I'm right there with you, brother. Zelda makes my balls shrivel with delight.

I have a hello kitty tattoo, does that count as fetish?

Don't press the "things" link unless you've a pop-up guard.

Can you get Link to kill Bonzi Buddy?

We are legion.

I have a hello kitty fetish.

I wouldn't call it a fetish. That would suggest it's somehow abnormal.

Could be worse. If you'd fessed up to a Hello Kitty fetish, we'd be petitioning Cory to get you run out of bOING bOING on a rail.