They're taking over... just like in that movie... I mean, those movies

A robot finds Robinson Crusoe mystery treasure... Meanwhile, thousands of miles away it is revealed it's twin unit, Dan Brown, is writing Da Vinci Code III: God's Horseshoe Up My Ass. It's only a matter of time. Soon the Frankenhand will join them and they'll be unstoppable. I, for one, wish to welcome our new robot overlords...


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The quest for cool

Where do cool and art intersect?

Cool is a word that often crops up when describing art or artists. It’s always been a term that has bugged me. The minute something is described as cool, my instincts tell me that it is on the wane. For me, being creative is being prepared to make a fool of myself — in a nutshell, the opposite of cool. In my experience embarrassment is not fatal. Coolness somehow implies that there is a right thing to do, whereas creativity is mistakes.

Right here, baby. They intersect right here. At the corner of George and Murray, oh yeah.


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I'll wait for the paperback
Books bound in human skin.

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Can you fold a piece of paper more than eight times?

Until recently, accepted wisdom was "no". Yet an American schoolgirl, named Britney no less, has folded a piece of paper 12 times for a class assignment, and shown her work in an equation. I'd say that's an A. Hit me, baby, one more time!


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I once spontaneously combusted

It was at a poetry reading, right when they announced the open mic. Luckily, it scared me so much I pissed myself and put it out.


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One person's dream is another's nightmare

Naked woman suddenly drops into apartment through ceiling.


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Shit sells

Crap books make a lot of money. Hm. Kind of makes me feel better. But only kind of... Because then you read it and find out it's actually about shit, not quality. Or quality shit. (From Lit Saloon)


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Potable quotables for $1000, Alex

The silliest quotes from the year past? Oh, you mean in print... My data bank of verbal indiscretions is much more detailed.


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I should really save this for Friday

But I'll forget about it by then. Some Ninja/Pirate silliness.


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Edited by author 01-12-2006 12:09 PM
Stamp news

The biggest stamp mosaic. What can I add to that?

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I think Apollo really needs to photon torpedo Starbucks

Send in the Cylons. Starbucks has gone mad with power.


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Dude, it's PHOTON torpedo. Now I will have to confiscate your tricorder.

DUDE! I think it's PROTON in Battlestar Galactica! Consider yourself out-nerded!

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I'll admit defeat. And I collected the cards when I was 10. So who was your favorite, Athena or Casseopea?

Poe circus sends in the clowns

I remember the first time I read about this, maybe five or six years ago, I thought, once word gets out, this will turn into a circus. Now the clowns are ruining some goth's party.


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