Eli the Bearded
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09-11-2003 02:42 PM ET (US)
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Stiffy, good thing there are no subscribers, or your expiring
messages would be archived by someone somewhere.
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| Pasoquod Singular
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09-12-2003 04:48 PM ET (US)
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Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed in this innocuous message one caterpillar of Surpassing Hayseed-stacking Skill. His battery will not stay attached, as the grain-of-sand-sized black holes at the tip of each of his spines are preventing the glue from drying. Either that, or he's secretly the TeflonŽ bicycle seat used in the ass-ass-i-nation of the Ayatollah Khomeni.
The sooner you all turn to page 117, the sooner we can begin the trepanning, and the sooner your mind can be filled with the wholesome goodness of an elevator-shaped breakfast-cereal bar.
Sincerely,
Scarlet O'Hara aka. Pasoquod Singular
Demitasse Ltd.
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