oh, dearest battletapes. your modesty is charming, but think of the greater good. that video could not only improve the lives of countless roomies, it has the possiblity of revolutionizing the entire adult furniture industry.

besides, if you are "having sex with multiple men", do you really *need* a date with a woman?

on thursday: is fantasy rock that thing where your make up virtual bands using the stats of real-life musicians and track their performance by reading box scores? like d&d or something? either way, I'm so there, dude.