According to the "Real Age Test," my real age is 26.9, based on my health habits. Of course, the calendar says I'm 33, so this makes me quite happy.

The cool thing about this site is that they also give you tips on how to be healthier, if you're not entirely happy with your results.

http://www.realage.com/

-Alyce

I'm 27.9 apparently, which is just slighlty higher than my actual age (I'll be 27 next month). It's the diet and exercise questions that got me. I've been searching for cost-effective ways of exercising that don't involve being outside in the winter or just being in my apartment. Been thinking about joining a gym, but I'm not sure I really want the added monthly expense.

--Fred

Edited by author 02-14-2004 04:22 PM
Everyone but me is probably already aware of how incredibly fun it is to use modern technology to dink with one's music. (Jump in the saddle hold on to the bridle.) However, if anyone here is more of a late-adapter than I am, take note. You're missing out.

This is too cool. I can disassemble CDs into their component tracks. (The love of one's country is a terrible thing.) I can arrange, combine, and reassemble assorted tracks to suit me. (First time I'd seen him smile in years.) Since I'm too dumb to be able to tell how much stuff fits on one CD, it's a good thing the software comes with a handy graph to show me how much of the CD I'm using up at any given time. (It's a glorious mess, everbody wears a fez.) When I'm done, I can clickit to burn throwaway CDs for use in my car. (Shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down?) This doesn't cost a fortune. It's dipshit simple. (Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus.) The software Goro Mark suggested is actually HELPFUL and well worth the twenty-odd bucks I paid for it. Wow.

I don't have any idea why I didn't think this would be fun. I must have been on crack. Serious crack.

-- Jessica
The stuff in parenthesis is lyrics from things in the current playlist. In order: Jump in the line (Harry Belafonte), The Patriot Game (The Clancy Brothers & Tommy Makem), He Stopped Loving Her Today (George Jones), The Shriner Convention (Ray Stevens), Harper Valley PTA (Jeannie C. Riley), Convoy (C.W. McCall)

Edited by author 02-15-2004 11:56 AM
I'm 27.9 apparently

So I'm younger than you? Cool!

I've always told people who fret about expenses for joining gyms, et cetera, that the only thing you need to have to get into shape is a body. If you like swimming, you might consider getting a membership at the Natatorium on the Penn State campus. Or you can find some sort of active activity you enjoy, whether it's hiking in parks or, as you suggested, joining a gym.

Of course, you can always set up a regimen to do in your apartment, like a certain number of sit-ups and pushups, coupled with, say, an exercise tape. Just make sure it's a tape that you enjoy, because you'll be doing it a lot.

In the winter, my preferred exercises are taking long walks in the snow with my doggie, and doing kick boxing aerobics and yoga tapes at home.

Another tip: for a week, keep a food journal of everything you eat. This will help you to identify habits you might want to change.

-Alyce

Ok, some catching up to do.

To start, the Subaru Baja is hella cool. It's got a nice ride, adequate power and comfortable interior. I hope to have some pics up soon. Oh yes, there's already a Boston Bruins plate on the front...

Mmmm... Senora's. I would have liked to have done lunch there Saturday, but I wasn't watching the board Friday night and already had a lunch-time date with a water heater tech. To those that had some Baja Fresh at ComCon, were you aware that there is a store right in Springfield? It may be in the Old Sproul shopping village near Outback, I'll have to track it down.

And finally, d'oh. Sorry to steal your link Jessica, for some reason I thought the relativity page sounded familiar. Everything on the internet goes round and round. Hey, I did get Jon to post the link on AfAP again... let's all point and laugh because he ran the link twice! Ha!

-Craig
"Sir, we have multiple incoming warheads targeted for our location. Radar signatures indicate they are of 'Kilgannongrad' origin."
Crap.

Hey, I did get Jon to post the link on AfAP again... let's all point and laugh because he ran the link twice! Ha!

Heh. I knew I had posted it before, but posted it again in the interests of getting people to give me links to post. (The more links I post, the more likely people are to feel they can contribute.)

However, I thought I had dug up the link myself back in March. If I had remembered it was Jessica's link, I wouldn't have run it again.

--Jon
Missiles approaching Los Angeles. Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept.

This entry awarded both ears and the tail for comedic use of archaic English. Huzzah!!

http://www.firefancies.com/darkpotions/snape_match.htm

-- Jessica

Jessica: So, did you send Mr. Potions_Master a note, saying you're interested? He sounds dreamy!

-Alyce

Alyce: I don't date. I was going explain, but it's not an item of general interest. Take it as a given that if I am at a "dating" website, I am there for reasons other than dating.

As it happens, I was there because aashby's blog had a link to the entry. I was at aashby's blog because she writes fanfic that I read, and I'm sort of waiting for her to finish up PML, one of her current works in progress.

The only reason I pointed this snippet out to the general public is that I snicker every time I see the word "quim" in print, secure in the knowledge that I've just gotten another fifty cents or so of mileage out of my liberal arts degree.

-- Jessica

While this is not quite of general interest, the following "software release announcement" hit the newswire in my world today.

http://www.palsgraf.com/

-- Jessica
This is my baby brother, the attorney, and his wife.

Jessica: Yes, but if you did date, a magician skilled in potions could come in very, very handy.

I thought it was about time I offered a recipe on my site (keeping up with the Joneses, or in this case, the teeps). So here's Alyce's Yummy Vegetarian Chili.

-Alyce

I taught myself to knit over the weekend. Here's the web page that I learned from, just in case anyone else might be interested in learning:

http://www.wonderful-things.com/newknit.htm

The directions actually work and I found them reasonably easy to follow for casting on, knitting, purling, and binding off. The rest, I suspect, is a matter of practice.

Warning: Elapsed time from "Hey, I can knit!" to the onset of yarn lust was approximately two days. It's possible that one should not *learn* to knit on 100% mohair (yarn of scrumpdilyiciousness) any more than one should start learning to drink by way of everclear. *ahem* If I'd had a cheap acrylic on hand, I'd have used it. It is not my fault that I have a mohair life instead of an acrylic life.

-- Jessica
Knitting is the two-stick string thingie. Crochet is the one-stick string thingie.

Knitting is the two-stick string thingie. Crochet is the one-stick string thingie.

Three sticks is THOUGHTCRIME.

--Jon
Don't ask me; I just thought it was funny.

No, no, Comrade Xiao; you're doing it all wrong. It's Room 101 for you:

"How many needles do you use in knitting?"
"Two."
"And if The Party says it is not two but three, then how many?"
"Two-AAAAAARRRGGGHHH!"

--Joe
WOOL IS PEACE
KNITTING IS PEARLING
MOHAIR IS STRENGTH

We have always been at war with Angora.

--Fred

Did I miss something in the book? 'Cause knitting never struck me as all that 1984-ish.

Also, three sticks may be thoughtcrime, but four sticks is generally socks... well, socks or that lacey snowflake stuff Not-Our-Real Amanda does with string.

-- Jessica
And only now do I discover that knitting is *trendy*. Apparently I'm hip. Horrors.