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01-26-2006 03:34 AM ET (US)
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The gay priest is so happy to see his lover, the sailor. The sailor leaps with joy when he sees the priest. The priest has known the sailor ever since he was a small boy, and in fact suggested joining the Navy.
The sailor surprises the priest with the cake. "Happy Birthday!" says the sailor. "I remembered!"
"I cannot accept this cake," says the priest, who is very conservative. "It is a sin to celebrate one's birthday. That is a devilish Pagan ritual. We must only celebrate the birthday of Christ."
The sailor, crushed, turns away. The priest didn't like his gift. The priest, slightly troubled, turns away to hide his manly emotions.
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