Yes everyone can afford to take off to other countries... Hunter Thompson was last seen going to Canada with a moose hunting rifle, a carton of whiskey, and a typwriter... "i'm old schooling it, Ashcroft is on my nuts like Vegas weekend Dice table win-money lice..."
    Asked why he decided to forego the Nader-Thompson ticket for the Florida primaries he said... "Because nobody will blame the vote count of Diebold on me this go-round...and Sharpton has more weight (for votes?) and feels the least bit represented of any party candidate... he will jump ship first."
      Any further questions should be postforwarded to his Lawyer, pending medical diagnosis by Dr. Squane, bends specialist. A loosely rolled conversation of off the record, off-cuff remarks with radiohead playing the background music at a Canada topless bar (where , unlike the current deficit, you get what you pay for) suggested Kerry's sudden rise from the depths of Congres could have bend-like side effects also. This could resort in a cataclysmic descent just as fast as his rise due to the sensation of one' s head getting bigger than the situation merits(or feeling that way per se). This could be a symptom of fraternal orders to which Kerry is a member and the current president as well. Smirks, better than thou-comments, or downtalking foes are all logical conclusions of these inherent problems.
    Thompson predicted that Kerry, "the Poor man's JFK," would suffer a bends pressure destabilization from this metoric rise when the absurd realities of his congressional record of ex post facto 'cause championships' like Iran-Contra (arrived at well after approved apportionments ) and Iraq war votes hit him .
     Squane's advice- stay in shallows, drink heavy, vote the line.... carry the platform like a boat oar from the yale yacht team and bludgeon any humanoid within reach whilst taunting your know-how and connections in DC as a means of justification.
     Thompson claims "It's too damned late!" He has seen this from the far side and will has "...left Aspen before the avalanche of press backlash hits for failing to scrutinize the best candidates per issue and per man."
      "By the time the bends drown him in the depths of infamy, he will have a post in Davey Jone's locker..." fittingly so ,since Mr.Jones's remains are rumored to be part of the 'Skull and Bones collection' of famous men's craniums at his alma mater.
      Asked how he ever got out of the shadows in the first place, some outsiders have considered that the shallow waters drowning of another candidate's chances from the same politicos machine (Chappaquiddic) made Kerry's initial ascension possible to start with...
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