1) Find me a nice girl I can stuff full of Ben and Jerry's chocolate ice cream and then cuddle.

2) Remake that old classic sci-fi movie "The Black Hole."

3) Master calculus.

4) Become a UNIX wizard.

5) Play the entire "Appetite For Destruction" album on my electric twangbox.

6) Create really weird video games that honor the bad translations from Japanese games to American games.

7) Get on to the master's degree.

8) Get a copy of Guns N' Roses Live From The Ritz 1988 bootleg. Then bootleg it for friends.

9) Ban everything related to Captain Kangaroo.

10) Get "Starblazers" back on the air.