Not quite Tim the Eel, but close.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl5xQ42i148

i think Tim the Eel could win that tourney by himself. the only games that will be close are the one's where he does not have first serve. but after that first side out it's 24 serves and HAND OVER THE PRIZE MONEY SON!!!

I am hosting a one day 6's Coed tournament in Canyon Texas on March 24th. If anyone wants to put a team together, email me at lxapride@yahoo.com - I have 11 teams signed up right now, and I am taking 16. There is some teams coming in from Alb. and Clovis, should be a good tournament. Thanks

that could leave a mark

Tim D. Are you seriously trying to sell this years team? You're probably the best player on the team and you bitch more than you play so that's not saying much. Also, the fact that your teams middle blockers are the least athletic people known to man kind doesn't really help you either. Don't lie to yourself... They suck. There's only two real good hitters on your team and that's if you can get them to show up and stop bitching cause they can't play where they want. I wouldn't pride myself on a team that walks-out on practice cause they "are being laughed at". Here's a tip, maybe you should stop spending so much time making out with the guys on your team and practice volleyball a little more.

this is unbelievably fitting

Today's college students are more narcissistic and self-centered than their predecessors, according to a comprehensive study by five psychologists who worry that the trend could harm personal relationships and American society.
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/305247_students27.html

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this was one of our better photos

http://www.ymcamiami.org/images1/large%20Y...yball%20team%20.jpg

i'll list the names later

i use the term "jerk off" and i have premarital sex

Typical old people, they can talk shit on someone else's board all year, but after a few responses from the actual team on the board, the young uns have gone too far. Well in reply, to that degrading message, I'll come back with a little humility. I have never denied Mike T the ability to carry me, when it comes down to it, Nancy could probably carry me a ways through a tournament as well. As for Eric the eel granted he sucked, but he still got a standing ovation at the olympics for finally finishing the race. And in defense of myself, there are no Karch tattoos or even posters in the house. I haven't even done the always popular volleyball on the calf, or gavin's redsand on the back. I do have one question of my own though, so as I can make more fun of you old people. Who was on this "dream team" of ya'lls, and what position did they play? Oh and Kiracofe are you allowed to use the words "jerk off" if you work at a christian college? I'm just wondering if thats methodistically kocher.

Tim "the eel" Moussambani, let me say where i think things turned bad. back in the 20th century when you talked shit to make things entertaining you took shots at that person. i called you guys tittie babies, you called us old, good times. its when it seemed to turn into your own personal jerk off session as you talked about how good you are that things got a little annoying. hit me with a story TC told you about how when he would go up to hit i would run off the court like a little girl, so i can come back and say i'm sure you have a Karch tattoo somewhere and that's really gay.

burda's never been short of confidence, but not in a bad way. you've seemed to have taken it up a notch and gone a little heavy on the self-love.

"As for my own significance to the team...well, i'm the best."

i mean people don't actually say shit like that, do they? Eric Moussambani was the best swimmer in Equatorial Guinea and an olympian...he still sucked.

and who's counting mike todd out? he's probably better than all of us, and i'd assume carrying you.

I don't think I know this Tim D. either. I guess I will just have to show up to see him play.
When is the Spring Fling tournament? Is it still a one day thing? You know I am old, weak and probably will only last one day.
By the way, Tim, I played with Gavin, Brent, TC back in the day. You can tell them I might be coming back just to watch you young whipper-snapper's take down all us old people.
Well Joey B it sounds like you have been representing us well. How many spring flings have you won? I really think we might have to get the old team together for that alumni game.

I'll try to make sure the local boys all show up. Don't count Mike T out though, he and I have already kicked off the sand season in windy old lubbock, he may be my partner in spring fling. A young Burda...is that a compliment, sorry I really don't know, all I see is his partner kelly shooting up with roids so he can carry joey through the end of the tournament.

gun shot confirmed!......he knows what i'm talking about.

Tim sounds a lot like a young Burda. Joe, did you do some Big Brother work in the past or did you spread your seed around at a very young age?

Mike Todd shot a girl in the back in El Paso....I’m a witness