Update: Today's poll (actually the poll was conducted last night by shadowy ninjas who crept into your bedrooms and read your minds using secret ninja techniques -- and no, we didn't do anything else to you. Even though we know you wanted us to) indicates the Liberal Party of CanLit is still in the lead going into the final days of the election. The gap between the parties has narrowed though -- the Liberals lead by a mere one vote -- and the other parties sense they may finally get a chance at the coveted front-table spot in Chapters. When reached for comment, candidate Jimmy said, "We'll celebrate with a ChickieNobs Bucket o Nubbins and child porn!" Duddy Kravitz, speaking from the CN Tower, which he'd just purchased, said, "No abortions for some, tiny little American flags for others." The narrator of Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town couldn't be reached for comment in Mariposa, but did wave happily from the deck of the Mariposa Belle as it finally sank under the waves of Lake Wissanotti. When told his Greens were neck and neck
with both the NDP and the Conservatives, Roch from The Hockey Sweater cried, "Mère sainte de merde verte!!" The narrator of Beautiful Losers, on hearing of his single vote, was heard to say, "Man, I could really go for some of those ChickieNobs."