I hate to look whiny, which is why I'm posting anonymously,

but, how can I get a job like Xeni?

She seems to be able to blog her heart out, dart around LA's (or is it NYC's?) finest digerati hotspots, and purchase the latest top-of-the-line gargoyle gear.

No kids, I'm assuming, which probably helps.

Meanwhile plenty of other perfectly intelligent and well-spoken geeks are collecting unemployment.

I admit, I'm extremely envious. I don't know when I'll be able to upgrade my once-uber-leet Kyocera 6035. Phonecam? What's that?

In the words of Balki in All Your Smurf: "Dear God. Hire me. Please."