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Topic: Ferd'nand Admits He's as Funny as a Hole in the Ground!
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Bill the Splut  1
12-04-2003 01:06 AM ET (US)
Hey, kids! We're all friends here, right? Can't you guys cut me a break and reply to each other once in a while? I'm not the frickin' Oracle of Delphi after all, y'know. I'm doing more typing that ever since the comments started.

Great. Now I'll bet I just became Google's top hit for "frickin' Oracle of Delphi."

Exactly what was Ferd baking there, anyway? Casserole a la ball de la bowling? Did he misread the ingredient "lemon extract" as "core of a neutron star"?
Negaduck  2
12-04-2003 08:05 AM ET (US)
This proves that ole Ferd is not human. No human could take a pie out of the oven without a good set of potholders to protect his sensitive human hands. Especially if it's an anvil pie, with thousands of pounds pressing that hot pie tin onto your palms like a branding iron. Ferd is a robot who has not learned the finer points of human existence, such as temperature comfort zones, the proper way to pick up a pie, and humor.

Ferd. Branding iron. If nothing else, we all ought to hold onto that thought.
Mike the SnardPerson was signed in when posted  3
12-04-2003 11:18 AM ET (US)
Actually, if you look closely, it looks like the artist kinda sorta tried to draw a potholder or cloth or something or other in there. But a pair of oven mitts would have been more obvious. But what do I know, I can't tell my Ferd'nand from a hole in the ground.
Negaduck  4
12-04-2003 11:57 AM ET (US)
If that's a potholder or anything other than a crumpled hanky, it's as poorly drawn as the typical Ferd joke is executed.

And it still doesn't explain the weird way he's gripping the pie. You lift *logs* that way!
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