The symtoys site looks like a promising first step; I'd like to have a closer look at the hardware/software interface there. Obviously there SHOULD be more crossover here; the "fully interactive" DVD should include a track that transmits code to the sex toy interface, even if it's just to control the vibe speed intensity.

As a musician, what I really want is a midi-sex toy interface. Ideally this should be compatible with the wireless vibrators that are already on the market. I want to be able to play a gig (or, perhaps better still, DJ) where I can transmit controller data to vibrators being worn throughout the audience. I forsee a future wherein all DJ mixers come with a "vibe" control knob, and people go out to clubs already wearing wireless vibrators in several locations. Maybe one or two to be controlled by the DJ, one to be controlled only by a date's/friend's handheld remote.

And, to mirror the previous question, if I push buttons that give someone who's plugged into the right interface sexual pleasure, am I performing a sex act? Am I "cheating?" If that person's the same gender, is it a homosexual act?