Oh yeah, I almost forgot.
Kiitttyyyyyy!!! *basks in the pink*

About Ferd:
Maybe he's angry because he wasted so many minutes of his precious, fleeting life mixing paint? I thought perhaps I could make a poor taste joke about a lubricated dildo, but it falls apart after the second panel.

Yeah, MSTing That 70s Show. They had a few characters that were really decent to use as reviewers, especially since the fans only write about the Hawt!Young!Cast, not even the adults in the cast. I came up with an idea that the incidental characters and guest stars from the last six years all kinda gather and draw straws to MST each story, so I can have a changeup when the comments are better suited to one character than another. :) I don't think I did a great job on my first one, but I'm still getting into it. I just hope I don't disgrace the art form! lol.... I should see if I can download some eppys of MST3K to brush up.

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I am not the least bit surprised at Wham! the musical - there's been Abba and Footloose and Boy from Oz... it's amusing that George Michael thinks the idea sucks ;)

I'm with you, Bill, the Pearl Forrester era of MST3K blew hairy goats eggs compared to the Mads. I still love Mike and the Bots, though - c'mon, 'Riding with Death' and some of the later seasons had some of their best stuff!
"hey, it's Mickey and he's wearing pants today!"....(Screaming Skull)

Zefiel:
"Geez, you didn't want to taste a gummi of a rat on a toilet. here we have gummies shaped like fried eggs and like dentures. is that better?"

At least those things are supposed to go in your mouth.

I came for the Sisto. I stayed for the yams.

I bought a Wham CD. It lulls me into braindead so I can sleep when I get home.

I have become a caffeine whore again. Half Millstone Chocolate Velvet and half Folgers hazelnut decaf means I don't die on the way to work. which is great as long as he still feeds me and I don't have to shell out for coffee ground from beans which must be made of fucking PLATINUM.

THREE WEEKS FROM TODAY WILL BE MY FIRST DAY OFF SINCE FEBRUARY 22. WHEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Art:
2 states away? I thought you were in Minnesota or something.
You might find this amusing: WHAM, The Musical.

M3:
Keep us posted about the MySTings. Who are the "three 'guest/recurring guest' stars of the show"? Which show? That one about the 70s?

Marc:
SEVEN toes? Dang! Any pics you want to share?
Everyone told me, "Wait until Byron grows into those paws!" Well, DAMN, the paws keep growing! He's going to be the size of a freakin' camel at this rate! How big is Wooly? The size of a mammoth?
I have a clock that's a Nova Scotia map! How interesting is THAT! Not much, I bet!

Hi Bill,

I've been reading for around 3 or 4 years, and I can't really remember what brought me specifically, but I know it was one of the Inexplicable Objects. I am sure if I were to sit and look I'd find it. Then I started reading your daily writings and really enjoyed them. I've always been kind of shy replying though...

I almost replied to the first posts about Byron, as we have a polydactyl cat too...wooly has 7 pads on each of his front paws, he looks a bit like Byron too. They're apparently quite common here in Nova Scotia, and the story goes that Ernest Hemingway was in Nova Scotia, and saw one of these multi-toed cats, and took it to his estate in the Florida Keys. He figured it'd be a superior mouser. Now the place is overrun with polydactl cats, and they trace their roots back to here.

Well, that was a piece of trivia, I guess...

Marc in Cape Breton

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It is a toilet, i couldn't think of anything more splut-like than his syndrom. and as to the water rat, i think it's too tall to fit and be seen properly. but i'll accept more suggestions.

Geez, you didn't want to taste a gummi of a rat on a toilet. here we have gummies shaped like fried eggs and like dentures. is that better?

I just had a thought. It would be cool if the front of Batsplut's leotard had a rat on a toilet on it.

Another movie recommendation, Pump Up the Volume, which I saw today for the first time in years and still loved.

I'm not sure why, but lately I find myself inspired to haunt this board.

Boo.

Today someone named Robert Redford mailed me an environmental petition. In the enclosed letter it states, "Too many Americans are unaware that the Bush Administration has been waging a sweeping attack on our environmental laws and natural heritage." I agree, but why was this sent to me? I'm not part of any political groups or organizations. I haven't put my name on any lists. Who is this Robert Redford person, and why does he know my innermost secrets?

i got your web page from a friend.

Lilly - Dude, I promise to send you George completely absolutely untouched if you send me even a slightly used Warrick (um, Gary his real name?)

LOVE the kitty pictures. That clock hammers away for about a minute until I remind myself if I get a pet, it'll be a chinchilla, NOT a cat. Right. Really. No, seriously. And as always, more cat stories. That and the liquor store SHAWTs kept me hooked.

And I came by because... *drumroll* I'm going to MyST fan fics. *sigh* Yeah, someone in my fandom brought it up, and the vast amount of true crap/Mary Sues just begs it to be done, so why let it be done by idiots when it can be done by me? :) I picked three "guest/recurring guest" stars of the show to be the Snarky Shadows, and I'm going to have someone send me the fics, so I don't have to pick them myself. I've been going over the Jen White mystings, comic style, I'm looking for my link to the text only mystings of Gonterwork though.... if anyone has that handy, that'd be super ;) I need to brush up on my m@d ski11z

Zefiel:
Awesome pic. But what's that on the front of Batsplut's leotard? A toilet? A duck?

"It started with a Space Ghost marathon. By 4AM, my brain was permanently altered."

Holy Crap, that's how I fell in love with Space Ghost too. Specifically, it was Cartoon Planet. I remember when morning dawned I slipped out the window and laid on my back on the roof, with visions of wannabe heroes and villians and non-sequitar comedy genius dancing in my head.

I know what I'm doing for Bill's card :).... have to get your address again from you some time, Bill... I had it ONCE when I sent you the slightly-disappointing Aussie Terrorism Pack. At least this will get there a lot faster as I'm only 2 states away now :)
When did I first find Bill? Hmm... probably from my bestest friend Jet Wolf's link page. Then I found Tod Holton and I was hooked for life :)