Yah Mimi, you made him say wrear again!

See? It doesn't matter what I correct him on, he'll forget it five seconds later!

Mimi, my inbox is still open.

"Eminem says fame ruined his love life."

You ever stop to think that maybe the fact that he's a loser ruined his love life? Huh?

Lav, I've actually been thinking that for years. I mean, what girl wouldn't want to go out with a guy who writes a song about killing his wife? And makes himself into a huge rap martyr? God, I'd be FIRST in line for that one, because I like getting slapped around, yelled at and mistreated. Mmmmm misogynists! I'm all hot just thinking about it.

Is that a quote from the Internet's Most Dangerous Eminem fan, Davey "the self-proclaimed real mulletted Marshal Mathers"?
I've always considered Eminem to be a colossal dickhead--with this one exception. I wonder what Davey thinks of the Bush-hate from one of his idols.

Pity there wasn't more time, I'd have asked him myself (little bluebriefcase being a future Demo, of course ;))

I LIVE AGAAAAAIN!!!

no, i just gots phone line back. tho i can't see previous messages, they freeze compy. ish nice to b back tho.

A quote from the news article, "Bed-wetting: the cure for bed-wetting was to eat a fried mouse"

Oh delicious, Kentucy Fried Rodent!

Edited by author 11-02-2004 01:38 PM
You Aussies can do what you want, but I'm sitting this particular game out. Fish in a barrel isn't quite sporting.
To paraphrase an old playstation game-- Fish in a barrel? That's hard! Sometimes they hide at the bottom! I think the expression you seek is "like shooting MONKEYS in barrel!"

Speaking of monkeys-- vote early, vote often, you UnitedStateans! The rest of us will breathe a lot easier with zombie-look Kerry running things down there instead of the Commander-in-Chimp.

Edited by author 11-02-2004 05:54 PM
Edit: No inline images? OK, here's a little bitty 2K GIF to show what I got up at 6:00 AM for.

Bill, citing Devo AND XTC? Are you trying to get me to propose?! Be still my heart...

I didn't need the BMI to know I score in the "overweight" category. I only have to be halfway conscious--maybe not even that--to know that someone of my build does not fit the societal ideal. (But I'm not bitter, and that's the main thing...nooooo, not me!)

Although actually--as I've pondered in my LJ before--it never ceases to amaze me (hee...happy NZ/Aussie music reference!) how often I get honked and yelled at every single day here in My Life As A Pedestrian. I'm usually the one who other gals go to for Y chromosome explanations, but the reasons for this male tendency escape me. Okay...you're indicating that I'm blonde, female, not obese...and evidently you approve! Thanks for that input!

(Actually, today I got yelled at by a woman for unknown reasons. "Hey, you, beautiful, walking there! Don't ever change!" Gee, thanks. I always take the advice of people who scream at me from passing cars!)

And Bill, I don't think Kills is especially big at 14 lbs. That's how much Thibault weighed, and he was a lean, mean, orange stripey machine...besides, my friend Beth has three cats, the *smallest* of which weighs 25 lbs. C'mon, Kills is a supermodel in comparison! (And other things we already knew.)

I haven't voted yet, but will do so when I get home. (My polling place is in the office of my apartment complex--handy, that.) Can I perhaps apologize to non-Yanks for what results may ensue? (Erm...not from me voting, but the entire country.) The smartest person I've ever known recently asked me who I think Bin Laden wants to win the election...feel free to discuss, or merely ignore. :)

In any case--Ernst, I look forward to taking the Geek quiz on the bus home. Considering today's pseudonym, I should get a relatively high score, even *if* I have zero miniatures points and only allowed myself to be dragged to an SCA event once. Of course, for me that was more than enough. :)

Oh, and welcome back to the land of the phone-enabled, Zeffy! Can I report to the gang here that young Zefiel has a very nice musical accent? (And he found out I talk way too fast...now there's a shock.)

Lilly:
Well, don't go over the top when I report that today I got DEVO's The Complete Truth About De-Evolution DVD today. (Although it isn't--Hendrix's estate wouldn't let them include the "Are You Experienced" video)

Re bin Laden: I think that the video tape indicates that he doesn't care who wins. And which of 2 people who both say they want to kill you would you vote for?
Then again, how could Kerry POSSIBLY play more into the bastard's hands than Bush has?

Edited by author 11-03-2004 09:55 AM
how could Kerry POSSIBLY play more into the bastard's hands than Bush has?

BtS beats me to the mot juste. I'd recently read a slack-jaw proclaiming that Bush was doing everything right about terrorism, because stuff was blowing up elsewhere. BRILLIANT! Not only is he helping out with recruiting, but he's shipping over victims at the expense of their own families! If I were bin Laden, I'd be putting GWB in my prayers.

...and given the way the vote stands right now, it looks like Allah is attentive to his wayward follower. Man, democracy really doesn't work, does it? There should have to be some kind of basic intelligence and current events awareness testing before people are handed a ballot.

Lilly: Dragged to an SCA event, eh? Well, like the IRA and the Commies; once in, never out. Muahahaha! Apparently the FBI keeps tabs on the SCA because it's got a "shadow government" in place for all of North America. You may now tip over with helpess mirth. I have!

God's teeth and elbows. My wife's just seen Kerry on TV, giving a concession speech.

Sorry.

*headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*

*sob*