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tmitian
06-12-2008
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BookninjaPerson was signed in when posted
01-09-2006
10:02 AM ET (US)
Truthiness?

Word of the year. Funny. It's all relative, I suppose. Judging from my life, you would have thought craptastic would have made it.


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smass
01-05-2006
08:01 AM ET (US)
Neato!

Okay, here's a freebie. On this webiste:

http://deafandblind.com/word_frequency.htm#written-english

They have this list:

"Word Frequency of Two-Letter Words in the English Language:
of to in it is be as at so we he by or on do if me my up an go no us am"


Now, take that list and divide it into equal four-word lines, like this:

of to in it
is be as at
so we he by
or on do if
me my up an
go no us am

Ah ha! See? There!

Now, read that out loud as if it is a poem. Repeat it three or four times, speaking a little faster each time until, by the third or fourth time, you're speaking so fast it's just one long hilarious blurrrr of phonemes!

Congratulations, you've just written/performed a performance/language poem in the style of Christian Bok.

So long!
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BookninjaPerson was signed in when posted
01-04-2006
09:51 PM ET (US)
Word frequencies

Word and letter frequencies. "The" is screwing up the averages. (From Maud)


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BookninjaPerson was signed in when posted
12-05-2005
10:05 AM ET (US)
Whitelist

Explained.


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BookninjaPerson was signed in when posted
05-26-2005
07:17 AM ET (US)
A tabloid primer

Maud points us to a glossary of tabloid terms that's making its way around the email circuit.

Feisty: Short, old female
Flamboyant: Homosexual
Controversial: He did something bad but we're not sure what
Scandal-plagued: Guilty
Informed source: Reads the newspaper
Confirmed bachelor: see "Flamboyant"
War-torn: We can't find it on a map
Venerable: Should be dead but isn't (eg: Strom Thurmond)
Knowledgable observer: The reporter
Knowledgable observers: The reporter and the person at the next desk
Self-styled: Phony
Guru: see "Self-styled"


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Matt
05-19-2005
02:43 PM ET (US)
The stand alone "Esque" or "Ish": similar to.

"Like that stupid little car over there?"

"Hmm. Esque, but even smaller."

"Sounds gay."

"Well, ish. But, fuck-you Exxon Valdez."
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cfgPerson was signed in when posted
05-19-2005
10:04 AM ET (US)
'Meh' was one of my favourite features of the dialogue in A Complicated Kindness. I second that motion.
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BookninjaPerson was signed in when posted
05-19-2005
07:07 AM ET (US)
Meh

What's your favourite word that's not in the dictionary? (Does anyone remember which big paper has that neologism contest every year? I have a list of "words" I keep meaning to send. Like "Dessertation"... The sweet last paragraph of seven years' work.)


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