee) story, and.. I couldn't go past the first few parragraphs. what'd Davey's underage ex girlfriend write in the story, anyway?

Edited by author 11-30-2004 12:41 PM
I just started reading the Mecha Hedgedog (hee, hee) story, and.. I couldn't go past the first few parragraphs. what'd Davey's underage ex girlfriend write in the story, anyway?

Hm, don't think anyone else is gonna read it. Lessee, synopsis of story... Anyone who doesn't want to learn of the horrors in this fanTASTic piece may ignore the rest of this post.

Amy Rose chased down by Mecha Sonic, Mecha Sonic stops himself from taking advantage of her, suddenly bleeds from his eyes and relieves himself, hooded lady (who made MS's eyes bleed and involuntarily evacuate... urgh...) takes Amy away to Floating Island where Amy meets a lady named Wildfyre who's an uber-magical person (she can make antidotes in her bloodstream by eating poisonous stuff! And they give some of her blood to an ailing Espio! And the inter-species blood transfusion kills him! Well, no.). Meanwhile, Mecha Sonic's in jail, his girlfriend believes him when he says he didn't do it, Davey goes in there and acts like he's God's macho gift to Mobius, and Phenix (MS's girlfriend) says something really awesome to Davey:

"You listen to me, Kintobor. You are not going to treat him any differently than any other prisoner. You can practice your vigilante justice on the battlefield, but in Knothole we do things by the book!" she snarled.

I like Phenix! Who wants to bet that Davey had objections to this little line?

Anyway, some old program is still in MS (I guess he's a robot of some sort), Sally meets a character named Boing who talks by vibrating or something other... and actually crawls into MS's stomach to remove a program or something... ah, geez, I'm summarizing this thing and I'm getting sick of the goddamned story again.

All right, let's speed: MS on trial, Davey's persecutor, MS found guilty, going to be hanged, Amy comes back as soon as they're done hanging him. They take MS to a funeral pyre and make plans to burn him when it stops raining. Turns out MS is alive. He proposes to Phenix. THE EHHHNND!

A disturbing touch was MS giving Phenix a ring before his "execution." It was made from one of his quills. How keen! I hope when/if my boyfriend proposes to me, he takes a hunk of his skin and makes a ring out of it!

I shall leave you all with this little quote after Wildfyre makes Phenix an ORXBOT... or whatever... I didn't quite understand that part of the story:

"Surprise," Wildfyre smiled. "You should have no problems having children now. And I KNOW you will."

What? You KNOW that they'll have problems having children?

Edited by author 11-30-2004 04:09 PM
Somebody pinch me! I must be dreaming!!

Wait! I'm at school... but I'm not naked. This mustn't be a dream, then!

Edited by author 11-30-2004 05:29 PM
Man it is HOT down here at the moment.
Yesterday topped out at 44C or 111F.
Today is supposed to be 39C or 102F.

I might just go cook some eggs on the front driveway.

Anyone got any ice they can send down here?

Melting.

Edit: lysdexia

Steve, you remind me of when i was growing in tropical mexico. once it hit 44C and i was in a bus with a metal floor. my cheapass shoes' soles melted.

I have a funny story about shoe soles melting.

Several years ago me and a couple of mates went to Bathurst for the big race, the event lasts 4 days.
We had our camp setup on top of the mountain there with our tents arranged in a semicircle around a huge bonfire.
The bonfire was kept burning 24 hours a day, cause it gets cold up there.
One night, after consuming vast quantities of alchohol and other substances, everyone was sitting around the fire. We had scabbed up several sofas for our comfort.

Well one guy was sitting on his sofa with his feet pointing towards, sorry twoards, the fire. He was wearing steel capped work boots. Looking at his feet it was obvious the soles were melting.
Someone threw a full can of beer at him to wake him up, it worked extremely well. Anyway, as soon as he awoke he started dancing around like someone had set his feet on fire. He ripped off his shoes and went for a walk on the cold grass of the cap site while we all doubled after laughing.

The next morning when we awoke, he was looking for his shoes, they could not be found. Just then someone noticed a small D shapped piece of metal, then a second one. His shoes had completely melted, only the steel toe caps remained.

He was forced to wear flip-flops the rest of the camp and earned the nickname HotFoot.

Edited by author 11-30-2004 08:01 PM
damn, flipflops in a camp ain't no good.


(yeah, i refresh here insanely. today work is mainly typing for customers, so i tend to get bored)

Thanks, Steve. RUB IT IN, why dontcha?
*wraps self up in fleece*

*sniff* I really miss Aussie summers.....

As for the German investigation Fistlekits linked:
It would be great if it were feasable. But no matter what internation law says, can you REALLY see America letting its military leaders be tried by Europeans, least of all GERMANS?
The answer will be the same as for the last 4 years..
America: "*F***CK YOU, WORLD!!****"

9_9

Edited by author 11-30-2004 09:41 PM
I know, Mimi, it's DEPRESSING. Yet I still cling on to this pathetic, quivering thread of hope that measures only 2x14 microns. But at least the American military leaders will... oh, hell, they'd probably bomb Germany within a week.

I'd flee to another country to avoid living on the same soil as these sphincter-suckers, but I don't have the money.

But I could always marry a nice Canadian man that can take care of the immigration costs.

These wild boar have been goaded into extremely agressive!

marry a nice Canadian man..

I was going to ask if there wasn't a site like that, but for Mexico, then the possible implications of such a site made me reject politely the idea.

After being in the tropic for dang long (near 7 years) i quite love cold. i'm a polar bear.

I was going to ask if there wasn't a site like that, but for Mexico, then the possible implications of such a site made me reject politely the idea.

There could be one. But I probably shouldn't go looking for it; Pat wouldn't like me searching for another man, anyway.....

*sly look* But I could use back-ups in case the relationship falls through. He's a Bush supporter, anyway.

But seriously, if I'm going to look for a site like that, it'd just be for shits and giggles. ;)

(Yes, Bush-supporters and once-Kerry-supporters can live together in harmony, for 98% of the time. The OKS just has to remind the BS not to bring up politics so often, no matter how much he wants to know what she thinks about the subject.)

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