ok Jordon.

"Every Time I Look for You"
by Blink 182

Never found out why you left him,
but this answer begs that question,
Too blind to see tomorrow,
too broke to beg or borrow.
Young and Stupid, left wide open
Hearts are wasted, lives are broken

One more point of contention,
I need some intervention
Approached with vague intentions
betray my short attention span
The distance, bridge the border
Beg forgiveness, round the corner

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
Will the last one out, please shut the door

More time apart will give you,
a few more months to argue
Is this to much to live through,
it always seems to far to drive
The point home, send more letters
Pray tomorrow, ends up better

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
Will the last one out, please shut the door

I never did do anything that she asked,
I never let what happened, stay in the past
I never did quite understand what she meant,
In spite of everything, in spite of everything

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
but everytime I look for you the sun goes down



"He broke his tailbone...that's alright, we don't have tails anymore, what's the purpose of even having one?"
-Ryan Dunn

Who reads those FBI warnings on videotapes and DVDs, anyway?

I sure don't.

Hey, look, I can write my initials in the dust.

Anyway, this board is officially back open. I hope you guys play nice. This isn't a place to post song lyrics or dumb quotes from dumb movies. This is a place to discuss the stuff I say in my blog entries.

WOAH ITS OPEN -spazzes-

No one's been here in a while

Top 25 Songs (Revised)
(Not Quite in Exact Order)

1. Head on Collision - New Found Glory
2. Nothing at All - Unsung Zeros
3. Armageddon - Alkaline Trio
4. Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin
5. Brenda Stubbert's Reel / Metro Boys - Off Kilter
6. Times Like These - Foo Fighters
7. Ocean Avenue - Yellowcard
8. Buddy Holly - Weezer
9. Chop Suey! - System of a Down
10. Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
12. Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm
13. Time to Go - Dropkick Murphys
14. Prayer - Disturbed
15. No one Knows - Queens of the Stone Age
16. Rhythms - Sum 41
17. The Anthem - Good Charlotte
18. All The Boys - The Plus Ones
19. Headstrong - Trapt
20. The Devil Went Down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels
21. Turncoat - Unsung Zeros
22. 96 Quite Bitter Beings - CKY
23. Playstation Generation - Smut Peddlers
24. 99 Red Balloons - Goldfinger
25. Makes No Difference - Sum 41

I have a new appreciation for water now

"When the well's dry, we know the worth of water."

-Ben Franklin

"Sometimes, life can be like toast. It can be burnt, it can come with butter, or it can even be French. But you have to take this as a lesson and learn from it"
- Brendan Leonard,
The Brendan Leonard Show

"If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be 'Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.' Or Homestar. Either one really. They both fit."
-Homestar Runner,
Homestarrunner.com

The next two are definitely my favorites.

A newspaper headline next to a picture of Homer reads:
"Human Blimp Sees UFO"
-The Simpsons

"Pom Pom is my best friend. He's gotten me out of some pretty tight jams. And some pretty tight pants."
  -Homestar Runner,
Homestarrunner.com

"You say 'Hey Coach' and I say 'Yeah' or 'That's Me' or 'Hoo-Ha'"
-Coach Z,
Homestarrunner.com

"Trying is the first step towards faliure"
-Homer Simpson
The Simpsons

"People do crazy things in commercials,
 like eat at Arby's."
- Marge Simpson
The Simpsons

"Drugs are bad, cause if you do drugs, then you're a hippie, and hippies suck."
      -Eric Cartman, South Park

Marge- Just remember: "I" before "E"
            except after "C"

Lisa- Except when pronounced "Aye" as in
         "Neighbor"

Marge- What about as in "Jim Neighbors is
            way cool"?

Lisa- Who would say that?

- The Simpsons

A newspaper headline reads:

"World's Greatest Opera Sucks"

-Futurama

Homer: "It's times like these when I wish I
        were a religious man."

(Reverend Lovejoy comes running down the street screaming)

Rev. Lovejoy: "It's all over people. We
               haven't got a prayer!"

-The Simpsons

Special Ed:

I Got Mail, Yay!

I Wanna go to Hawaii, Yay!

I Want that song. I like that song, Yay!

Knock Knock. I Got you, Yay!

Bread makes me poop. Yay!

I Peed in your pool, Yay!

-Crank Yankers

Coach Z: "Nice hippo slippers."

Homestar: "Thanks. They're Elephants."

-Homestarrunner.com

Timmy- Well, if your math is as good as
            Dad's spelling, I may have already
            turned 20 by now!
            
C & W- Gasp!

T's Dad- Those gasping mice are right.
              Your way out of line

- The Fairly Oddparents

Guy With Tie:

"Arrowed!"

"Children!"

"MSG'd!"

"Cerrabellum'd!"

"404'd!"

-Homestarrunner.com

"Dangeresque 2:
This Time, it's not Dangeresque 1"
 -Strong Bad,
Homestarrunner.com

"Some people ask me, 'Hey Brendan. how do you know so much about the opposite gender?' and I say "First of all, call me Mr. Leonard. Next question.'"
- Brendan Leonard,
The Brendan Leonard Show

"Of all my muscles, my brain is one of them!"
- The Crimson Chin,
The Fairly Oddparents

"The XYZ on Rotang: 30% of teenagers love Rotang. The other 75% don't understand him."
- Micheal Carney,
The Brendan Leonard Show

"3.1, 4, 1, 9, 72, Q, R, S, T, U..."
-Brendan Leonard,
stating the first 10 digits of Pi,
The Brendan Leonard Show

Wow, then I have to add lots of useless stuff really quickly!

He's going to shut down the board after the Name the Band thing is over, which was very unsuccessful, I must add, and it's over now. It shouldn't be long now...

Wow, I can't believe someone actually posted a suggestion for a band name.

"There are a lot of Asians in Japan."
 
-Steve-O,
-Jackass the Movie

P.S. Why are you thanking Jordon? He didn't do anything.

Im not telling you to obsess or love Jackass or CKY or anything. I was just stating that it was a good DVD. I didn't tell you to go buy it. I didn't tell you to watch it. I didn't even tell you to like it. I was simply saying that I liked it, and I thought I'd share that. I'm allowed to post stuff about things I like.

So I understand that people have opinions and -shock- not everyone is going to love Pirates of the Caribbean or Lord of the Rings (which, by the way, could be the most epic movie of all time), and I can deal with that. I'm fine about it, really. You, on the other hand, seem to think that everyone in the world should love Jackass or CKY or whatever you're obsessing over as of late.

I will be overjoyed once Jordon shuts this board down. Thank you Jordon!

I think that you should call your band "The Snaj's" or "The Jans" which every you think fits the best

Do guys wanna know what's another good movie? Probably not. But since when have I ever cared about what you think? Never. Well, it's not really a movie, but you'd find it with videos like skateboarding and wrestling, like in the Special Interest section or something. Anyways, the DVD I'm speaking of is called "Landspeed CKY." I know there have been many sequels to this (CKY2K, CKY 3, and CKY 4) but I haven't seen any of those, so I can't really tell you if they are good. It is filled with random and dumb stunts, such as those featured on Jackass, only with a lot more swearing, since they don't have to censor anything. Also, this is the original, from before Jackass. By the way, to bring up that line that someone said about something to the extent of me not being familiar with the term "Actor," Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Raab Himself, Brandon Dicamillo, Rake Yohn, ect., (CKY / Jackass Stars) made a movie. Yes, that's right a movie, with scripts and fictional characters and everything. It's called "Haggard." So in your face.

Hmm... You're right. Oh, you mean besides the fact that I didn't say that I saw it either, Jackass came out in 2002. So I guess that disqualifies it from the best movies of 2003 now doesn't it?

Finding Nemo was first, and Pirates of the Caribbean was second. I don't see Jackass: The Movie on that list anywhere...

What now? Pirates isn't the best movie after all. It got beaten by Finding Nemo, which was one of the greatest movies ever.

Just right click that link and do "save as"

Wow. No one has been here for a while.

THE ACE OF SPADES
-Motorhead

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man
you win some, lose some, it's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play, it makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
the Ace of Spades
the Ace of Spades

Playin' for the high one, dancin' with the devil
going with the flow, it's all a game to me
7 or 11, snake eyes watching you
Double up or quit, double stake or split
the Ace of Spades
the Ace of Spades

You know I'm born to lose
and gamblin's for fools
But that's the way I like it baby
I don't want to live forever
and don't forget the joker

Pushing up the ante, I know you got to see me
read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be
the Ace of Spades
the Ace of Spades


Jordon, The version you sent me is not the original one. It's live. I found the real one.

http://www.asylum.host.sk/motorhead%20-%20ace%20of%20spades.mp3

Now, to resume an old trend...

ALL MY BEST FRIENDS ARE METALHEADS
-Less Than Jake

Don't you think it's strange
that there's this way of how you look at,
how you act like, and how you think
and pretend they're not the same as you

Don't you think it's strange
that there's this way of how you look at,
how you act like, and how you think
and pretend they're not the same as you

Do you know about his strength of convictions
or how she puts all her faith in religion
Did we take the time
to really discover how little we know about each other?

keep us from saying anything
and separate from everything.
And all this really means
you're one in a crowd and paranoid of every sound
another friend you won't miss anyhow

Don't you think it's strange
that there's this way of how you look at,
how you act like, and how you think
and pretend they're not the same as you

Do you know about his strength of convictions
or how she puts all her faith in religion
Did we take the time
to really discover how little we know about each other?

keep us from saying anything
and separate from everything.
And all this really means
you're one in a crowd and paranoid of every sound
keep us from saying anything
and separate from everything.
And all this really means
you're one in a crowd and paranoid of every sound
another friend you won't miss anyhow

Do you know about his strength of convictions
or how she puts all her faith in religion
Did we take the time
to really discover how little we know about each other?

Do you know about his strength of convictions
or how she puts all her faith in religion
Did we take the time
to really discover how little we know about each other?

keep us from saying anything
and separate from everything.
And all this really means
you're one in a crowd and paranoid of every sound
you're one in a crowd and paranoid of every sound
you're one in a crowd and paranoid of every sound

...'kay.

Helen: We don't have enough room in my house. We're poor. we have a small house.

CKY: Sunday's practice will be 2-5, not 2-5:30 as I said earlier.
Frenchie: When someone else schedules a practice, it will be at their house. 'Kay?

How come all the practices have to be at our house? I mean, you have a house...can't you support 'the band' and practice over there sometimes?

Now, once again, to try (emphasis on the word "try")to change the subject: Jordon, how come we haven't had any practices in a while?

people said that before it too, moron.

RETURN OF THE KING!

We've come to it at last. Lord of the leggy...I mean rings will never be forgotten! We must fight!!
The eye of the enemy is moving...
-watches Sean walk by- He is here!

The board is set, the pieces are moving.

How would you know if it's a Pirates-type line? Exactly. You wouldn't.

And people said that line after Pirates came out...

I didn't say anything about it being a good line. I just said it's not a Pirate type line. People said that before that movie came out.

What's so good about that line?

Possible band name: Loaf of Toast

Um... duh. That line has been around a lot longer than that movie has.

LoTr..LoTr..*hungers*

It sounded a heck of a lot like something Jack would say, except he would add 'luv' somewhere into it.

...This is Jack Sparrows doing!!

Kristen, okay am I going crazy or did the first sentance Sean say sound like a pirate line?

Why do I have to tell you? Are you to lazy to look it up yourself?

Hey look! Its open again. woohoo!

Just wondering here but, um, Sean, how many times have you said you were going to leave and have come back?

Someone has separation anxiety.

And no, I'm not a stalker.

I guess the board is open again

This board is closed until you can all get along.

1. True.

2. I find that hard to believe.

3. What makes her so special? Oh yeah, that's probably the one you liiiiike...because 'that's all that matters to me'. Oh, so you're like, a stalker?

4. Whoopee. Big difference there...(please notice the sarcasm)

5. If you didn't see it, how do you KNOW it was bad?

6. Lo que sea.

1. Let it be known that my last attempt at a compromise has been denied.

2. I don't worship them

3. I'm not referring to katherine from St. E's. I'm referring to Katherine Thomas who is a drummer in the St. Thomas Marching Band

4. They don't race shopping carts. They ram them into curbs.

5. I didn't see Pirates

I wouldn't exactly call that a 'peace offering', unless you're on acid or something. That's not really unlikely, since you worship people who do idiotic things to themselves like give themselves papercuts and race shopping carts, staple themselves, whatever.

And what Katherine are you referring to, Katherine Gloria, from St. E's? Well, she likes Pirates of the Caribbean, too.

Besides, why did you even go SEE Pirates if you 'knew it would suck, blah blah blah', huh?

Yeah right. Up yours. I have just as much of a right to post useless crap and garbage on this message board as you do. So, once again, up yours. Middle-finger you. (My homeroom teacher, Mr. Grady, says that, so I'm borrowing it from him.)Jordon doesnt mind me, and he pretty much runs the show around here. Also, Who's the one who tried to set this aside and drop the whole thing? That's Right. Me. Don't believe me? Well, check messages 168 and 174. So if you don't like it, tough. I'll try to drop it one last time, but this is my last peace offering to all of you. Pirates sucks, Jackass rules, Steve-O's the man, and I'm not leaving anytime soon, so get used to it.

                     Truly Sorry That You Feel That Way,
                                 (Well Not Really)
                                        -Cky2k

P.S. I don't give a rat's ... (Jordon friendly)what you think or if I'm offending you. Pirates sucks. Katherine likes Jackass, and that's all that matters to me, besides the fact that it's better.

Oh really? I didnt know I was that annoying. I'm sorry. But honestly this time. Im serious.

Oh, -waves- I made the third story. Honestly.

-applauds- Encore, encore! Wow, I love you Casey. -applauds more-

Oops. I Forgot a song:

Feels So Good - Chuck Mangione

Now that it seems that I'm hated by everyone for posting albums, not that I care, I'll post other stuff.

Top Twenty-Five Best Songs

 1. Head On Collision - New Found Glory
 2. In Too Deep - Sum 41
 3. Playstation Generation - The Smut Peddlers
 4. 96 Quite Bitter Beings - CKY
 5. Corona - The Minutemen (Jackass Theme)
 6. In My Life - The Beatles
 7. Dazed and Confused - Led Zeppelin
 8. Faint - Linkin Park
 9. October Nights - Yellowcard
10. Alright, Alright (Here's My Fist, Where's The Fight?)
    - Sahara Hotnights
11. My Friends Over You - New Found Glory
12. Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In - The Rezillos
13. Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
14. Sink Into The Underground - CKY
15. Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm
16. Runaround - Arlo
17. 99 Red Balloons - Goldfinger
18. Do The Flop - The Smut Peddlers
19. Hate To Say I Told You So - The Hives
20. Pacific Coast Party - Smashmouth
21. Paranoid - Black Sabbath
22. The Hardest Button to Button - The White Stripes
23. Communication Breakdown - Led Zeppelin
24. Let's Get F***ed Up - The Smut Peddlers
25. The King of the Hill Theme

Just to let all of you Pirate people know, Jordon supported me in my posting of albums at first.

It's good to be back.

Watch Viva La Bam and Wildboyz every Sunday night at 9:30 and 10 on MTV.

You guys are so stupid!!! You think I'd actually just leave you alone? You think I'd actually let Jordon tell me what to do? If he really wants me off, he can post it and tell me. You guys crack me up. Not really. I was being sarcastic. So shut up. I'm back, and the only person who can stop me is the J-man.

VIVA LA BAM!

                              Back Again,
                                    Cky2k

Good riddance! -throws chick-flick Pirate-ridden party with lots of strawberries-

Oh, thanks, Jordon. I think you aided in the capture of a dangerous fugitive; even if you were just doing your civic duty, it helps.

The first deleted post was someone making a "suggestion" for our band name. The second one was Kristen asking who it was, and I deleted it because it was no longer relevant.

Edited by author 12-12-2003 01:38
Well finally. Just adds onto my already good day that has so been proceeding with finess. Lol, Ethan moment.

One last lyrics for you Sean to commemorate this day...
'It's cool baby It doesn't matter anyway. You were
wastin' all the time but now we're feeling fine.'

Edit: Anyone ~*will*~ing to give me the scoop on what i missed on the deleted posts?

Second, I now see how it is. I realize when my freedom is taken and cut into little pieces. Now, all you gay therapy-required Pirates queers can throw parties or watch some dumb chick-flick. I don't give a crap. I officially resign from this message board indefinately. Now, due to the mildly offensive language, I'm sure you'll probably delete this, Jordon, So you can just tell everyone yourself.
 
Now, just to annoy anyone who gets to see this before Jordon deletes this, here are the lyrics to every album I've posted:
 

 


"Infiltrate, Destroy, Rebuild" by Camp Kill-Yourself


ESCAPE FROM HELLVIEW

the fire dies on its own
leaving us to ourselves but not exactly alone
I think that something is out there waiting
anticipation has grown
the air as black as can be
can't even see that my hand is in front of me
I'm overhearing a whisper "they won't escape until the blood is set free"

so turn back the silence is deafening
turn back don't let them see you again
they make the rounds at the midnight hour and
on the clock it's just a minute away

so we're hours awake and
our only mistake is we bleed
and the hunger for the living
helps them hunt it
with the greatest of ease

now I'm finding my friends
hanging from trees, made a bed
of a barbed wire fence
I'm on the loose with my neck
in the noose but hey...
I enjoy the intense

turn back the silence is deafening
turn back don't let them see you again
they make the rounds at the midnight hour and
on the clock it's just a minute away

so we're hours awake and
our only mistake is we bleed
and the hunger for the living
helps them hunt it
with the greatest of ease
no experience could ever
match the sight of
when a person is through
if it's the last thing I will do
I'll be the one that will
escape from hellview
...and I will.

turn back the silence is deafening
turn back don't let them see you again
they make the rounds at the midnight hour and
on the clock it's just a minute away

turn back the silence is deafening
turn back don't let them see you again
they make the rounds at the midnight hour and
on the clock it's just a minute away

so we're hours awake and
our only mistake is we bleed
and the hunger for the living
helps them hunt it
with the greatest of ease
no experience could ever
match the sight of when
a person is through
if it's the last thing I will do
I'll be the one that will
escape from hellview
...and I will


FLESH INTO GEAR

I can't expect you to see
me when i'm not around
and my voice is destroyed
by confinement of sound
i'm a human machine
laced with hidden disease
if the future looks bleak
then you're connected to me

flesh into gear
myself appears dissected and pretentious
a simple sound a heavy sigh
you'll win the whole world over
you'll live in fear of being someone
that you didn't want to
i realize your insecurities will get the best of you

a traitor's embrace
how foolish how wrong
contained in one place
anxiety spawns
unopened reowned
what's needed upscaled
digested inhaled
unwilling unwound

flesh into gear
myself appears dissected and pretentious
a simple sound a heavy sigh
you'll win the whole world over
you'll live in fear of being someone
that you didn't want to
i realize your insecurities will get the best of you


SINK INTO THE UNDERGROUND

I can't breathe I can't get this out
Don't know and I can't explain
But I feel that I will be the only one now
Can't seem to penetrate

You can talk about the only way out
I know it's gonna get me again

Why do you have to tell me
The things you tell me
About working instantly
But I suppose that you expose and you open up one
Can't seem to penetrate

Still talking about the only way out
I know it's gonna get me again
I hope the demon doesn't dwell inside you
I know it's gonna get me again

No don't drop me now
I'll sink into the underground
I said no don't drop me now
I'll sink into the underground
Yeah

Still talking about the only way out
I know it's gonna get me again
I hope the demon doesn't dwell inside you
I know it's gonna get me again

No don't drop me now
I'll sink into the underground
Said no don't drop me now
I'll sink into the underground
No don't drop me now
I'll sink into the underground
So no don't drop me now
I'll sink into the underground
Yeah


ATTATCHED AT THE HIP

failed attempts have turned us into one pathetic twisted wreck
all is eerie, you're standing near me
I feel you breathing down my neck

you don't need to be so shallow
turn your head prepare to follow

deep incision operation
the tortured one becoming two
involuntary, solitary
it's nice to have a point of view

dependency
separate we never will be
attached at the hip to me
separate we never will be
when there's no privacy
separate we'll never be seen
attached at the hip to me
(attached at the hip to me, attached at the hip to me)
a part of my anatomy

you don't need to be so shallow
turn your head prepare to follow

have you ever seen another lying in a pool of blood?

separate we never will be
attached at the hip to me
separate we never will be
when there's no privacy
separate we'll never be seen
attached at the hip to me
(attached at the hip to me, attached at the hip to me)
a part of my anatomy


FRENETIC AMNESIC

a blackout they peel him off of the floor
frenetic amnesic
he's delirious, he thinks he's been here before
frenetic amnesic
no recall, not one familiar face
frenetic amnesic
the molded man has been completely erased
frenetic amnesic

everybody's after me
you could be the enemy
you seem too happy to reveal yourself
there's no resentment here

frenetic amnesic
completely in the dark, try to pave a way with no chance and no reason
not knowing who you are... looking for the truth it ain't there
and you can't believe them

everybody's after me
you could be the enemy
you seem too happy to reveal yourself
there's no resentment here
what you see is what you get
two seconds later i forget
you seem too happy to reveal yourself
there's no resentment here

no recall there's no familiar face
frenetic amnesic
the molded man has been completely erased
frenetic amnesic
frenetic amnesic


SHOCK AND TERROR

the psychotic dress the senseless feature
it terrifies every living creature
predictability is wearing thin
groundbreaking practice for the preacher

clowns mortified by my expression
breathing new life into invention
and gagging the maggots with a weary hand
has failed to leave any impression

the shock and terror keeps me sane
the shock and terror keeps me sane
does anybody feel the same?
the shock and terror keeps me sane

up now for seven days and wired
the concept of sleep is way too tired
and I've dialed in a plan to reinstate
your sense of humor has expired

the shock and terror keeps me sane
the shock and terror keeps me sane
does anybody feel the same?
the shock and terror keeps me sane


PLASTIC PLAN

these things don't belong
on my list at all
culture is white mixed with red
but I won't be caught dead

one day I'll try
to give the world a view
to alienate the prime
performing is fictitious and confined
I believe I'll get through to you don't leave yourself entombed
there's a way to change a mind
I'm waiting for you to realize that

we live within the plastic plan
forming to ban the plastic plan

you've stayed way too long
I'm aiming for you all

one day I'll try
to give the world a view
to alienate the prime
performing is fictitious and confined
I believe I'll get through to you don't leave yourself entombed
there's a way to change a mind
I'm waiting for you to realize that

we live within the plastic plan
forming to ban the plastic plan
we live within the plastic plan
forming to ban the plastic plan


INHUMAN CREATION STATION

driving in at work behind
speed up the assembly line
don't force units together
follow the instruction sign
this isn't happening a fourth time..

work the parts responsibly
place them biologically
release the incomplete
bury the unfaithful fleet
this isn't happening a fifth time..
this blood is flowing through a warped mind..


see what's inside all the things you will find
can you see yourself doing that?
when you're out on the move seeking something to prove
can you see yourself doing that?

you were in their design,
just thrown into a mind
and the world becomes a path
how the subtle divide
manufacturer's bride
in the wake of aftermath

compatible reality
forming separate entities
dead heads and holy water
we instill the wants and needs
work with the team to make the deadline..
modern man cannot survive
drowning in formaldehyde
inhuman creation station
that's where we control your lives
and it's been happening since the dawn of time..
this blood's still flowing through a warped mind..

see what's inside all the things you will find
can you see yourself doing that?
when you're out on the move seeking something to prove
can you see yourself doing that?

you were in their design,
just thrown into a mind
and the world becomes a path
how the subtle divide
manufacturer's bride
in the wake of aftermath


SPORADIC MOVEMENT

vital signs are slow and steady
so attentive still not ready
as I was just about to say
you are the one that's over
I am sporadic movement
you are sporadic movement
hate is turning into hunger
just the guy to pull me under
I am sporadic movement
you are sporadic
I involve you
the energy dissolves you
a transformation

a chemical in the brain is so loud
decision making, turning inside out
what you want nobody else has
a swift injection to contain this spaz

snakes will burrow through my psyche
what it takes to lash a strike and
as I was just about to say
you are the one that's over
I am sporadic movement
you are sporadic movement
hate is turning into hunger
just the guy to pull me under
I am sporadic movement
you are sporadic
I invovle you
the energy dissolves you
a transformation

a chemical in the brain is so loud
decision making, turning inside out
what you want nobody else has
a swift injection to contain this spaz

I am sporadic movement
you are sporadic
a transformation


CLOSE YET FAR

who said that I wasn't right?
I've lived for years without a life
don't have a soul on my side
still ridiculed despite how hard that I have tried
don't take me under your wing
I don't need a hand, don't need anything
I've got a roof over my head
as if I'd rather be alone with me instead

close yet far
drop me a line and tell me how the hell you are
and I'll tip my hat to those who can't believe it's me
and I never never never ever wanted this to be

I can hear the sounds of the city
sunrise and set are the same to me
a hesitating pulse is good company
and my reflection offers no apology
but who said that I wasn't right?
and I've lived for years without a life
don't have a soul on my side
still ridiculed despite how hard that I have tried

close yet far
drop me a line and tell me how the hell you are
and I'll tip my hat to those who can't believe it's me
and I never never never ever wanted this to be

close yet far
drop me a line and tell me how the hell you are
and I'll think of the days when there was something to believe
and I never never never ever wanted this to be





"Sticks and Stones" by New Found Glory


UNDERSTATEMENT

I'm Sick of Smiling
And so is my jaw
Can't you see my front is crumbling down?
I'm sick of being someone im not
Please get me out of this slump
I'm sick of clapping
When I know I can do it better for myself
I'm sick of waiting
Sick of all these words that will never matter

I wire all these nerves together
Hoping for a chance to think on time
And I'm tracing over your letter
To see if your intentions are as good as mine

But you're getting worse
I swear it
It's hard to prove you're an understatement
You're getting worse and I know
That you'll be calling me again

I'm done with everything
That had to do with you
Don't worry you pictures are already burned
I'm done with new friends
Don't sell yourself short
You'll lose it in the end

I wire all these nerves together
Hoping for a chance to think on time
And I'm tracing over your letter
To see if your intentions are as good as mine

But you're getting worse
I swear it
It's hard to prove you're an understatement
You're getting worse and I know
That you'll be calling me again

I can't help how I feel
No I can't help how I feel

But you're getting worse
I swear it
It's hard to prove you're an understatement
You're getting worse and I know
That you'll be calling me again



MY FRIENDS OVER YOU

I’m drunk off your kiss
For another night in a row
This is becoming too routine for me
But I did not mean to lead you on
And it’s all right to pretend
That we still talk
It’s just for show, isn’t it
It’s my fault that it fell apart

Just maybe
You need this
And I didn’t mean to
Lead you on

You were everything I wanted
But I just can't finish what I've started
There’s no room left here on my back
It was damaged long ago
Though you swear that you are true
I still pick my friends over you
(My friends over you)

Please tell me everything,
That you think that I should know
About all the plans we made
When I was never to be found
And it’s all right to forget
That we still talk
Its just for fun, isn’t it
It’s my fault that it fell apart

Cuz maybe you need this
And I didn’t mean to
Lead you on

You were everything I wanted
But I just can't finish what I've started
There’s no room left here on my back
It was damaged long ago
Though you swear that you are true
I still pick my friends over you
(My friends over you)

Just maybe you need this
You need this…
And I didn’t mean to
Lead you on

You were everything I wanted
But I just can't finish what I've started
There’s no room left here on my back
It was damaged long ago
Though you swear that you are true
I still pick my friends over you



SONNY

I'm sorry
I heard about the bad news today
A crowd of people around you
Telling you it's okay
And everything happens for a reason

When you lose a part of your self
To somebody you know
It takes a lot to let go
Every breath that you remember
Pictures fade away but memory is forever

An empty chair at all the tables
And I'll be seeing you when all my days boil down
But it's better where you're going anyway

I'm sorry
I heard about the bad news today
It's really hard to get through
Tough times and long days
But it really just depends on the season

For now we'll say goodbye
We know it's not the last time
I've lost the best part of my day
But it's better where you're going anyway

This is the last thing
I will remember
It's better where you're going anyway



SOMETHING I CALL PERSONALITY

Before you jump down my throat
I'd like to present you with
Something I call personality
Word travels fast when you're on the road
I'd like to think what I have is real

Sort this out on your own time
You ought to sort this out on your own time

Before you jump to conclusions
About all the friends I have
Just remember they were born that way
Word travels fast when her name's involved
i'd like to think what I have is real

sort this out on your own time
go on and sort this out on your own time

no matter how happy you are
you'll always want more
no matter how stupid I get
you'll always want more

sort this out on your own time
go on and sort this out on your own time
sort this out on your own time
go on and sort this out on your own time



HEAD ON COLLISION

I've been waiting for a good day
I've been holding back long enough
I've been hurting to tell you some things
it's not the falling of the temperature
that's making all our bones run cool
it's the breeze you make
the presence felt when you're around me

and it feels like I'm at an all-time low
slightly bruised and broken
from our head on collision
I've never seen this side of you
another tragic case of feeling
bruised and broken
from our head on collision
I've never seen this side of you
another tragic case

and I'm still waiting for a good day
I think I've held this long enough
I think it's safe to tell you some things
it's not just what you say to people
and it's not the way you look at me
it's the way you present yourself
for all your worst critics to see

and it feels like I'm at an all-time low
slightly bruised and broken
from our head on collision
I've never seen this side of you
another tragic case of feeling
bruised and broken
from our head on collision
I've never seen this side of you
another tragic case

then you were gone
you were gone
all this time you just didn't know it yet
you were gone
all this time you just didn't know it yet
you were gone

and it feels like I'm at an all-time low
slightly bruised and broken
from our head on collision
I've never seen this side of you
another tragic case of feeling
bruised and broken
from our head on collision
I've never seen this side of you
another tragic case
another tragic case of feeling
bruised and broken
another tragic case and I've been
still waiting for a good day
still waiting for a good day



IT'S BEEN A SUMMER

I'm cracked from my head down to my spine
Ready to Self-Destruct at any time
And I'm trying to convince myself
That the way I feel is all I have
It could take a lifetime
To realize that you're alright

But she said
"I'd know when you would come back"
It's been a summer

It's burning up in here
Even thought the bed is cold on your side
I'd rather die
then spend this night here without you

I would try to fix these flaws of mine
If I could just see you for one more time
And I'm trying to convince myself
That the way I feel is all I have
I don't believe in sure things
There's pain in what the truth brings

I'd be the first one to know
If its smart for me to just let it go
I'll be the laughing stock of all time
Person most likely to find
Deciding if it's fate that made you avoid me to this day

"I'd know when you would come back"
It's been a summer

It's burning up in here
Even thought the bed is cold on your side
I'd rather die
then spend this night here without you

Now It's burning up in here
Even thought the bed is cold on your side
I'd rather die
then spend this night here without you
Without You



FORGET MY NAME

tell all my friends I'm dead
I'm leaving you, this time its for good
tell all my friends that I'm dead
it won't be long before you forget my name

can you tell
that I'm losing myself
I think I'm trying too hard to
let it show
to let you know
so trace your footsteps back to me

cause I've been gone for a long time
waiting on the sidelines
hoping for a chance to play
well I thought I would never leave anything behind
I also never thought I'd say

tell all my friends I'm dead
I'm leaving you, this time its for good
tell all my friends that I'm dead
it won't be long before you forget my name

can you tell
that I don't know myself
I need someone to remind me
to let it go
please let me know
so trace your footsteps back to me

cause I've been gone for a long time
waiting on the sidelines
hoping for a chance to play
well I thought I would never leave anything behind
I also never thought I'd say

tell all my friends I'm dead
I'm leaving you, this time its for good
tell all my friends that I'm dead
it won't be long before you forget my name

and if I had the chance
to do it all again
I wouldn't expect anything less
and if I had the chance
to do it all again
I wouldn't expect
I wouldn't expect anything less

tell all my friends I'm dead
I'm leaving you, this time its for good
tell all my friends that I'm dead
it won't be long before you forget my name
forget my name



NEVER GIVE UP

living with me
I don't think it would be so bad
this is the first time this year
that I'm not going to make you mad
I'm tired of my conscious
always telling me to stop slipping in
but I can't waste a second
on trains that will never begin

everyone has a head upon their shoulders
we're losing our pride as we all get older
everyone has to become their saviors
you might not get it right
or you might realize that its too late

don't back down
I'm over the past
can't you see
don't back down
I don't really care about before
before you met me

is it cool if I see you tonight
there's a thousand questions
I want to ask you
if you think that its alright

everyone has a head upon their shoulders
we're losing our pride as we all get older
everyone has to become their saviors
you might not get it right
or you might realize that its too late

don't back down
I'm over the past
can't you see
don't back down
I don't really care about before
before you met me

so don't take anything for granted
sit outside in the rain
an excuse you know I planned it
every ending
its all the same

don't back down
I'm over the past
can't you see
don't back down
I don't really care about before
before you met me



THE GREAT HOUDINI

All dressed up
And nowhere to go
I think I'm taking this trip alone
Thirty seconds till I pass
The questions you will never ask
Your regrets will haunt you
You know I never had to

But I'm saving myself from you
And did you notice anything?
The change is me
Now it's safe to say
You will change your ways

I went to your house
But you weren't home
I'm sure you conveniently shut off your phone
I don't think that I'll ever be
The person that you want of me
When all that I can think about
It's you I have to figure out

But I'm saving myself from you
And did you notice anything
The change is me
Now it's safe to say
You will never change your ways
You would give up anything
To prove your point
There's nothing left to say
You will never change your ways

I'm saving myself from you
Yeah I'm saving myself from you

All dressed up
And nowhere to go
I think I'm taking this trip alone
Did you notice anything?
That changes me?
Now it's safe to say
You will never change your ways
You would give up anything
To prove your point
There's nothing left to say
You will never change your ways



SINGLED OUT

I figured all the years we shared were proof enough
to extend my hand and help you
I know that getting started can be rough
Enthused smile, you seemed grateful
I felt real good about myself
That's until the day you showed me
You dont need anybody else...

Why'd you have to go?
And make me say these things about you
Why'd you have to turn around?
After all that we've been through

I figured all the memories were proof enough
To maybe open your eyes
From the people you think hold your trust
Do you ever smile and find it shameful
'Cause you don't know who you are?
I am glad you never told me...
You dont need anybody else

What will you do
when there's no one to fall back on?
I won't be there
I've learned my lesson
What will you do when there are no friends to fall back on?
Because they've all been stepped on

Why'd you have to go?
And make me say these things about you
Why'd you have to turn around?
After all that we've been through

Why'd you have to go?
Why'd you have to turn around?
After all that we've been through

What will you do when there's no one to fall back on?



BELATED

I've never felt so bad in my entire life
But this time i did it to myself
What do u expect from me?
I did it
So what do u expect from me

Let go of my hand
Is it time to go?
I'm not ready to turn my back on you yet
I'm not going to let you down
Let you down

September came so quickly
I wasn't prepared
I didn't mean to miss your birthday
What do u expect from me?
I did it
So what do you expect from me?

Why don't you let go of my hand?
Is it time to go?
I'm not ready to turn my back on you yet
I'm not goin to let you down

Bridges will fall from under us
But we are strong
We'll (we'll) get through this
The earth will open up (will open up)
And try to pull us in
But we'll get through this
Get through this



THE STORY SO FAR

I can't remember the time or place,
or what you were wearing,
it's unclear about how we met,
all I know it was the best conversation that I've ever had,
to this day I never found someone,
with eyes as wide as yours,
I've been searching up and down this coast,
overlooking what I need the most

did you notice I was afraid?
I thought I'd run out of things to say,
two more hours until today burns this away,
and it starts all over again,
the sky will never look the same again,
till you show me how it could be,
the sky will never look the same again,
till you show me how it could be

and everything else is irrelevant,
to the story so far,
a coincidence that you look like her from a far,
is it true that you like to sleep alone?
Or is it fun to just tell everyone?

Did you notice that I was afraid?
I thought I'd run out of things to say
two more hours until today burns this away,
and it starts all over again
the sky will never look the same again,
till you show me how it could be
the sky will never look the same again
till you show me how it could be

and when the world turns over
ill keep my ears to the wall
and when the world turns over
ill keep my feet straight on the ground

did u notice I was afraid?
I thought I'd run out of things to say,
two more hours until today burns this away,
and it starts all over again,
the sky will never look the same again
till you show me how it could be
the sky will never look the same again
till you show me how it could be





"Jackass The Movie" Soundtrack

CORONA (Jackass Theme)
-The Minutemen
 
The people will survive
In their environment
The dirt, scarcity, and the emptiness
Of our South
The injustice of our greed
The practice we inherit
The dirt, scarcity and the emptiness
Of our South
There on the beach
I could see it in her eyes
I only had a Corona
Five cent deposit
 
 
 
WE WANT FUN
-Andrew W. K.
 
Well if we had our own willing way to go
You'd be doing things, and hoping theres antidote!
When we saw that we'd give you it all!
we're thinkin' you're a lady, yankin' our chains an' all!
 
We can get a try!
We can get a try!
with a 1, 2, 3
You'd be startin' to drown!
We can clear the floor
We'd give you a bangin'
ladies and gentelmen do it together!
 
We want you to give us something more...
You have to lay down on us!
We want us to get up off the floor...
Don't ever lay down on it!
We don't want to ever live or die!
We gotta get out we can make it today
you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make it today!
 
We want fun and you better believe it!
We want fun 'cos we desperately need it!
We want fun, but you dont understand...
... you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make me a man!
 
We want fun and you better believe it!
We want fun either take it, or leave it!
We want fun, and we're gonna get pasted!
We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted!
 
When we had the time of our life
We'd hook up with the gang
and take you through!
Then youd be in the back of our van
Mum and dad started gettin' real bad!
 
We want you to give us something more...
You have to lay down on us!
We want us to get up off the floor...
Don't ever lay down on it!
We don't want to ever live or die!
We gotta get out we can make it today
you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make it today!
 
We want fun and you better believe it!
We want fun 'cos we desperately need it!
We want fun, but you dont understand...
... you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make me a man!
 
We want fun 'cos we medically need it!
We want fun eiter take it, or leave it!
We want fun, and we're gonna get pasted!
We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted!
 
We want pie, want pie, want fun YEAH!
What do we want? What do we want?
We want fun, want pie, want fun YEAH!
What do we want? What do we want?
We want fun, want pie, want pie YEAH!
What do we want? We know what we want!
We want pie, want pie, want pie!
We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted!
 
 
 
FLESH INTO GEAR
-CKY
 
I can't expect you to see
me when i'm not around
and my voice is destroyed
by confinement of sound
i'm a human machine
laced with hidden disease
if the future looks bleak
then you're connected to me
 
flesh into gear
myself appears dissected and pretentious
a simple sound a heavy sigh
you'll win the whole world over
you'll live in fear of being someone that you didn't want to
i realize your insecurities will get the best of you
 
a traitor's embrace
how foolish how wrong
contained in one place
anxiety spawns
unopened reowned
what's needed upscaled
digested inhaled
unwilling unwound
 
flesh into gear
myself appears dissected and pretentious
a simple sound a heavy sigh
you'll win the whole world over
you'll live in fear of being someone that you didn't want to
i realize your insecurities will get the best of you
 
 
 
SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET THEIR HEAD KICKED IN TONIGHT
-The Rezillos
 
Well now the cats are rocking
and everyones feeling alright (alright)
Said on a Wednsday evening
there's sure gonna be a fight (Yeah, fight)
 
I say Somebody's Gonna get their head kicked in tonight.
 
Well now the band is moving
and everyone's shouting for more (more)
I say there's gonna be a pool of blood
on the ball room floor (On the floor)
 
I say somebody's gonna get their head kicked in tonight.
 
We're gonna rip up the chairs
(Tear down the walls)
Smash up the place
(And really have a ball)
All of us boys boys are gonna need a good rest
(And the whole dance floor'll be a doggone mess)
 
Well now the cats are rocking
and everyones feeling alright (alright)
Said on a Wednsday evening
there's sure gonna be a fight (Yeah, fight)
 
I say Somebody's Gonna get their head kicked in tonight.
 
We're gonna rip up the chairs
(Tear down the walls)
Smash up the place
(And really have a ball)
All of us boys boys are gonna need a good rest
(And the whole dance floor'll be a doggone mess)
 
Well now the cats are rocking
and everyones feeling alright (alright)
Said on a Wednsday evening
there's sure gonna be a fight (Yeah, fight)
 
I say Somebody's Gonna get their head
Somebody's Gonna get their head
Somebody's Gonna get their head kicked in tonight.
 
 
 
CALIFORNIA SUN
-The Ramones
 
Well I'm going out west where I belong
Where the days are short and the nights are long
 
Where I'll walk and they walk, I'll fish and They fish
I'll sin and They sin, and I'll fly and They fly
Where they're out there having fun in the warm California sun
 
Well, I'm going out west out on the coast
Where the California girls are really the most
 
Where I'll walk and They walk, I'll fish and They fish
I'll sin and They sin, and I'll fly and They fly
Where they're out there having fun in the warm California sun
 
Well, the girls are frisky in old 'Frisco
A pretty little chick wherever you go
 
Where I'll walk and They walk, I'll fish and They fish
I'll sin and They sin, and I'll fly and They fly
Where they're out there having fun
in the warm California sun
 
Where they're out there having fun
in the warm California sun
 
 
 
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT (HERE'S MY FIST, WHERE'S THE FIGHT?)
-Sahara Hotnights
 
Now I feel like breaking laws
Go on start a civil war
Here's my fist, where's the fight?
Your world is collapsing tonight
 
I wanna make some noise, alright, alright
I wanna drop some bombs, alright, alright
I wanna make some noise, alright, alright
You tell me what can go wrong, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright now
 
Now I feel like dropping bombs
Black out your house if you're at home
Hurt but healed still coming on
In the mess where I'm from
 
I wanna make some noise, alright, alright
I wanna drop some bombs, alright, alright
I wanna make some noise, alright, alright
You tell me what can go wrong, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright now
 
You know I'm on the other side
So tell me now am I right on time
I can't get enough
I can't get enough
I can't get enough of it
 
I wanna make some noise, alright, alright
I wanna drop some bombs, alright, alright
I wanna make some noise, alright, alright
You tell me what can go wrong, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright now
 
I wanna make some noise, alright, alright
I wanna drop some bombs, alright, alright
I wanna make some noise, alright, alright
You tell me what can go wrong, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright now
 
 
 
LET"S GET ****** UP (The Jordon-Friendly Version)
-Smut Peddlers
 
Let’s get ****** up
Let’s get ****** up
Let’s get ****** up
 
Softball playing ******** are voting for Al Gore
The Virgin Mary’s been replaced by Zsa Zsa Gabor
Rod’s Charburger ******** collect knick-knacks for the thrift store
*******, plastic six-pack ring things and ******** wash up on the shore
 
Let’s get ****** up
Let’s get ****** up
Let’s get ****** up
 
Everyone we know is down with Hepatitis C
Some of them have thyroid problems and some have HIV
Interferon injection is the future for you and me
San Onofre and the microwave spew radioactivity
 
Let’s get ****** up
Let’s get ****** up
Let’s get ****** up
 
I’ve stayed clean for more than a decade. I haven’t even had a beer
I’ll be knocking back a Martinelli’s when I’m ringing in the new year
The reason that I live this way is getting a bit less clear
You’ve been living like an angel even the Jesus freaks think you’re *****
 
Let’s get ****** up
 
 

HYBRID MOMENTS
-The Misfits

If you're gonna scream, scream with me
moments like this never last
When new creatures rape your face
Hybrids open up the doors

Ooh, baby, when you cry
Your face is momentary
You hide your looks behind these scars

In hybrid moments
Give me a moment
Give Me a moment
Give Me a moment

Ooh, baby, when you cry
Your face is momentary
You hide your looks behind these scars

In hybrid moments
In hybrid moments
In hybrid moments
In hybrid moments

Give me a moment
Give me a moment



CHA CHA TWIST
-The Detroit Cobras

Come on Baby
Lets do the twist
Come on Baby
Lets do the twist
You look Fine
When You go like This

Tell me Baby
Have you seen my 'sis?
Tell me Baby
Have you seen my 'sis?

Woah now, Wooly, Wooly Bully
Slap Aunt Manson too
When you do the twist, ooh, you'll be like this
You can Cha Cha with your baby too

Papa's sleepin
and your moma's not around
Papa's sleepin
and your moma's not around
Come on baby
We gonna Tear the house down

Woah now, Wooly, Wooly Bully
Slap Aunt Manson too
When you do the twist, ooh, you'll be like this
You can Cha Cha with your baby too

Papa's sleepin
and your moma's not around
Papa's sleepin
and your moma's not around
Well, Come on baby
We gonna Tear the house down

Yeah, Cha Cha Cha
Woah Baby, Cha Cha Cha
Woah Darling, Cha Cha Cha



ANGEL OF DEATH
-Slayer

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The why that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your life's worth
Human mice, for the Angel of Death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Angel of Death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood

Destroying, without mercy
To benefit the Aryan race

Surgery, with no anesthesia
Fell the knife pierce you intensely
Inferior, no use to mankind
Strapped down screaming out to die
Angel of Death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of Death

Pumped with fluid, inside your brain
Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
Burning flesh, drips away
Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil
Frigid cold, cracks your limbs
How long can you last
In this frozen water burial?
Sewn together, joining heads
Just a matter of time
'Til you rip yourselves apart
Millions laid out in their
Crowded tombs
Sickening ways to achieve
The holocaust

Seas of blood, bury life
Smell your death as it burns
Deep inside of you
Abacinate, eyes that bleed
Praying for the end of
Your wide awake nightmare
Wings of pain, reach out for you
His face of death staring down,
Your blood running cold
Injecting cells, dying eyes
Feeding on the screams of
The mutants he's creating
Pathetic harmless victims
Left to die
Rancid Angel of Death
Flying free

Angel of Death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of Death
Angel of Death



Baby Got Back
-Sir Mix-a-Lot

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!



If You're Gonna Be Dumb
-Roger Allen Wade

If You're Gonna be dumb,
You Gotta be tough
when you get knocked down
you gotta get back up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer
but I know enough to know
If your gonna be dumb,
you gotta be tough

I've lit my brain
with rot-gut whiskey
Till my pain
was chicken fried
And I had dudes with badges
frisk me
and teach me how
to swallow pride
I took advice
no fool would take
I got some habits
I can't shake
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer
but I know enough to know
If your gonna be dumb,
you gotta be tough


If You're Gonna be dumb,
You Gotta be tough
when you get knocked down
you gotta get back up
Thats the way it is
in life and love
If You're Gonna be dumb,
You Gotta be tough

I been up and
down and out
I been left
and right wrong
Well I walk the walk
and I run my mouth
Been on that short end
for too long
But if they gave medals
for Honkey-Tonk wars
I'd keep mine
in my chester drawers
With my IRS bills and
divorce papers and all that stuff,
If your gonna be dumb,
You gotta be tough

If You're Gonna be dumb,
You Gotta be tough
when you get knocked down
you gotta get back up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer
but I know enough to know
If your gonna be dumb,
you gotta be tough
If You're Gonna be dumb,
You Gotta be tough



PARTY BOY THEME (Hidden Track)

Wait a minute.
I know what my fortune is...
(Techno Instrumental)

















So, Farewell and So Long.
     For the Last Time,
             -cky2k

First of all, my name is cky2k.

How am I antagonizing anyone?

What do you mean by that, cky?

Helen, I don't care what you think. Shut up.

Ok, Jordon. But just incase you're stupid, I didn't ask.

Yeah, even JORDON says you're taking it too far now. I mean, if you really really want us to see your songs, just post a link to their lyrics or whatever. I mean, come on.

Sean, you're posting entire albums, me and Kristen are posting songs. Your just seriously being the antagonist here, not us, so stop ****ing with us.

Yes, I am in a bad mood. Thanks for asking.

Why are people posting songs? I don't know. But people are.
 Now, here's the best soundtrack to a movie.
 
 
CORONA (Jackass Theme)
-The Minutemen
 
The people will survive
In their environment
The dirt, scarcity, and the emptiness
Of our South
The injustice of our greed
The practice we inherit
The dirt, scarcity and the emptiness
Of our South
There on the beach
I could see it in her eyes
I only had a Corona
Five cent deposit
 
 
 
WE WANT FUN
-Andrew W. K.
 
Well if we had our own willing way to go
You'd be doing things, and hoping theres antidote!
When we saw that we'd give you it all!
we're thinkin' you're a lady, yankin' our chains an' all!
 
We can get a try!
We can get a try!
with a 1, 2, 3
You'd be startin' to drown!
We can clear the floor
We'd give you a bangin'
ladies and gentelmen do it together!
 
We want you to give us something more...
You have to lay down on us!
We want us to get up off the floor...
Don't ever lay down on it!
We don't want to ever live or die!
We gotta get out we can make it today
you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make it today!
 
We want fun and you better believe it!
We want fun 'cos we desperately need it!
We want fun, but you dont understand...
... you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make me a man!
 
We want fun and you better believe it!
We want fun either take it, or leave it!
We want fun, and we're gonna get pasted!
We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted!
 
When we had the time of our life
We'd hook up with the gang
and take you through!
Then youd be in the back of our van
Mum and dad started gettin' real bad!
 
We want you to give us something more...
You have to lay down on us!
We want us to get up off the floor...
Don't ever lay down on it!
We don't want to ever live or die!
We gotta get out we can make it today
you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make it today!
 
We want fun and you better believe it!
We want fun 'cos we desperately need it!
We want fun, but you dont understand...
... you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make me a man!
 
We want fun 'cos we medically need it!
We want fun eiter take it, or leave it!
We want fun, and we're gonna get pasted!
We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted!
 
We want pie, want pie, want fun YEAH!
What do we want? What do we want?
We want fun, want pie, want fun YEAH!
What do we want? What do we want?
We want fun, want pie, want pie YEAH!
What do we want? We know what we want!
We want pie, want pie, want pie!
We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted!
 
 
 
FLESH INTO GEAR
-CKY
 
I can't expect you to see
me when i'm not around
and my voice is destroyed
by confinement of sound
i'm a human machine
laced with hidden disease
if the future looks bleak
then you're connected to me
 
flesh into gear
myself appears dissected and pretentious
a simple sound a heavy sigh
you'll win the whole world over
you'll live in fear of being someone that you didn't want to
i realize your insecurities will get the best of you
 
a traitor's embrace
how foolish how wrong
contained in one place
anxiety spawns
unopened reowned
what's needed upscaled
digested inhaled
unwilling unwound
 
flesh into gear
myself appears dissected and pretentious
a simple sound a heavy sigh
you'll win the whole world over
you'll live in fear of being someone that you didn't want to
i realize your insecurities will get the best of you
 
 
 
SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET THEIR HEAD KICKED IN TONIGHT
-The Rezillos
 
Well now the cats are rocking
and everyones feeling alright (alright)
Said on a Wednsday evening
there's sure gonna be a fight (Yeah, fight)
 
I say Somebody's Gonna get their head kicked in tonight.
 
Well now the band is moving
and everyone's shouting for more (more)
I say there's gonna be a pool of blood
on the ball room floor (On the floor)
 
I say somebody's gonna get their head kicked in tonight.
 
We're gonna rip up the chairs
(Tear down the walls)
Smash up the place
(And really have a ball)
All of us boys boys are gonna need a good rest
(And the whole dance floor'll be a doggone mess)
 
Well now the cats are rocking
and everyones feeling alright (alright)
Said on a Wednsday evening
there's sure gonna be a fight (Yeah, fight)
 
I say Somebody's Gonna get their head kicked in tonight.
 
We're gonna rip up the chairs
(Tear down the walls)
Smash up the place
(And really have a ball)
All of us boys boys are gonna need a good rest
(And the whole dance floor'll be a doggone mess)
 
Well now the cats are rocking
and everyones feeling alright (alright)
Said on a Wednsday evening
there's sure gonna be a fight (Yeah, fight)
 
I say Somebody's Gonna get their head
Somebody's Gonna get their head
Somebody's Gonna get their head kicked in tonight.
 
 
 
CALIFORNIA SUN
-The Ramones
 
Well I'm going out west where I belong
Where the days are short and the nights are long
 
Where I'll walk and they walk, I'll fish and They fish
I'll sin and They sin, and I'll fly and They fly
Where they're out there having fun in the warm California sun
 
Well, I'm going out west out on the coast
Where the California girls are really the most
 
Where I'll walk and They walk, I'll fish and They fish
I'll sin and They sin, and I'll fly and They fly
Where they're out there having fun in the warm California sun
 
Well, the girls are frisky in old 'Frisco
A pretty little chick wherever you go
 
Where I'll walk and They walk, I'll fish and They fish
I'll sin and They sin, and I'll fly and They fly
Where they're out there having fun
in the warm California sun
 
Where they're out there having fun
in the warm California sun
 
 
 
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT (HERE'S MY FIST, WHERE'S THE FIGHT?)
-Sahara Hotnights
 
Now I feel like breaking laws
Go on start a civil war
Here's my fist, where's the fight?
Your world is collapsing tonight
 
I wanna make some noise, alright, alright
I wanna drop some bombs, alright, alright
I wanna make some noise, alright, alright
You tell me what can go wrong, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright now
 
Now I feel like dropping bombs
Black out your house if you're at home
Hurt but healed still coming on
In the mess where I'm from
 
I wanna make some noise, alright, alright
I wanna drop some bombs, alright, alright
I wanna make some noise, alright, alright
You tell me what can go wrong, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright now
 
You know I'm on the other side
So tell me now am I right on time
I can't get enough
I can't get enough
I can't get enough of it
 
I wanna make some noise, alright, alright
I wanna drop some bombs, alright, alright
I wanna make some noise, alright, alright
You tell me what can go wrong, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright now
 
I wanna make some noise, alright, alright
I wanna drop some bombs, alright, alright
I wanna make some noise, alright, alright
You tell me what can go wrong, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright now
 
 
 
LET"S GET ****** UP (The Jordon-Friendly Version)
-Smut Peddlers
 
Let’s get ****** up
Let’s get ****** up
Let’s get ****** up
 
Softball playing ******** are voting for Al Gore
The Virgin Mary’s been replaced by Zsa Zsa Gabor
Rod’s Charburger ******** collect knick-knacks for the thrift store
*******, plastic six-pack ring things and ******** wash up on the shore
 
Let’s get ****** up
Let’s get ****** up
Let’s get ****** up
 
Everyone we know is down with Hepatitis C
Some of them have thyroid problems and some have HIV
Interferon injection is the future for you and me
San Onofre and the microwave spew radioactivity
 
Let’s get ****** up
Let’s get ****** up
Let’s get ****** up
 
I’ve stayed clean for more than a decade. I haven’t even had a beer
I’ll be knocking back a Martinelli’s when I’m ringing in the new year
The reason that I live this way is getting a bit less clear
You’ve been living like an angel even the Jesus freaks think you’re *****
 
Let’s get ****** up
 
 

HYBRID MOMENTS
-The Misfits

If you're gonna scream, scream with me
moments like this never last
When new creatures rape your face
Hybrids open up the doors

Ooh, baby, when you cry
Your face is momentary
You hide your looks behind these scars

In hybrid moments
Give me a moment
Give Me a moment
Give Me a moment

Ooh, baby, when you cry
Your face is momentary
You hide your looks behind these scars

In hybrid moments
In hybrid moments
In hybrid moments
In hybrid moments

Give me a moment
Give me a moment



CHA CHA TWIST
-The Detroit Cobras

Come on Baby
Lets do the twist
Come on Baby
Lets do the twist
You look Fine
When You go like This

Tell me Baby
Have you seen my 'sis?
Tell me Baby
Have you seen my 'sis?

Woah now, Wooly, Wooly Bully
Slap Aunt Manson too
When you do the twist, ooh, you'll be like this
You can Cha Cha with your baby too

Papa's sleepin
and your moma's not around
Papa's sleepin
and your moma's not around
Come on baby
We gonna Tear the house down

Woah now, Wooly, Wooly Bully
Slap Aunt Manson too
When you do the twist, ooh, you'll be like this
You can Cha Cha with your baby too

Papa's sleepin
and your moma's not around
Papa's sleepin
and your moma's not around
Well, Come on baby
We gonna Tear the house down

Yeah, Cha Cha Cha
Woah Baby, Cha Cha Cha
Woah Darling, Cha Cha Cha



ANGEL OF DEATH
-Slayer

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The why that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your life's worth
Human mice, for the Angel of Death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Angel of Death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood

Destroying, without mercy
To benefit the Aryan race

Surgery, with no anesthesia
Fell the knife pierce you intensely
Inferior, no use to mankind
Strapped down screaming out to die
Angel of Death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of Death

Pumped with fluid, inside your brain
Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
Burning flesh, drips away
Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil
Frigid cold, cracks your limbs
How long can you last
In this frozen water burial?
Sewn together, joining heads
Just a matter of time
'Til you rip yourselves apart
Millions laid out in their
Crowded tombs
Sickening ways to achieve
The holocaust

Seas of blood, bury life
Smell your death as it burns
Deep inside of you
Abacinate, eyes that bleed
Praying for the end of
Your wide awake nightmare
Wings of pain, reach out for you
His face of death staring down,
Your blood running cold
Injecting cells, dying eyes
Feeding on the screams of
The mutants he's creating
Pathetic harmless victims
Left to die
Rancid Angel of Death
Flying free

Angel of Death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher,
Angel of Death
Angel of Death



Baby Got Back
-Sir Mix-a-Lot

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!



If You're Gonna Be Dumb
-Roger Allen Wade

If You're Gonna be dumb,
You Gotta be tough
when you get knocked down
you gotta get back up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer
but I know enough to know
If your gonna be dumb,
you gotta be tough

I've lit my brain
with rot-gut whiskey
Till my pain
was chicken fried
And I had dudes with badges
frisk me
and teach me how
to swallow pride
I took advice
no fool would take
I got some habits
I can't shake
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer
but I know enough to know
If your gonna be dumb,
you gotta be tough


If You're Gonna be dumb,
You Gotta be tough
when you get knocked down
you gotta get back up
Thats the way it is
in life and love
If You're Gonna be dumb,
You Gotta be tough

I been up and
down and out
I been left
and right wrong
Well I walk the walk
and I run my mouth
Been on that short end
for too long
But if they gave medals
for Honkey-Tonk wars
I'd keep mine
in my chester drawers
With my IRS bills and
divorce papers and all that stuff,
If your gonna be dumb,
You gotta be tough

If You're Gonna be dumb,
You Gotta be tough
when you get knocked down
you gotta get back up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer
but I know enough to know
If your gonna be dumb,
you gotta be tough
If You're Gonna be dumb,
You Gotta be tough



PARTY BOY THEME (Hidden Track)

Wait a minute.
I know what my fortune is...
(Techno Instrumental)

Hi Donald!

Um, yeah, but anyway, I have a Christmas wishlist, too. And mine is better than yours...

Yay Radiohead!

Haha...how's Paris?
Jack's just fine and dandy, thanks very much.

Yay! I started a trend!!

-cough- you -cough-

Why is everyone posting songs lately?

RADIOHEAD - STREET SPIRIT (FADE OUT)

Rows of houses all bearing down on me
I can feel their blue hands touching me
All these things into position
All these things we'll one day swallow whole
And fade out again and fade out

This machine will not communicate
These thoughts and the strain I am under
Be a world child, form a circle
Before we all go under
And fade out again and fade out again

Cracked eggs, dead birds
Scream as they fight for life
I can feel death, can see it's beady eyes
All these things into position
All these things we'll one day swallow whole
And fade out again and fade out again

Immerse your soul in love
Immerse your soul in love.

Next Album: "Sticks and Stones" by New Found Glory


UNDERSTATEMENT

I'm Sick of Smiling
And so is my jaw
Can't you see my front is crumbling down?
I'm sick of being someone im not
Please get me out of this slump
I'm sick of clapping
When I know I can do it better for myself
I'm sick of waiting
Sick of all these words that will never matter

I wire all these nerves together
Hoping for a chance to think on time
And I'm tracing over your letter
To see if your intentions are as good as mine

But you're getting worse
I swear it
It's hard to prove you're an understatement
You're getting worse and I know
That you'll be calling me again

I'm done with everything
That had to do with you
Don't worry you pictures are already burned
I'm done with new friends
Don't sell yourself short
You'll lose it in the end

I wire all these nerves together
Hoping for a chance to think on time
And I'm tracing over your letter
To see if your intentions are as good as mine

But you're getting worse
I swear it
It's hard to prove you're an understatement
You're getting worse and I know
That you'll be calling me again

I can't help how I feel
No I can't help how I feel

But you're getting worse
I swear it
It's hard to prove you're an understatement
You're getting worse and I know
That you'll be calling me again



MY FRIENDS OVER YOU

I’m drunk off your kiss
For another night in a row
This is becoming too routine for me
But I did not mean to lead you on
And it’s all right to pretend
That we still talk
It’s just for show, isn’t it
It’s my fault that it fell apart

Just maybe
You need this
And I didn’t mean to
Lead you on

You were everything I wanted
But I just can't finish what I've started
There’s no room left here on my back
It was damaged long ago
Though you swear that you are true
I still pick my friends over you
(My friends over you)

Please tell me everything,
That you think that I should know
About all the plans we made
When I was never to be found
And it’s all right to forget
That we still talk
Its just for fun, isn’t it
It’s my fault that it fell apart

Cuz maybe you need this
And I didn’t mean to
Lead you on

You were everything I wanted
But I just can't finish what I've started
There’s no room left here on my back
It was damaged long ago
Though you swear that you are true
I still pick my friends over you
(My friends over you)

Just maybe you need this
You need this…
And I didn’t mean to
Lead you on

You were everything I wanted
But I just can't finish what I've started
There’s no room left here on my back
It was damaged long ago
Though you swear that you are true
I still pick my friends over you



SONNY

I'm sorry
I heard about the bad news today
A crowd of people around you
Telling you it's okay
And everything happens for a reason

When you lose a part of your self
To somebody you know
It takes a lot to let go
Every breath that you remember
Pictures fade away but memory is forever

An empty chair at all the tables
And I'll be seeing you when all my days boil down
But it's better where you're going anyway

I'm sorry
I heard about the bad news today
It's really hard to get through
Tough times and long days
But it really just depends on the season

For now we'll say goodbye
We know it's not the last time
I've lost the best part of my day
But it's better where you're going anyway

This is the last thing
I will remember
It's better where you're going anyway



SOMETHING I CALL PERSONALITY

Before you jump down my throat
I'd like to present you with
Something I call personality
Word travels fast when you're on the road
I'd like to think what I have is real

Sort this out on your own time
You ought to sort this out on your own time

Before you jump to conclusions
About all the friends I have
Just remember they were born that way
Word travels fast when her name's involved
i'd like to think what I have is real

sort this out on your own time
go on and sort this out on your own time

no matter how happy you are
you'll always want more
no matter how stupid I get
you'll always want more

sort this out on your own time
go on and sort this out on your own time
sort this out on your own time
go on and sort this out on your own time



HEAD ON COLLISION

I've been waiting for a good day
I've been holding back long enough
I've been hurting to tell you some things
it's not the falling of the temperature
that's making all our bones run cool
it's the breeze you make
the presence felt when you're around me

and it feels like I'm at an all-time low
slightly bruised and broken
from our head on collision
I've never seen this side of you
another tragic case of feeling
bruised and broken
from our head on collision
I've never seen this side of you
another tragic case

and I'm still waiting for a good day
I think I've held this long enough
I think it's safe to tell you some things
it's not just what you say to people
and it's not the way you look at me
it's the way you present yourself
for all your worst critics to see

and it feels like I'm at an all-time low
slightly bruised and broken
from our head on collision
I've never seen this side of you
another tragic case of feeling
bruised and broken
from our head on collision
I've never seen this side of you
another tragic case

then you were gone
you were gone
all this time you just didn't know it yet
you were gone
all this time you just didn't know it yet
you were gone

and it feels like I'm at an all-time low
slightly bruised and broken
from our head on collision
I've never seen this side of you
another tragic case of feeling
bruised and broken
from our head on collision
I've never seen this side of you
another tragic case
another tragic case of feeling
bruised and broken
another tragic case and I've been
still waiting for a good day
still waiting for a good day



IT'S BEEN A SUMMER

I'm cracked from my head down to my spine
Ready to Self-Destruct at any time
And I'm trying to convince myself
That the way I feel is all I have
It could take a lifetime
To realize that you're alright

But she said
"I'd know when you would come back"
It's been a summer

It's burning up in here
Even thought the bed is cold on your side
I'd rather die
then spend this night here without you

I would try to fix these flaws of mine
If I could just see you for one more time
And I'm trying to convince myself
That the way I feel is all I have
I don't believe in sure things
There's pain in what the truth brings

I'd be the first one to know
If its smart for me to just let it go
I'll be the laughing stock of all time
Person most likely to find
Deciding if it's fate that made you avoid me to this day

"I'd know when you would come back"
It's been a summer

It's burning up in here
Even thought the bed is cold on your side
I'd rather die
then spend this night here without you

Now It's burning up in here
Even thought the bed is cold on your side
I'd rather die
then spend this night here without you
Without You



FORGET MY NAME

tell all my friends I'm dead
I'm leaving you, this time its for good
tell all my friends that I'm dead
it won't be long before you forget my name

can you tell
that I'm losing myself
I think I'm trying too hard to
let it show
to let you know
so trace your footsteps back to me

cause I've been gone for a long time
waiting on the sidelines
hoping for a chance to play
well I thought I would never leave anything behind
I also never thought I'd say

tell all my friends I'm dead
I'm leaving you, this time its for good
tell all my friends that I'm dead
it won't be long before you forget my name

can you tell
that I don't know myself
I need someone to remind me
to let it go
please let me know
so trace your footsteps back to me

cause I've been gone for a long time
waiting on the sidelines
hoping for a chance to play
well I thought I would never leave anything behind
I also never thought I'd say

tell all my friends I'm dead
I'm leaving you, this time its for good
tell all my friends that I'm dead
it won't be long before you forget my name

and if I had the chance
to do it all again
I wouldn't expect anything less
and if I had the chance
to do it all again
I wouldn't expect
I wouldn't expect anything less

tell all my friends I'm dead
I'm leaving you, this time its for good
tell all my friends that I'm dead
it won't be long before you forget my name
forget my name



NEVER GIVE UP

living with me
I don't think it would be so bad
this is the first time this year
that I'm not going to make you mad
I'm tired of my conscious
always telling me to stop slipping in
but I can't waste a second
on trains that will never begin

everyone has a head upon their shoulders
we're losing our pride as we all get older
everyone has to become their saviors
you might not get it right
or you might realize that its too late

don't back down
I'm over the past
can't you see
don't back down
I don't really care about before
before you met me

is it cool if I see you tonight
there's a thousand questions
I want to ask you
if you think that its alright

everyone has a head upon their shoulders
we're losing our pride as we all get older
everyone has to become their saviors
you might not get it right
or you might realize that its too late

don't back down
I'm over the past
can't you see
don't back down
I don't really care about before
before you met me

so don't take anything for granted
sit outside in the rain
an excuse you know I planned it
every ending
its all the same

don't back down
I'm over the past
can't you see
don't back down
I don't really care about before
before you met me



THE GREAT HOUDINI

All dressed up
And nowhere to go
I think I'm taking this trip alone
Thirty seconds till I pass
The questions you will never ask
Your regrets will haunt you
You know I never had to

But I'm saving myself from you
And did you notice anything?
The change is me
Now it's safe to say
You will change your ways

I went to your house
But you weren't home
I'm sure you conveniently shut off your phone
I don't think that I'll ever be
The person that you want of me
When all that I can think about
It's you I have to figure out

But I'm saving myself from you
And did you notice anything
The change is me
Now it's safe to say
You will never change your ways
You would give up anything
To prove your point
There's nothing left to say
You will never change your ways

I'm saving myself from you
Yeah I'm saving myself from you

All dressed up
And nowhere to go
I think I'm taking this trip alone
Did you notice anything?
That changes me?
Now it's safe to say
You will never change your ways
You would give up anything
To prove your point
There's nothing left to say
You will never change your ways



SINGLED OUT

I figured all the years we shared were proof enough
to extend my hand and help you
I know that getting started can be rough
Enthused smile, you seemed grateful
I felt real good about myself
That's until the day you showed me
You dont need anybody else...

Why'd you have to go?
And make me say these things about you
Why'd you have to turn around?
After all that we've been through

I figured all the memories were proof enough
To maybe open your eyes
From the people you think hold your trust
Do you ever smile and find it shameful
'Cause you don't know who you are?
I am glad you never told me...
You dont need anybody else

What will you do
when there's no one to fall back on?
I won't be there
I've learned my lesson
What will you do when there are no friends to fall back on?
Because they've all been stepped on

Why'd you have to go?
And make me say these things about you
Why'd you have to turn around?
After all that we've been through

Why'd you have to go?
Why'd you have to turn around?
After all that we've been through

What will you do when there's no one to fall back on?



BELATED

I've never felt so bad in my entire life
But this time i did it to myself
What do u expect from me?
I did it
So what do u expect from me

Let go of my hand
Is it time to go?
I'm not ready to turn my back on you yet
I'm not going to let you down
Let you down

September came so quickly
I wasn't prepared
I didn't mean to miss your birthday
What do u expect from me?
I did it
So what do you expect from me?

Why don't you let go of my hand?
Is it time to go?
I'm not ready to turn my back on you yet
I'm not goin to let you down

Bridges will fall from under us
But we are strong
We'll (we'll) get through this
The earth will open up (will open up)
And try to pull us in
But we'll get through this
Get through this



THE STORY SO FAR

I can't remember the time or place,
or what you were wearing,
it's unclear about how we met,
all I know it was the best conversation that I've ever had,
to this day I never found someone,
with eyes as wide as yours,
I've been searching up and down this coast,
overlooking what I need the most

did you notice I was afraid?
I thought I'd run out of things to say,
two more hours until today burns this away,
and it starts all over again,
the sky will never look the same again,
till you show me how it could be,
the sky will never look the same again,
till you show me how it could be

and everything else is irrelevant,
to the story so far,
a coincidence that you look like her from a far,
is it true that you like to sleep alone?
Or is it fun to just tell everyone?

Did you notice that I was afraid?
I thought I'd run out of things to say
two more hours until today burns this away,
and it starts all over again
the sky will never look the same again,
till you show me how it could be
the sky will never look the same again
till you show me how it could be

and when the world turns over
ill keep my ears to the wall
and when the world turns over
ill keep my feet straight on the ground

did u notice I was afraid?
I thought I'd run out of things to say,
two more hours until today burns this away,
and it starts all over again,
the sky will never look the same again
till you show me how it could be
the sky will never look the same again
till you show me how it could be

Only a complete retard couldnt realize those dumb referances.

"What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love."

Sorry, that kinda popped into my head after I read the title to today's entry, "Is nothing sacred?"

It was 1503; how could you forget, Miss Swann?

Please, how would you know if we even post any pirate references to you? We've only done it about 882(or 1502. You decide) times before, love.

And since I was just watching Lizzie Mcguire with Steven Tyler on it, here you go...

Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
Through the fields we go
Laughing all the way.
Bells on bob-tail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight.

cho: Jingle bells, jingle bells
     Jingle all the way,
     Oh what fun it is to ride
     In a one-horse open sleigh, O
     Jingle bells, jingle bells
     Jingle all the way,
     Oh what fun it is to ride
     In a one-horse open sleigh.
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side;
The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot,
We ran into a drifted bank
And there we got upsot.

A day or two ago
The story I must tell
I went out on the snow
And on my back I fell;
A gent was riding by
In a one-horse open sleigh
He laughed at me as
I there sprawling laid
But quickly drove away.

Now the ground is white,
Go it while you're young,
Take the girls along
And sing this sleighing song.
Just bet a bob-tailed bay,
Two-forty as his speed,
Hitch him to an open sleigh
and crack! You'll take the lead.

    Dear Pirate-Obsessed Girls Who I've Ceased To Argue With for the Time Being,

     To not irritate me, all I'm asking now is to not put any Pirate references in any posts directed towards me. I'm not saying to not put things in all of them, just not in the ones directed towards me. If this request is not reached, then it will result in more of my Jackass-is-better-than-Pirates remarks, which I really don't want to start again. That's all.

    Thank You for Your Hopeful Cooperation,
                              -cky2k

What am I doing to make people think I'm mad? All I've been doing lately was posting lyrics to some of my favorite songs. Please suggest how to improve my attitude, since it's bad. I guess. If you say so.

I think we gave peace a chance and things are all okie dokie...for now, at least.

Now it's time for me to post some lyrics, too.

Sic Transit Gloria, Glory Fades - Brand New

Keep the noise low, She doesn’t want to blow it.
Shaking head to toe while your left hand does "the show me around"
Quickens your heartbeat, It beats me straight into the ground
You don’t recover from a night like this.
A victim, still lying in bed - completely motionless.
A hand moves in the dark to a zipper.
Hear a boy bracing tightagainst sheets barely whisper,
"This is so messed up."
Upon arrival the guests had all stared,
Dripping wet and clearly depressed, he'd headed straight for the stairs.
No longer cool, but a boy in a stitch.
Unprepared for a life full of lies and failing relationships.
(Up the stairs, the station where the act becomes the art of growing up.)
He keeps his hands low,
He doesn't wanna blow it.
He's wet from head to toe, and his eyes give her the up and the down.
His stomach turns, and he thinks of throwing up
But the body on the bed beckons forward, and he starts growing up.

The fever, the focus,
The reasons that I had to believe you weren't too hard to sell.
The tickle, the taste of...
It used to be the reason I breathe,
but now it's choking me up.
Die young and save yourself.

She hits the lights,
This doesn't seem quite fair.
Despite everything he learned from his friends, he doesn't feel so prepared.
She's breathing quiet and smooth,
He is gasping for air.
"This is the first and last time", he says
She fakes a smile, and presses her hips into his.
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides.
He's holding back from telling her exactly what it really feels like.
He is the lamb, she is the slaughter.
She's moving way too fast, and all he wanted was to hold her.
Nothing that he tells her is really having an effect.
He whispers that he loves her, but she's probably only looking for...
(Up the stairs, the station where the act becomes the art of growing old.)
So much more than he could ever give,
A life full of lies and meaningful relationships.
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides,
He waits for it to end and for the aching in his gut to subside.

The fever, the focus,
The reason that I had to believe you weren't too hard to sell.
Die young and save yourself.
The tickle, the taste of
It used to be the reason that I breathed,
but now it's choking me up.
Die young and save yourself.

Up the stairs, the station where the act becomes, the art of growing old.

The fever, the focus,
The reason that I had to believe you weren't too hard to sell.
Die young and save yourself.
The tickle, the taste of
It used to be the reason that I breathed,
but now it's choking me up.
Die young and save yourself.

-returns comment- Peas in a pod, darling.

Okay so um, how did this whole 'feud' start? And Sean, what are you all mad and evil lately?

If you're going to reply, please do so without delay.

-looks at Kristen- Peas in a pod, darling.

next, i will list the lyrics to all of the songs on the most recent CKY album, "Infiltrate, Destroy, Rebuild":


ESCAPE FROM HELLVIEW

the fire dies on its own
leaving us to ourselves but not exactly alone
I think that something is out there waiting
anticipation has grown
the air as black as can be
can't even see that my hand is in front of me
I'm overhearing a whisper "they won't escape until the blood is set free"

so turn back the silence is deafening
turn back don't let them see you again
they make the rounds at the midnight hour and
on the clock it's just a minute away

so we're hours awake and
our only mistake is we bleed
and the hunger for the living
helps them hunt it
with the greatest of ease

now I'm finding my friends
hanging from trees, made a bed
of a barbed wire fence
I'm on the loose with my neck
in the noose but hey...
I enjoy the intense

turn back the silence is deafening
turn back don't let them see you again
they make the rounds at the midnight hour and
on the clock it's just a minute away

so we're hours awake and
our only mistake is we bleed
and the hunger for the living
helps them hunt it
with the greatest of ease
no experience could ever
match the sight of
when a person is through
if it's the last thing I will do
I'll be the one that will
escape from hellview
...and I will.

turn back the silence is deafening
turn back don't let them see you again
they make the rounds at the midnight hour and
on the clock it's just a minute away

turn back the silence is deafening
turn back don't let them see you again
they make the rounds at the midnight hour and
on the clock it's just a minute away

so we're hours awake and
our only mistake is we bleed
and the hunger for the living
helps them hunt it
with the greatest of ease
no experience could ever
match the sight of when
a person is through
if it's the last thing I will do
I'll be the one that will
escape from hellview
...and I will


FLESH INTO GEAR

I can't expect you to see
me when i'm not around
and my voice is destroyed
by confinement of sound
i'm a human machine
laced with hidden disease
if the future looks bleak
then you're connected to me

flesh into gear
myself appears dissected and pretentious
a simple sound a heavy sigh
you'll win the whole world over
you'll live in fear of being someone
that you didn't want to
i realize your insecurities will get the best of you

a traitor's embrace
how foolish how wrong
contained in one place
anxiety spawns
unopened reowned
what's needed upscaled
digested inhaled
unwilling unwound

flesh into gear
myself appears dissected and pretentious
a simple sound a heavy sigh
you'll win the whole world over
you'll live in fear of being someone
that you didn't want to
i realize your insecurities will get the best of you


SINK INTO THE UNDERGROUND

I can't breathe I can't get this out
Don't know and I can't explain
But I feel that I will be the only one now
Can't seem to penetrate

You can talk about the only way out
I know it's gonna get me again

Why do you have to tell me
The things you tell me
About working instantly
But I suppose that you expose and you open up one
Can't seem to penetrate

Still talking about the only way out
I know it's gonna get me again
I hope the demon doesn't dwell inside you
I know it's gonna get me again

No don't drop me now
I'll sink into the underground
I said no don't drop me now
I'll sink into the underground
Yeah

Still talking about the only way out
I know it's gonna get me again
I hope the demon doesn't dwell inside you
I know it's gonna get me again

No don't drop me now
I'll sink into the underground
Said no don't drop me now
I'll sink into the underground
No don't drop me now
I'll sink into the underground
So no don't drop me now
I'll sink into the underground
Yeah


ATTATCHED AT THE HIP

failed attempts have turned us into one pathetic twisted wreck
all is eerie, you're standing near me
I feel you breathing down my neck

you don't need to be so shallow
turn your head prepare to follow

deep incision operation
the tortured one becoming two
involuntary, solitary
it's nice to have a point of view

dependency
separate we never will be
attached at the hip to me
separate we never will be
when there's no privacy
separate we'll never be seen
attached at the hip to me
(attached at the hip to me, attached at the hip to me)
a part of my anatomy

you don't need to be so shallow
turn your head prepare to follow

have you ever seen another lying in a pool of blood?

separate we never will be
attached at the hip to me
separate we never will be
when there's no privacy
separate we'll never be seen
attached at the hip to me
(attached at the hip to me, attached at the hip to me)
a part of my anatomy


FRENETIC AMNESIC

a blackout they peel him off of the floor
frenetic amnesic
he's delirious, he thinks he's been here before
frenetic amnesic
no recall, not one familiar face
frenetic amnesic
the molded man has been completely erased
frenetic amnesic

everybody's after me
you could be the enemy
you seem too happy to reveal yourself
there's no resentment here

frenetic amnesic
completely in the dark, try to pave a way with no chance and no reason
not knowing who you are... looking for the truth it ain't there
and you can't believe them

everybody's after me
you could be the enemy
you seem too happy to reveal yourself
there's no resentment here
what you see is what you get
two seconds later i forget
you seem too happy to reveal yourself
there's no resentment here

no recall there's no familiar face
frenetic amnesic
the molded man has been completely erased
frenetic amnesic
frenetic amnesic


SHOCK AND TERROR

the psychotic dress the senseless feature
it terrifies every living creature
predictability is wearing thin
groundbreaking practice for the preacher

clowns mortified by my expression
breathing new life into invention
and gagging the maggots with a weary hand
has failed to leave any impression

the shock and terror keeps me sane
the shock and terror keeps me sane
does anybody feel the same?
the shock and terror keeps me sane

up now for seven days and wired
the concept of sleep is way too tired
and I've dialed in a plan to reinstate
your sense of humor has expired

the shock and terror keeps me sane
the shock and terror keeps me sane
does anybody feel the same?
the shock and terror keeps me sane


PLASTIC PLAN

these things don't belong
on my list at all
culture is white mixed with red
but I won't be caught dead

one day I'll try
to give the world a view
to alienate the prime
performing is fictitious and confined
I believe I'll get through to you don't leave yourself entombed
there's a way to change a mind
I'm waiting for you to realize that

we live within the plastic plan
forming to ban the plastic plan

you've stayed way too long
I'm aiming for you all

one day I'll try
to give the world a view
to alienate the prime
performing is fictitious and confined
I believe I'll get through to you don't leave yourself entombed
there's a way to change a mind
I'm waiting for you to realize that

we live within the plastic plan
forming to ban the plastic plan
we live within the plastic plan
forming to ban the plastic plan


INHUMAN CREATION STATION

driving in at work behind
speed up the assembly line
don't force units together
follow the instruction sign
this isn't happening a fourth time..

work the parts responsibly
place them biologically
release the incomplete
bury the unfaithful fleet
this isn't happening a fifth time..
this blood is flowing through a warped mind..


see what's inside all the things you will find
can you see yourself doing that?
when you're out on the move seeking something to prove
can you see yourself doing that?

you were in their design,
just thrown into a mind
and the world becomes a path
how the subtle divide
manufacturer's bride
in the wake of aftermath

compatible reality
forming separate entities
dead heads and holy water
we instill the wants and needs
work with the team to make the deadline..
modern man cannot survive
drowning in formaldehyde
inhuman creation station
that's where we control your lives
and it's been happening since the dawn of time..
this blood's still flowing through a warped mind..

see what's inside all the things you will find
can you see yourself doing that?
when you're out on the move seeking something to prove
can you see yourself doing that?

you were in their design,
just thrown into a mind
and the world becomes a path
how the subtle divide
manufacturer's bride
in the wake of aftermath


SPORADIC MOVEMENT

vital signs are slow and steady
so attentive still not ready
as I was just about to say
you are the one that's over
I am sporadic movement
you are sporadic movement
hate is turning into hunger
just the guy to pull me under
I am sporadic movement
you are sporadic
I involve you
the energy dissolves you
a transformation

a chemical in the brain is so loud
decision making, turning inside out
what you want nobody else has
a swift injection to contain this spaz

snakes will burrow through my psyche
what it takes to lash a strike and
as I was just about to say
you are the one that's over
I am sporadic movement
you are sporadic movement
hate is turning into hunger
just the guy to pull me under
I am sporadic movement
you are sporadic
I invovle you
the energy dissolves you
a transformation

a chemical in the brain is so loud
decision making, turning inside out
what you want nobody else has
a swift injection to contain this spaz

I am sporadic movement
you are sporadic
a transformation


CLOSE YET FAR

who said that I wasn't right?
I've lived for years without a life
don't have a soul on my side
still ridiculed despite how hard that I have tried
don't take me under your wing
I don't need a hand, don't need anything
I've got a roof over my head
as if I'd rather be alone with me instead

close yet far
drop me a line and tell me how the hell you are
and I'll tip my hat to those who can't believe it's me
and I never never never ever wanted this to be

I can hear the sounds of the city
sunrise and set are the same to me
a hesitating pulse is good company
and my reflection offers no apology
but who said that I wasn't right?
and I've lived for years without a life
don't have a soul on my side
still ridiculed despite how hard that I have tried

close yet far
drop me a line and tell me how the hell you are
and I'll tip my hat to those who can't believe it's me
and I never never never ever wanted this to be

close yet far
drop me a line and tell me how the hell you are
and I'll think of the days when there was something to believe
and I never never never ever wanted this to be


This is a great cd. It's worth every penny. And dollar.

now, "96 Quite Bitter Beings" by CKY:

96 QUITE BITTER BEINGS

With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty miles through the sticks
To the cloudy town of Hellview: Population 96

Excessive vacancy, well maybe
In the shadow of an eye
All the strangers pass right through
Where the rules just don't apply

At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause 96 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high

The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the storm
And entanglement in Hellview
Brings you fear in fifty forms
They've deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not one supports the cause
To leave the blood stay in the veins

Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was an answer
Civilized are close but way too far
All we ever wanted was an answer

Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was an answer
Civilized are close but way too far
All we ever wanted...

the best thing about Yellowcard is that they have a guy who plays the electric violin.

now for some more lyrics. One of today's selections:
"October Nights" by Yellowcard

OCTOBER NIGHTS

Warm October nights
You came and cuddled next to me, baby, yeah yeah yeah.
Our noses were so close
I wished it was our souls
Drifting off to sleep.
I could hear the little snores you made
watching eyes shut tight
Like doors to something sweeter where you rest

Tear me off a piece of blanket
keep me warm and we can make it
Here's my heart, I'll let you break it
Touched your skin and I can't take it

Light will creep in soon
And I still haven't slept a wink, baby, yeah yeah yeah
I wish the sun would hide its head
So I could watch you dream some more
wish the sun would hide its head
So I could watch you dream some more
I wanna watch you dream some more
I wanna watch you dream some more

I wanna watch you dream some more
I wanna watch you dream some more girl
I wanna watch you dream some more
I wanna watch you dream some more girl
I wanna watch you dream some more
I wanna watch you dream some more girl
I wanna watch you

 Tear me off a piece of blanket
keep me warm and we can make it
Here's my heart, I'll let you break it
Touched your skin

Warm October nights
Drifting off to sleep.

well, it's kinda hard to just guess one of their songs

I heard a song on the radio by Yellowcard. It wasn't bad...do you know the name? I know I'm not being terribly specific or anything, but if you've listened to Zeta lately and have heard it, it's probably the one I heard, too.

Now, "Surely Missed" by the Smut Peddlers:

SURELY MISSED

Pushing up daisies
Face down in the dirt
Ashes to ashes
Condemned to the earth
They talk about life after death
A better place than this
I won’t know until I go
But you are surely missed

Didn’t get to say goodbye
Not even a “see ya later”
Sometimes I feel you nearby
And know we’ll meet up later
You never know
When it’s your time to go
The rules should be shattered
You gotta live life like it matters

Pushing up daisies
Face down in the dirt
Ashes to ashes
Condemned to the earth
They talk about life after death
A better place than this
I won’t know until I go
But you are surely missed

Didn’t get to say goodbye
Not even a “see ya later”
Sometimes I feel you nearby
And know we’ll meet up later
You never know
When it’s your time to go
The rules should be shattered
You gotta live life like it matters

me wasting space wasnt originally intentional. I just kept screwing up. Now, I will post lyrics to "Do The Flop" by the Smut Peddlers:

DO THE FLOP

Here's a little dance
And goes like this
It's over before it's done
And the end is the pits

Shimmy
Shake
Shimmy shake
Shimmy shake
Shake shake shake shake

The music is so vain
Twist to yer fix
Bounce like a balloon
Black and white mix

Pop
Drop
Do the flop
Do the flop

Don't need a partner
Your heart has the beat
The point is clear
Vision tunnel floor near

Can't catch yer breath
Do it on the floor
Music's still playing
Dance some more

One more dance
Time for the last song
Like a fish outta water
The music is gone

Match in the gas tank, boom boom!

And
now
I
have
a
page
all
to
...
.....
.......
.....
...
myself.
Me and Don Juan.
-steals Casey's mask-

I know you think that I shouldn't still love you
I'll tell you that
But if I didn't say it
Well, I'd still have felt it
Where's the sense in that?

I promise I'm not trying to make your life harder
Or return to where we were

Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

I know I left too much mess
And destruction to come back again
And I caused but nothing but trouble
I understand if you can't talk to me again
And if you live by the rules of "It's over"
Then I'm sure that that makes sense

Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

And when we meet
As I'm sure we will
All that was then
Will be there still
I'll let it pass
And hold my tongue
And you will think
That I've moved on

Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

Oh, by the way, cky2k, if you don't like it in here -pats e-cushion on chair-, then why keep coming back? I mean, why will you take care of it? Because you're Gilbert? No, that can't be it.

I'm so tired of being here
Supressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time can not erase

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you screamed I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me

You used to captivate me by your resonating mind
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts my once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away all the sanity in me

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time can not erase

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me

I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you screamed I'd fight away all of your fears
I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me

I had to post a song...or two.

Lay down
your sweet and weary head
Night is falling
you have come to journey's end
Sleep now
and dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
from across the distant shore

Why do you weep?
What are these tears upon your face?
Soon you will see
all of your fears will pass away,
safe in my arms
you're only sleeping.

What can you see
on the horizon?
Why do the white gulls call?
Across the sea
a pale moon rises -
The ships have come to carry you home

Dawn will turn
to silver glass
A light on the water
All souls pass

Hope fades
into the world of night
through shadows falling
out of memory and time
Don't say
We have come now to the end
White shores are calling
you and I will meet again.

And you'll be here in my arms
Just sleeping

What can can you see
on the horizon?
Why do the white gulls call?
Across the sea
a pale moon rises -
The ships have come to carry you home.

And all will turn
to silver glass
A light on the water
Grey ships pass
Into the west

...until I can think of more absurd things to say...

Oh, well. Now I must die.

Um, now it's my turn to post a million things.

      Last night-the rum drains from his brain suddenly and he truly remembers what happened last night. At least, up to the point where his mind stopped working because of too much rum (how did he come to this, thinking that there was such a thing?). He steals a glance at Will, and finds the boy grinning impishly back at him without a trace of anything in his face that would go back to the night before. Jack cannot truly believe that he dreamed it all, partially because he can see the bags under the young blacksmith’s eyes, and partially because he still has Will’s taste in the corners of his mouth.


-puts on Don Juan mask and runs away into the crushing black oblivion of the night-

Oh and one last thing, did you guys know that some cultures are defined by their relationship with cheese?

-sits alone on a bed,on Halloween, playing with 50 different dancing hamsters-

...thanks to bloody Will.

Sorry Sean, I shouldn't be talking anymore, but I bet you're pretty much a humiliated grape so I'll go get my coat.

-patiently waits Kristen to come in here and continue-

You know who should sing? The French.
-whistles- Terrific singers, the French. Eunuchs, all of em.

How bout a little bit of Anywhere But Here?

When I'm in a crowd
Or on an island by myself
Silent or too loud
Wishing I was somewhere else
And I can't believe
You hit me fast and hard
When you turn to me and say
Never change the way you are

Trying to catch your eye
Things will never look the same
Now I can't deny
You're the moth and I'm the flame
There I go again
I should walk before I run
How can I explain
I can't stop what you've begun

[CHORUS:]
I'm falling through the door
Flying 'cross the floor
When you look at me suddenly it's clear

You're burning up my dreams
Crazy as it seems
I don't wanna be anywhere but here
Anywhere but here

What goes on inside
Is a mystery no doubt
A roller coaster ride
I may never work it out
Here's the brand new me
Skates around and floats on air
I'm a sight to see
Rainbow colors in my hair
You have set me free
The one who gets me there

[CHORUS]

Here is the place where
My head is spinning
Time is beginning
To race away
You come to throw me
Knock me off my feet
You give me wings to fly
The world goes crashing by again

Sean, yes let me tell you, you are just ever so cool now because all the posts that were showing were yours. Im sure you had great fun, really, doing that. -tries so hard not to make Pirate reference- Instead, I think I'll just post the lyrics to Why Not.

You act like you don't know me
When you see me on the street
You're makin' like i turn you off
When I know you think I'm sweet

It don't have to be like that
I guess you're insecure
If you say what's on your mind
I might answer 'Sure'

So I walk a little slower
And I try to catch your eye
Sometimes, it's so hard to see
The good things passing by

There may never be a sign
NO flashing neon light
Telling you to make your move
Or when the time is right

[CHORUS:]
Why not
Take a crazy chance
Why not
Do a crazy dance
If you lose the moment
You might lose a lot
So... why not
Why not

You always, dress in yellow
When you wanna dress in gold
Instead of listening to your heart
You do just what you're told

You keep waiting where you are
For what, you'lle never know
Let's just get into your car
And go, baby, go

[CHORUS]

Oh... oh
I could be the one
for you
Oh... yeah
Maybe yes,
maybe no
Oh... oh
It could be the thing to do
What I'm saying is
You gotta let me know

You'll never get to heaven or even to L.A.
If you don't believe theres a way
Why not
Take a star from the sky
Why not
Spread your wings and fly
It might take a little
And it might take a lot
But... why not
Why not

[CHORUS]

The Super____ stuff is cool, but I can't think of any good ones to fit that. I've been thinking about band names starting with "E." Here are a few that have just popped into my head (I've searched to make sure that none are taken)...

The Exactables
The Equalizers (or Equalisers for our British friends)
The Enquirers (or, as an alternate spelling, The Inquirers)

Now that I think of it, I kind of like The Inquirers.

Those band suggestions from your cousin gave me inspiration. I'm not too big on 'Superfiend,' but I kinda like the whole 'Super____' style, like the bands 'Superchick,' 'Supergarbage,' and 'Superchunk.' I'll have to get thinking. Only 28 days left!

I just wanted to waste space so all of the messages that are visible would be mine.

That's it for now.

I lied. It should be 'release.'

O.K. Another correction: 3 posts ago, I said that there should be a question mark after realize. It should be 'released.'

I also know I just put the word "to" twice in a row, so don't bother pointing that out.

Also, I don't need someone to tell me to "breath." I already know to to do that.

And yes, before one of you obsessive girls with no taste tries to act smart and correct me, I already realize that there should be a question mark after "realize" in my last post.

1. What makes you think I care how much Pirates makes on it's dvd release. I moved on and dropped the subject.

2. I don't care if anyone answers my question. It's not a life-or-death matter. It was just out of curiosity.

Actually, I would, but I bet you wouldn't accept POTC Soundtrack, OUATIM Soundtrack, LOTR Soundtrack, B&J Soundtrack, or DJDM Soundtrack as answers...

Nobody's going to answer your question, cky2k.

If you freak Casey out, you know it's all over...

We'll have to see how much money Pirates of the Caribbean makes in its DVD and video release, hm?

I do think Jackass is better, and I do think you both should drop the whole thing. Also, breath is a noun and breathe is a verb.

My third cousin came up with these band name ideas:
Foolcircle
Superfiend

I think they're cool. What do you think?

Id just like everyone to know, since people seem to think this, I am not kjhjjkwhatever person. And Sean, you need to calm down, breath and relax cause you are seriously freaking me out.

Lets just drop the whole thing, shall we?

Come on Jordon. Back me up. Jackass is better.

NO ONE calls me hun, and shoo shoo isnt a word. Or two words for that matter.

excuse me, jkhkhkjkjhkjkjh, but did we say anything about our band being better? No, we just need a name. We never said we didnt suck. We know that already. We didnt need some retarded moron who cant even think of a creative name to tell us that. Darn you Jordon, if I didnt have any respect for you or your website thing, i'd have so many interesting things to say.

No one answered my question.

1. I didnt say anything about it being inspired by a TV show, I said it inspired 2 TV shows

2. So, big deal. Pirates was inspired by a fifty year old motorized boat on a track with fake people

3. Im not a fan of the word actor. Reality is better. Acting isnt my forte.

4. What do you mean "If you could call it that"? What else would you call a series of episodes of the same cast and plot line that shows every week?

5. Actually, id like the pirates dvd. I need a new target for my bb gun

Dear Dona Ana,

I have found a few errors in your message

i heard your band last year and it sucks!!! Don't even worry about getting a name, that wont make your band any better!!!!!!!!@!!!

Hold up! Thats Sean?

-pokes screen-

Woooah freaky man.

Edited by author 12-02-2003 11:42
Oh and dude, Pirates grossed the $13 mil its FIRST DAY, not first week, hun. Im sorry. Its first week, it made $75 mil. Now, think about that and shoo shoo on your way.

Jackass may have been inspired by a 'TV' series, if you could call it that, but Pirates of the Caribbean was based on a DISNEY, yes, DISNEY, ride. I thought you loved Disney...

And by the way, Jackass didn't gross over $300 million. Not many people would pay to see stupid guys with nothing to do dress up as Oompa Loompas and physically abuse their dads. People like REAL ACTING, like, as in, actors? Or are you not familiar with that term?

I should buy you the Pirates of the Caribbean DVD for you for Christmas, just to annoy you.

All that stupid Pirate crap aside, i have a question. What bands do girls listen to, now that boy bands no longer rule the earth?

Kristen: The tree's only green because they sprayed green stuff on it.

Sean: You're right about everything. Pirates was boring, confusing, and flawed overall. You're also right that I wouldn't let you say anything too strong. :)

Another Fact:

- Which movie spawned the idea for some of its actors to get their own shows? Not "Pirates." Jackass: The Movie, being the finale for the Jackass series, gave MTV the idea for 2 new shows: Viva La Bam! and Wildboyz. Viva La Bam! features pro skateboarder Bam Margera and his crew, Raab Himself, Brandon DiCamillo, Ryan Dunn, Rake Yohn, and Jess Margera, all of whom were former cast members of Jackass. Wildboyz is a nature documentary-type show starring former Jackasses Steve-O and Chris Pontius, and former animal specialist for Jackass, Manny Puig. Wildboyz is also made by the same company and people as Jackass was: the director is Jeff Tremaine, the photographers are Sean Cliver and Dimitry Eskaveliavitch, and it's produced by Dickhouse Productions. Now let's see Orlando Whatever and Johnny Who-Gives-A-Crap do that.

Fact:

Jackass: grossed $22.8 million first week
Pirates: grossed $13.5 million first week

If you are going to obsess over something, do it over a real movie, like Jackass.

People, GET A LIFE! Pirates of the Carribean SUCKED! I would use stronger language, but I'm sure Jordon won't let me.

Si. Villa. And piratize, Johnnitize, and Orlitize The World of Stuff, too.

The Christmas tree isn't THAT bad sounding! At least it's green! ...For now.

Oh, well. Now I must die.

-cough- I may not be Katherine Van Dam but I have had close, personal -wink wink- realtions with Johnny so I guess I can be of service. Since tomorrow will officially be named a national holiday ( National Pirates of the Caribbean fawn over day) I say you piratize...or Johnnytize...or Orlisize your site if you wish to keep getting hits, savvy?

Um, well, g o b b l e s, we don't really care much about two cows. We care about -cough- other things. Maybe Katherine Van Dam can help me out here...?

Uh, hi guys!*waves frantically at everyone* I just wanted to post since I actually found that '2 cows' thing hilarious..Although, I seem to be the only one to get it out a everyone in this room..*points at vague figures standing behind her* Yes, well..I'm off, Happy Easter Harry..
-k@

ha ha, im so skilled. well, i still have to get my costume together jordan so, mine will be last minute too. i still have to memorize mi lines (all of 2) and bla bla bla, im so bored. ok, well, ill c u monday, and then at tha practice on tuesday. 16 school days till winter break!! woo hoo!
love u lots
mandi, tie-er of ties

Hah, I got an even cooler name, and that says it all (note the Mrs.).

I'm guessing you MEANT to put Katrina Ann Van Tassel, but though you heavily butchered that name. At least I don't have to adopt some freakish kid out of pity because both his parents were killed by the Headless Horseman.

Ooooh what now. I can have a cool name too PLUS get Johnny. Muhahahahaha!

Edited by author 11-28-2003 23:36
Sean, Kristen wants our BLS tape back. She also says that I'm Sweden between you and her. Whatever that means. She meant Switzerland.

-Jørdön von Fårtlehkke

Edited by author 11-28-2003 15:48
I think neutrinos are the stuff that atoms are made of. So they're really, really, really, REALLY small. Smaller than atoms. In Douglas Adams's book "Mostly Harmless," an alternate reality is created when a particular neutrino comes in from space and falls on a clover. In this alternate reality, the main characters never embark on the mission they did in his earlier books, and sales of pecan-flavored ice cream fall.

Roux is "redhead" in French, and she calls herself that because that's what they call Johnny Depp's character in Chocolat.

Oh, and it appears that The Neutrinos and The Hydros are taken, but The Sundivers is not. I like to check for a band name's availability by plugging, for example, "the sundivers" band into a search engine.

But really ... what is a neutrino?

You're mean, so I'm not telling you.

not to be too inquisitive, but what is "Roux" anyway?

what's a neutrino?

what makes you think i care about anything you say, Roux?

Eh, Id stick with Leggy Day.

Happy Leggy, er, Turkey Day!

Yeah good to be back, Id do more impressions but Benny has seriously just worn them out of me!

...I'm lost. Nevertheless, it's good to have you around again, Sam. Up for any Charlie Chaplin impressions today?

Ha, I got Jordon out of class. -hero- ...Too bad he didn't remember that Nick was an A-student, too. :-/

Ok, some totally random band name ideas:

The Neutrinos
The Sundivers
The Hydros

And I have no idea if they are taken or not. :-/

...Ive said too much...

Lisa? What does she have to do with it?

Jordon! Dont let lisa in on our secret leggy language, savvy?

But you still don't know what it means.

At first Michael didn't want to be in the band, but I guess he does now. I asked him about it, and he said he would be willing to come back.

Oh, and "Le abdollen" and all that other stuff is from the ficticious languages of The Lord of the Rings.