Someone should alert Terry Gilliam of this...

It's not nearly as cool as it sounds; they don't play or sing. Folks here in ATL tought it was a midget cover band, not a dragette show.

Edited by author 08-15-2003 08:28 AM
Those "guitars" don't look like they even have strings on them.

that would be SO cool if they actually rocked out! yeh, all their gear is painted 2x4's! pretty funny stuff, tho!

I think they'd do well with the intro to "God of Thunder," however.

Any idea where/when Mini-Kiss will be playing next?

Edited by author 09-01-2003 09:16 AM
It's a huge scam and disappointment. They don't sing or play any instruments. Not worth seeing...they suck!

Mini Kiss SUCKED!!! No, they did not play instruments, theirs are made of cardboard and they don't even attempt to look like they are really playing. The drummer looked totally bored and was barely moving the sticks around. They did sing the songs -- off-key and forgetting the lyrics half the time. Their makeup looked like a 5-year-old did it and was half off by the third or fourth song. The costumes were made up of old sweats and crappy t-shirts. It is a TOTAL low-budget ripoff. People were booing them and leaving, me and my friends included.

Plus they were an hour late!

UNFORTUNATLY MY BAND IS "OPENING" FOR THESE FOOLS ON 09/19/2003 @ THE MASQURADE IN (YBOR CITY)TAMPA FLORIDA. I DIDNT KNOW THAT THEY DONT EVEN PLAY REAL INSTRUMENTS. THIS IS GONNA SUCK...SHOULD I BACK OUT NOW. BUT AT LEAST WE WILL END UP OUT ROCKING MINI-KISS FOR SURE.

ROCKY's message to STRONG BLACKMAN

Any band guy who is "upset" or offended by a magical karaoke air guitar band called "MINI-KISS" is taking life WAY TOO SERIOUSLY!! Please.....STRONG BLACKMAN.......have more fun
......... and please enjoy the "Little" things in life!!!!!

Edited by author 09-22-2003 11:12 AM
i bet your in mini kiss arent you Rocky, in fact i know you are. i wasnt trying to diss mini kiss, i was just floored by what i had read. we had just got the gig, and i wanted to know what mini kiss was all about. i wasnt offended nor did i think you guys suck. at least i included the date and venue info in my post, you shouldnt take thigs or life or mini kiss so seriously either guy. remember any promotion is good promotion. i to used to play air guitar lip sync rock star to kiss when i was about you height.

Hey, I have two twin cousins who were born dwarf, and it's great to see little guys making something. But I was disappointed to see them playing air guitar. C'mon, they make short-scale basses and mini guitars, for chrissakes! The guy who does the Gene Simmons part seriously needs to work on proportionizing his makeup. The gargoyles on his face looked more like spiders! Gene's gargoyles go long up the side of the face and turn toward the painted-on vampire peak at the top. I know; I was Gene for many a Halloween.

And, oh yeah, I learned how to play a REAL bass!

Hi StrongBlackman!
I am a girl- Raquel. I am not in Mini-Kiss!
Your right---any promotion is good promotion----good luck with your music and wish me luck with my support of "couture air guitar". have you ever heard of the "International Air Guitar Championships"?
have fun.......i will too!
Rocky

MINI KISS PACKED OUT THE CUTTING ROOM NYC 5/20/04
THEY REALLY ROCK, NICE GUYS TOO! GLAD WE MADE IT

THANKS JOSEPH THANKS ROCKY G! (WHAT A CUTIE)

I'm planning a friend's birthday and i'd love to make a Mini-KISS show part of the night,
email me if you know NYC dates or where to find them, i'm having difficulties locating dates
nyloops@kittymail.com

Edited by author 10-30-2004 07:29 PM
Mini Kiss rocked Little Rock. The GIRL that was mini Paul is totally HOTT!! Good voice too.In the pics i've seenall of them were guys. Very suprised to see mini Paul a girl but she is sexy. I'd be her groupie any time!

well, here is my comment, let me introduce myself, i'm from argentina, i was wasting time with winamp when i saw a video of this guys. for sure i was wasting time. i'm not a fanatic of kiss, but this guys really suck. that's what i call stealing, for sure they do if you have to pay for one of their shows. wow, this world is a box of surprises, at least they try to do something, but at least do something productive minikiss, got get some guitar classes. i couldn't believe aol wasted money on this guys, well, they are f u c k i n g rich.

HEY WHAT THE F*#K IS THIS? HAS THE WORLD LOST IT'S MIND? NOW EVEN THE LOLLY POP KIDS ARE DOING TRIBUTES. WELL KISS MY ASS AND CALL ME BOB.

WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND SMALL ALL OVER? ANSWER: MINI KISS AND DO WE NEED ENTERTAINMENT THIS BAD IN AMERICA? HAVE WE USED UP ALL THE TALENT IN THIS COUNTRY? EVEN MORE IMPORTANT WILL THESE LITTLE FUCKERS GET ALL THE CHICKS FROM US BIG BOYS? WHAT'S NEXT MINI ME WILL DO AN REM TRIBUTE AS MICHAEL STYPE? OR MR. CLEAN? OH FUCK ME I'M LOSING MY MIND OVER HERE................

OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? ARE THESE GUY'S FOR REAL? HAS THE WHOLE WORLD LOST IT'S FUCKING MIND? IS THERE NO CIRCUS FOR THESE DUDES? HOW ABOUT WILLIE WONKA? DOSEN'T HE NEED SOME OMPA LOMPA'S? I KNOW HOW ABOUT LAWN JOCKEY'S? FUCK THIS LET'S SUPPORT TRUE TALENT AND GIVE REAL MUSICIANS A CHANCE TO PLAY FOR THE MASSES ON AOL...............

HEY HEY MY MY...LITTLE FUCKERS CAN NEVER DIE...I GUESS THIS IS PERFORMANCE ART IN A WEIRD WAY...THESE SMALL DUDES HAVE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE SOME CASH AND PINCH SOME ASS, SO I GUESS IT'S ALL GOOD CLEAN BRAIN DEAD FUN...GOOD BLESS AMERICA AND THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO ARE DYING IN IRAQ SO THAT THESE LITTLE SHITS CAN SCORE ON REGULAR SIZE GIRLS. WE AS A COUNTRY HAVE HIT ROCK BOTTOM WHEN PEOPLE WILL PAY HARD EARNED MONEY TO WATCH DWARFS LIP SINK KISS TUNES.

MiniKISS SUCKS!
Joey is a freak. He is married to some porch monkey and he hits on women all day online.
The lead singer is a South Carolina trailor trash chick named Maxie, who blows men all over the world to try to be famous...
The other two in the band look like freaks!

I just caught this idiots at The Cutting Room. Mama Mia, what a bunch of losers. The lead is some chick with huge tree trunk legs and a face that can haunt you for days after...
Then this other little dude was creeping around stage like a cockroach.
The drummer gal is some weird looking loon who cant hit sticks to save her fat ass as well and all I was thinking was how quickly can I get up to take a piss all over the stage because these trolls wreaked...

Get the hook.
These are frauds. These dwarfs are nothing more than talentless, knock off wanna be's.
I am surprised that Gene Simmons would allow these 4 tools to walk around singing KISS songs.
There are two girls in the band for God Sake.
One girl was talking after the show about how she is a stripper in Carolina as her REAL job.

Oh Lord
Shitty Shitty "Tribute" Band
Total rip off.
The lead midget girl, calling herself Paula, she tried to make eyes at me and my bud, we wanted to puke all over her ugly ass.
They are terrible

I saw them and we were with a group for my girlfriends bachlorette party.
They sucked. People were laughing at them, it was kinda mean
They are a mini-KISS tribute band, but they have midget girls in the group which doesnt make a whole lot of sense?

I'm from S. Carolina...I know the lead girl her name is Maxie and she strips at a club here in lina. A girl we went to school with told me that she was now doing this "KISS" thing.
People don't be mean , Maxie is struggling with problems , and she is doing anything she can because she thinks one day she will be famous. She is not in reality yet,,give her a break ok?

ROFLMAO
Mini-Kiss, you are a Mini-Joke, well actually, you are a FULL SIZED joke cuz ya'll really suck goat.
Gene Simmons looks like an oragatang..The drummer girl is just a mess, fat, and rolly.Mini-Paul is some gal with the shortest fatest legs I have ever see, there was one semi-decent looking one, at least he wasnt a side show...
Hang It Up man! And get a real job, you are a laughing stock.

Saw them last year.
Fake Guitar, Bad Kareokee,
All a bad mess of an act

Midget Strippers are cool

I saw Mini-Kiss in Vegas and i gotta say i thought they were pretty cool, It Was Different, So there Little People Atleast they're trying to have fun, they do pretty much what Kiss does with the Moves,Blood,MakeUp and when i saw them, They had real Guitars, and i saw one play the Drums for real, But there's always someone gonna say something, I say Stick to it Mini Guys-Girls and have fun. Seems like it's either MiniMe or Mini-Kiss that someone's always got a Remark about. And i think it's cool that there still keeping Kiss alive in There Little Way,Love Ya's and hope you come back to Vegas.

I saw Mini-Kiss, They were alright, Not that bad, for the Price i would see them again, Hey it's the next thing and Younger thing to Kiss Ha Ha

I happen to be a little person, and I know 2 of the members of this group. One, the guy, is in fact married, and has a kid, but still preys on young girls, and older ones too. It is if no surprise that he picked the girl in the group "Maxie" to join. She is mental and it is truem she is an exotic dancer.
Maxie steals money from people including the LPA , and its members. She attended the last conference, and she rented something from a local college for a "talent act" she did at the talent show, and she stiffed LPA for the bill since they fronted her the money. She also roomed with people and stiffed them after the conference was over for her part of the hotel bill.
Now, she used my friend Aron from Israel, and let him treat her for dinner and drinks the whole time she was in SF, just to get free meals off of him, and to get into HIS documentary. The girl is a user.

They suck ass
Saw em, laughed my ass off, the crowd was all hysterical.

Is that the same stripper who was on The Little Groom? She sure makes her way around classy jobs.

I saw the show... and One of the girls had a really BIG HEAD and Bigger ASS! She looked like the girl from MTVs TRUE LIFE, didnt she complain about doing some Tour thing for some rock band then? Get a clue!

Maxie who is the lead works in a local bar here in SC
She is in fact a stripper. She also allegedly had implants put in to enhance her body.
When my girlfriend told me what she was doing with this KISS thing, I just couldn't believe it.
She hits the local bar scene a lot and loves to be with men.

Maxie likes to be with women too. I was at a convention (I am a little person) and supposively Maxie was in a 3 some with another girl who is a little person from Florida, and a little guy. My friend was her roomate and witnessed it all.
Joey is a perv. He just flat out creeps me out. He pickes up on my friends online constantly, one girl had to block him so he would stop.
I never heard them play so I won't comment on that. Who are the other two people in the band? Are they all a part of LPA?

Joe Fatali is a sleeze

OMG That Man Joey is a sleeze!! LMAO!
 I met him at a "performance" he did. Myself, and my friend went out to a bar one night in NJ and they were there. There were no girls in the group at that time, all men and all pervs! What a bunch of horny rabbits. I couldnt believe it said he was married, the Gene Simmons character Joey. Poor wifey, I'll tell you this, He is not loyal the way he behaves .
I came to this site out of pure accident , I was looking up Valentines Day Chocolate , love Hershey Kisses and when I saw this I laughed

When is your next gig guys?
I want to see what all the fuss is about?

Holy Mother Of Mercy
Do you see the mug on the Mini-Paula aka Maxie ???!!
This pic on the net of her is FRIGHTENING
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

My question is:
Does Mini-Kiss read this? And if so, how do you respond to all the negative things people are saying about your
band?"

Karma Baby,
Karma
I knew one day it would bite you in your ass you dickhead

back a couple months ago i saw minikiss in ohio, they did three shows and every night they were 400 over capisity. they were awesome , the people loved them , im not a little person but what i think there doing is pretty amazing and being in the music field and knowing for a fact the real kiss gives minikiss lots of love is such a wonderful thing. so to aLL OF THE AVERAGE and the little people who have such a negitive thing to say get a funckin life and back off them ,what there doing is a great thing and how i see it if u have something negitive to say all your doing is showing you are a loser in life and all u can do is poke fun at other people.why dont u negitive people do something fun and rewarding and quit being loosers and get a life/
minikiss rock on i just saw u in the rolling stone and cant wait to see u guys on george lopez tonight...minikiss funckin rules!!!!!!
and by the way i think it rules minikiss having two females in the band it adds something new !!!!so rock on and i cant wait to see u back in ohio minikiss rocked ohio and it will never be the same!!!!!!!
from a amazing fan

It is really sad, and you know your in trouble when you have to write your own praise and accalades since this entire board thinks your little group sucks.
How pathetic.
As for the two female gorillas in your group, one has fake tits and is a diseased stripper who steals money from people and cant show her dog looking face around in LPA because she knows she is hated. And your banging her.

Minikiss Rocks! And I met the lead singer Maxie and she is a really cool chick and an awesome singer at that! Rock on you guys!

mini kiss rocks you people saying bad stuff about them are dickheads.there not making fun of you sounds like envy to me.

I just saw Mini-Kiss on George Lopez and I think that although it was a little weird, the girl that was in the band singing wasn't too bad. She was pretty decent.

Maxie is a whore, she can't sing, but she can blow a golf ball thru a garden hose no problem

Has anyone else noticed that there are always different people in the band. Guys, then little fat girls, there are all these different people in the group? Why do they keep changing people? Does Joey piss everyone off? No one getting paid? Can any ex-members please comment. ?

I just want to say I saw the Mini Kiss group on tv last night.
I thought they were funny. I liked the lead girl she didnt look so bad.
I guess no one else agrees?

I used to be in MiniKiss and i had to go my own way (which is no one else is business)But i do have to say i had the Greatest time with MiniKiss/Joey and Gang,We all had very good time's Together, We Visited so many Cities and no one that i know has had that Experience unless he's a Traveling Salesman. We also have So many storie's Just thinking about the time's we had WOW, And i do give him alot of Credit to Continue what he's doing, Joey Keep Up the good work,And that Lopez show was so funny You Guys Kicked Ass, So Forget these Assholes We Had Fun, M-P,

I watched George Lopez and that lead girls name is Terra, not Maxie. I don't reconize the drumming lady, but Terra is a singer, she did a good job last night. Maxie is not in the group, and she cant sing, especially compared to Terra.
Maxie is a stripper in S Carolina where she should stay.

Let's just say the man is a half wit He has a poor attitude This type of stupid crap of Mini-Kiss is right up his alley. Guy can't get a real job so what do you expect him to do people ?
The man is a loser. Don't surprise me that he hires female strippers to be in this group either.
Trenton Williams
Boca Raton , Florida

He has some sense to bounce dog faced Maxie out for someone who can at least sing.

Ive seen these freaks! Just when I thought Little People Actors were making some stride, along comes this! The Gene Simmons creep, Looks like a Orangutang. If they played real instruments, it would be one thing. They should have no business having a girl sing, Not PAUL...GENE...PETER or ACEs songs. Its just wrong. Heres and Idea, Start a real band. Gene should be ashamed of himself for letting this happen. Oh and the Girl, 2 words...JENNY CRAIG!

LOL

maxie iS A SLUT

The Joey guy looks like a cross between a Orangutang and Jackass.

i saw minikiss in chicago and let me tell u they were the most awesome band ive seen in so long!!!!i got the chance to talk with them and hang with them for a short time and there very cool down to earth people u can tell they love doing what there doing and there not like other asshole bands who think there god and all that and wont give u the time of day...keep rockin minikiss and i think having two females in the band was the best idea ever .....

omg i could not believe what i saw the other night at sony...the band minikiss omg you guys and girls rocked!!!!.my favorite was when the two females.minipaul drenched mini peter in water u guys made it look so sexy!!!!keep up the great work mini kiss rocks!!!!!!

Wouldnt it be great if they would PLAY at the CONVENTION! Show all the Oooopa Looopas how talented they really are.

Yo,
MINIKISS IS THE BEST!!!! AWESOME IDEA. Instead of putting these guys down, some of you should wake up to the fact that it's not easy being different in todays world! People are so critical of each other. Mini-Kiss you guys keep rocking~Ignorant people suck!! I give you guys alot of credit for what you are doing. And may i say, YOU DO IT WELL!! Great idea, keep up the good work.

minikiss is a great stage show but they need to understand thats all they are.The gene simmons guy thinks he is all that i saw them at a show in flordia and i have to say he has a mighty big ego ....he thinks there going to win a grammy..lol.....believe me there are other bands that would and have put this so called band to shame

MINI KISS IS GOD!!!!!

You guys have no room to judge ANYONE. People make mistakes, haven't you? Most of what I read about my sister is HEAR SAY........what challenges have you faced in you life? How would you like every detail of your not so perfect world thrown all over the internet. Until you prove you are the messiah, quit talking trash about someone you do not know. It makes you look SMALL. SO what if Maxie is dancing in Columbia, while she in in school...she is working and not collecting social security or welfare. She has MANY friends who know the truth aboout her social life. She loves her family and deserves respect for wanting to be some body, rather than sitttng back and letting life pass her by. Mini Kiss did not work out for her, but when was the last time YOU took a risk to become SOMEBODY? She has a beautiful voice and has been taking professional dance classes since she could walk. She scored higher than most high schoolers on the PSAT in the 7th grade. She was a cheerleader in High School..... She has had more life threateneing surgerys than anyone should ever have to endure in life time. She is on a first name basis with many doctors at Johns -Hopkins...........and believe me, it hasn't been the fun exciting ride living with pain from head to toe. So, as you write things to hurt, scorn or be little someones life, look at you own life first. Maxie may not be perfect, but at least her life has meaning.

Joey Fatale is a crook and a cheater on his crack whore girlfriend who he has a midget kid with.

He is a slime ball.

Does anyone know where Maxie is dancing? Locations where she dances, myspace page, or any Web pages of hers?

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