And here Bill demonstrates the true difference between humans and animals: Only we have the capacity to download hentai.

Good news from the Gray homestead: Dad and I have said "To Hell with this Atkin's shit!" Which is especially good for him as he's already lost one kidney to cancer. Mom's staying on it, but she'll be safe because she's never been able to stick to a diet.

Of course, Gray isn't really my last name. It's going to be my psuedonym when/if I ever get published. I thought it was pretty clever and original until I read the last two Harry Potter books and found a character named Lavender Brown. Apparently J.K. and I have our own sympathetic magic going on.

I think Gray sounds better than Brown anyway.