M3:
You can call me "Bill." You can be my bodyguard, and I'll be your long-lost pal.
On the other appendage, if you bring Chevy Chase with you, you're getting TASERED.

For those playing the home version of our game, the latest Gonterman sadass--sorry, saga--continues from where we last left off here. Daveykin's current Prozac period pales in comparison to his Raving Fruit Loop phase, although you get to see him refer to "caffinated breverages." His meds change, but he still ain't using him no splelchcker!