Edited by author 07-01-2004 09:08 PM
After learning about tapeworms in biology class, I always wanted to get one implanted and see what good it would do me :)

Hey, maybe all the brown in my tap water would do me good! It could be like... fiber... or an alien life form... or rust! I need iron.

I'll have to research this kidneys/protein thing. Hm...

Edit - Gotta argue on the "humans have the gift of speech" thing too.... Just because we don't understand cows doesn't mean they don't have speech. They obviously understand each other. Cats, dogs, BIRDS, frickin' whales, they all communicate. It's not farting, it's SPEECH. We really aren't that special after all.