Slight change of topic here, but I saw I (heart) Huckabees today. Best. Existential. Comedy. Ever. It was like if They Might Be Giants made a movie.

BMI is only a ratio of weight to height. It does not take into account whether the extra weight is muscle or fat. The number itself won't tell you how fit you are; you also have to take into consideration what the extra weight is, blood pressure, etc etc etc.

Bill: re Gonter-suspicion.
Don't worry, I wasn't going to have my whacky friends all be Gonterfans, too.
Meanwhile:...guh?
The Backstory of 'Storm the Castle' is based on 'Return to Neverland,' for what it's worth:
Oh god. Not even my hard work escapes his literart rape!

Adam uses a Google Search and a jury-rigged device for an unrelated Programable Doll system (A concept stolen from Clamp's 'Angelic Layer') to revive what will be his pixie, Firestorm. She was suffering from the same unbelief-caused illness that Tinkerbell (Firestorm's more famous sister) fell under in the sequel. Old School Problem. High Tech Solution.
sooooo... the ONLY thing taken from RtN is that Firestorm also falls ill when people don't believe in fairies? That's not sequel or even DISNEY canon, that's JM BARRIE canon!( wonder if he's ever read the book, or even KNOWS that it was a book...)
So basically, Firestorm is Tara in Tinkerbell's body. Even down to Tara's red colouring *performs the Originality Ironic Slow Hand-Clap*

I never put much stead in online BMI calculators. As negs said, they don't take into account enough other factors. According to online BMI calculators, I'm overweight. But when I made my first visit to an american MD, they checked the basics - weight, height, blood pressure, cholesterol.. and I'm officially in the healthy range.
Only a physical can tell you for sure.

I was trawling the dark recesses of the GonterSite last night and I came across this gem of GonterArt.
It is about par for quality and style, it's the comments entitles "Learn how to draw, please." that crack me up.

Sausage legs, they have such a way with words.

My entries for the competition.

1. Tara in a fox suit, obvious I know but I don't think he has the imagination to draw anything new.

2. Tara as Tinkerbell.

3. Tara as Mini Mouse, but with DVK ears, not Disney ears.

Edited by author 10-31-2004 05:36 PM
ARGH!!!
And in other news... Davey has a new minion. Unfortunately, she's wasting her talent:
A COMPETENT rendering of Scarlet
I'm guessing the artist is a fellow furrie, judging by the classic face design.
Holy crud, he's on a role tonight! Look what he's done to Snow White.
Snow has also picked up some tricks from her Evil Stepmother. 'Out of Necessity,' she says with a soft sigh of reqret. 'There comes a time where being popular gives way to defying gravity. Unfortunately this day and age is such a time.'
Okay, this tells me a few things:
Davey has seen or has the soundtrack to 'Wicked' (the popularity vs Defying Gravity reference). And he's still batshit. Observe:
You don't want to know what she does to an accusing lawyer who went out of line one time too many. Let's just say that Uncle Walt sugar-coated the Brothers Grimm's stories for a _reason_.
I'm not even touching that.

Edited by author 10-31-2004 05:44 PM
http://www.deviantart.com/view/11823710/
Yes.. nothing like rigorous police training to prepare you for the nerve-shattering experience of finding a fursuit in a box.
http://www.deviantart.com/view/11873831/
Oh christ, here she comes. Typically of the GAPING holes Davey leaves in his characters' personalities, Jim, a gay cop, is immediately bonding with the fursuit. A normal person would go 'oh, it's a Halloween costume or something'. But no. Jim speaks Furry. 9_9

Yeah, I saw ARGH!!! last night, shocking, isn't it.
I did not post it as that sort of thing should not be shown in public, it is way to ghastly.

I think DVK really, really wants a big set of hooters all his own. I mean look at the size of them. They make Barbie look in proportion.

His head on a female body, even a furry one, is just sad.
Sad, sad, sad and wrong on so many levels that it makes my brain want to ooze out my ears and pool on the floor whimpering and convulsing in shock.
Bugger the playing cards they used in Iraq, just send this picture over. Shock and Awe!

Goodlow's HUGE apartment costs $25 a week--but look at the 52 inch TV. WalMart must've had one of their "Get an HDTV for Pocket Change" sales again.

"Holy crud, he's on a role tonight!"
Tsk tsk, Mimi. You've obviously been spending too much time on his message boards! Beware the osmosis!! ;D
Mnenomic: "Davey's on a roll, just like he wishes he was IN ROLL."
Sorry about the mental image.

In kitty news, my cat is lying at the end of my bed snoring.
Does anyone else have a snoring pussy?

Edited by author 10-31-2004 06:33 PM
I feel dirty now. Thanks, Bill ;p
Yeah, I saw the TV! And a coffee table too!

I'm still tossing up about creating a sockpuppet to rip into his sketches. That way I can rant with more adult cohesion ;)
But I'm still not sure if he's capable of tracking IP addresses of posters. Not a lot of point signing up to his sketch board if he spots that bluebriefcase comes from the same IP.

"I'm still tossing up about creating a sockpuppet to rip into his sketches...
But I'm still not sure if he's capable of tracking IP addresses of posters."

You could write them and someone else could post them (but not me, as that'd lead him here). But...I think we're getting into stalker territory there...
1: I don't want to harass the already-paranoid guy. Yeah, he sucks, but I have no desire to make his life suck more. 2: I DON'T WANT HIM TO IMPROVE! Please don't tell him that "wrear" is spelled "wear"!

I blew the dust off my old XTC mix tape. I mean that literally, I blew dust off it. And by "old" I mean...Nothing newer than "Drums and Wires."
OLD MUSIC ROCKS! Six swans singing in the sauna! In the OUUUT-SIIIDE--WORRRLD!

Bill said:"You could write them and someone else could post them"

I have an account an I am more than willing to post anything you may have to say.

I agree with Bill though, lets not show him his mistakes, it's what makes him Gonterific!

You can email me at steve-online at optusnet.com.au if there is anything you wish me to post.

You Aussies can do what you want, but I'm sitting this particular game out. Fish in a barrel isn't quite sporting.

Mimi, what happened to your Urban Dictionary entry? It's still not there. If you have it, can you post it here?

Pft, you are all no fun. Fine, I won't correct his spelling and I won't comment on the sketches... 9_9
I have no idea what happened to the urban Dictionary post....