Too late for the gulls, supersizing be gone by the time evolution kicks in... I was puzzling why I saw flocks of gulls over the parking garage across the street from me. I'm only about 10 miles or so from the ocean, but still, if I were a gull and as lazy as I was a human, why bother moving inland? I recently found about a mile away (further from the ocean) was a GIANT park with a huge lake/fountain in it... and swarming flocks of gulls. Mystery solved.

Except some of the gulls were distinctly pink. Hrm...