I want an apology from you right now, Mimi, for using "reproduce" in a sentence referring to David Gonterman.

Argh! <goes to gargle with Pledge>
Sorry! Sorry! Brrr... Gonter-spawn....

As punishment, you must look at Heroin Chic She-Ra. Now with pre-ratted hair!

The exposed nipples are a good deal more obvious in the colourized version. I'm trying to decide if the expression is "newly-risen walking dead" or "what the hell was the 5th thing on my shopping list".

...not that I could do any better, of course. That's why I DON'T post any art for the world to feel sad about.

Edited by author 08-31-2004 08:33 PM
And do you really want to see Gonter-drawn nudies?

Yes I do! Apparently I'm some kind of a masochist. I've been studying figure drawing for a while now, and looking at G-man's atrocities would make me feel better about my own stuff. And make me laugh.

But, alas, those pictures are gone. I'll just have to settle for the bulbous boobies of his semi-nudes. It's not like there's much of a difference.

Rabbit:
CHRIST. There's nothing so bad that Davey doesn't think is good enough to share with the world. Check out that black eye.

La Grey:
Adult Swim is a perfect topic. I only got online because of Space Ghost.
I myself haven't watched it in years. It was the only thing I was using cable for, and that $40 a month made more sense as a DSL connection. Realspace friend Kevin was supposed to tape them for me, but he never did. So I know nothing of this "Venture Brothers" of which you speak.

Edited by author 09-01-2004 12:50 AM
Gah. Is it just me, or are those some gigantic hooters for a 15-year-old? 9th grade would be hellish for whoever was possessed of those monsters.

Edited by author 09-01-2004 01:10 AM
Negs:
Yes, but you forget that she's "TAL."
You know. She's "Tal!"
You know!
Cuz "Tal" is SO a word!
It means "15 years old with extreme lower back pain." :p

Umm...I just took a closer look...Is Adam 12 feet tall? Seriously, take a look at that size chart. Either he's a giant, or the females of his species are pygmies. With giant inflatable chests.

There is also, of course, the slight chance that Davey's a phrackin' loonie.

I think "Tal" is a name in this case. 'Cause otherwise it wouldn't make sense. Which, I admit, is not a a high priority for Gonty, but, still...

I also assume that the girls are elves. Well, the one on the left is. Lookit her wingnut ears. As for the others... um.... (my expression is starting to match that of the upper right face...)

Man, those are some weird-ass lookin' feet. After all these years he still draws feet like flatirons.

'Tal' got

Wtf?.... stupid quicktopic, screwing up html tags....
I MEANT to say,
'Tal''s got Toe!

Hey, Bill! Just last week me fren Don went on and on about said Venture Bros. I figured you'd be the target audience for such things, rather than I...

And because you *are* Just That Special, minutes ago I realized that I had the Psychotic Pineapple's "I Get Weird" playing in my head, and after Googling, I found this:

http://www.hyped2death.com/bandlinks.htm

Mind you, I didn't actually click on any of the links, but there were a lot of names there that made me smile in fond remembrance--hopefully maybe you can too!

Bah! Where's my Heroin Chic He-man?

Oh yeah, the Venture Brothers. Hey Lilly, have you seen the show? Do you like it? I myself comandeer the dorm TV every Saturday from 11:00 to 11:30 so I can watch it.

Three words, Bill: Johnny Quest parody.

Also, am back at real college again. w00t. Am majoring in creative writing, of course. I have to write a one-act play by the end of the semester. Time for major stress to begin.

I JUST DISCOVERED MY NAIL POLISH CHANGES COLOR. IT'S SILVER WHEN HOT AND PURPLE WHEN COLD. THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER.