Whoa... I went to school with that guy. He never brushed his teeth, we always made fun of them for being an unpleasant shade of crusty green-yellow.

They're actually senryu, not haiku, btw...

Hey, Come on over
to my double wide trailer
for the real big game

fifty-two inch screen
lots of budweiser and brats
and a crock of beans

and a nice surprise,
the little woman's gonna make
us all some chip dip.

a Big Game Sunday
everyone come watch the tube
in my double wide.