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JNelsonW
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09-05-2003 02:58 PM ET (US)
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Up on cinder blocks
An immobile camero
A domestic call
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| craniac
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09-05-2003 03:09 PM ET (US)
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Let there be Xeni haiku.
Covered with playa
Dreaming of Sars masks
She's going to make it
after all
Ok, I cheated with the Mary Tyler Moore reference.
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| carbolic
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09-05-2003 03:38 PM ET (US)
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| BenGarvey
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09-05-2003 03:53 PM ET (US)
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Edited by author 09-05-2003 03:53 PM
In the barber's chair, getting ready for NASCAR. Only the front please. Ben Garvey
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| Deleon
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09-05-2003 05:44 PM ET (US)
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Whoa... I went to school with that guy. He never brushed his teeth, we always made fun of them for being an unpleasant shade of crusty green-yellow.
They're actually senryu, not haiku, btw...
Hey, Come on over
to my double wide trailer
for the real big game
fifty-two inch screen
lots of budweiser and brats
and a crock of beans
and a nice surprise,
the little woman's gonna make
us all some chip dip.
a Big Game Sunday
everyone come watch the tube
in my double wide.
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| Deleon
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09-05-2003 05:59 PM ET (US)
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had to try a few more. ::grin::
not much left on top
growin the back long, bad-ass
it'll match the 'stache
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Dude! Play some Halen!
ripped black wife beater, beer soaked
punctuates the call
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My el camino
'sup on blocks right now, got a
mu'fukin oil leak
the little woman
don't like driving that no more
too hard t'do her nails
the boys in the back
diapers sagging down don't mind
seatbelts are for queers.
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| ernie
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09-05-2003 06:50 PM ET (US)
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Edited by author 09-05-2003 06:52 PM
Short in front for work,
Long in back for party time
Baloney sammich
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| ernie
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09-05-2003 06:59 PM ET (US)
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80's hair never dies
Kentucky waterfall rules
Call magazines "books"
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| aha
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09-06-2003 01:10 AM ET (US)
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Edited by author 09-08-2003 12:29 PM
Topiary-trapped
Doctor dreams of mullet hair
and trailer-trash girl.
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| aha
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09-06-2003 01:30 AM ET (US)
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Edited by author 09-08-2003 12:25 PM
Pedigree bound Prez
hankers for hockey-headed
ordinaryness.
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| Ralph Gervasio
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06-14-2004 04:30 AM ET (US)
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Just wanted to thank everybody for their appreciation of my previous mullet haiku. Here's another:
Shaggy post-Punk prince,
What was your motivation?
Seen one on TV.
With love,
Ralph
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| Lemmy
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02-07-2007 03:22 AM ET (US)
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Edited by author 02-07-2007 03:23 AM
So-called progressives
laugh at working-class hairstyles.
Sad but typical.
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