Are you a mad scientist?

Do you like little statements like :
"Gather enough matter to equal Jupiter's mass."?

Do you think:
If I could gather that much mass WOULD I BE STUCK ON THIS LOUSY BACKWARDS APE ROC. . . .oh, hello everyone. : ) ?

No, really. In our work-a-day non-watch winding world of the future, it's really hard for a dictatorial mad scientist to really find the parts he looking for.

That's where MitchCo. comes in. Here at MitchCo. we've been working with the most advanced techniques for aquiring self conquer materials for the discerning mad scientist. Only the largest and most gravitationally constant pieces of large planetary matter are dew picked from our 'secret' Ort Cloud base near the Kevlar V Penal Colony. Delivery is guaranteed to the microsecond with our new patented Dr. Zeebor's wormtube delivery system. Straight from our warehouse to your lab in .8 sec or your next Dr. Zeebor's 'Screaming Weasels' pizza is free.

Note: Offer not good in West Virginia, Guam, Fr. Azores and the Crimean Peninsula