If you need a flamethrower carrier in this revolution, I'm right here.

(My flamethrower will of course burn discarded ties.)

They're a very good item of Croatian national dress, but I'm not Croatian and I don't see why I should wear one. It's in the dress code at work, I've disobeyed it since 1999, and there have been no repercussions. (I guess making yourself irreplaceable has its upside.)