Remember the saying," A monkey can do this job". Well the Post Office went to a local zoo in Washington DC and purchased (Leased) 12 monkeys and sent them to school. After 12 months of intense training they were placed on 4 DBCS's next to the top human producers or mail processers. After 4 months the monkeys started to overtake their human mail processers in processing the mail. Then all of a sudden the monkeys started to lose interest in their jobs. Production fell, they spent more and more time in the tree provided by the PO for their quiet time. Banana peels were thrown on the floor creating a safety hazard. And to top it off, they were fornicating between the machines with their human conterparts. The experiment came to a complete halt and the monkeys were returned to their cages at the local zoo.
When returned to the zoo, the monkeys filed EEO's claiming that they were discriminated against by postal officials, including their postal superviser who they claim mimincked and belittled them in front of their human counterparts. They also filed class action Workmans Comp. Claims because of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, not of their arms but their toes! The Postal Service is examining their claims.
Whats the moral of this story?

"A Monkey is a Monkey, even if he acts like a human, at least as long as he works for the PO"!!!!! Pass the Banana's!