Why don't you get a bed sheet with stripes or a floral print?

It's so room service doesn't go insane. If you look real close, those patterns hold subtle variances that, when read in the correct sequence, form sentences, usually humorous and lighthearted. The "language" is known commonly throughout the room service community, and the differences between countries is simple: we speak different languages. But you knew that part, of course.

There is one drawback to learning the secret language of the maids: once you have mastered the ancient art of Sheet Reading, you will never again be able to see the objects in Magic Eye posters. That's the curse such maids must live with, but it is their way, and it will always be their way.

Anyway, I actually came here to boost my own ego: www.offchild.com kiicks more ass now than ever before! If you think that statement's profound, get this: it never kicked ass in the first place! So you must not miss this historice event, as it will sadly end June 23, when SonicHost goes out of business. So, I also need another host. Oh well.

Okay.

Wow, your Flash skill has come a long way, that site is really good. Congratulations.

If the lines are floral prints are a language, what is commonly the content of the messages?