actually, one of the two new mercator songs is called "unicorn blood" or "these lips crave unicorn blood". so unicorns will be coming. bloodily.

however, will mercator actually play? this is question on the lips of children everywhere. aaron mercator bass/guitar was taken to the emergency room last night where it was discovered he has kidney stones. painful, painful! should he pass them prior to the show, mercator will destroy all. if not, mercator will bow out. of course, we are all really hoping that aaron will scream the pain of the mineral deposit passing through penis glory but, god hates us maybe and we will have to sit by the side and watch. fucks!

if anyone thinks that they can suck the deposit out of him fastest, please contact me and let me know.

pray for mercator