oh, and I meant to add this this morning:

I'LL HIT ALL OF YOU WHEN I GET TO TN! Grab your socks, boys.

xo
cowboy_sally

cbs - please send donkey pics, post-haste.

dikro - shut up.

jay has gotten more 'friendsters' in a matter of 2 days than i've had for weeks... and i feel like this world is no longer a place for me if my sole representation (outside of my self-designed band page) is a homo-erotic video on brittney's blog.

and i still don't know if poor aaron has passed his stupid goddamn kidney stones so thati can get attention on stage tonight, though my optimism in this has turned to hemorraging realism in that i'm thinking we're fucked. and damn it.

Sklero and I showed him the pics from 9622's alcoholocost last night.

OK, cool. I was talking about the donkey show pics, but whatev.

C-S -- Sklero and I showed him the pics from 9622's alcoholocost last night. All present were a bit smitten.

send me some nude pics beforehand

ah, ask around. I think Brittney might have some.

yo sally, i knew the "hit it" part, though mostly cos i'm always having to listen to girls yell at me "let me hit that!", though not really. and thanks for wanting to tap my ass but, i assure you (and brittney and jay and mike can all attest to this), i have not much ass to give. the pictures were generous. come to nashville, bring some drugs, send me some nude pics beforehand, and hit away. i'm so very lonely.

sabre-kev: rye is straight up the worst bread i can think of besides bread made of human shit and the flesh of my dead relatives.

i grew up with amercian cheese and i like it fine, when melted. (by itself, not so much). but no, i don't really know anything about food other than i hate it and it kills me.

and yes, i currently drive an automatic. i learned to drive stick when i was 9 and my first car was manual but, since then, i've just ended up in automatics. at least that leaves one hand open for use on my passenger. and i KNOW you know what i mean, kevin.

mike, you're stupidest.

tap me, i'm ass

WRT mikro vs battletapes:
while i agree with battletapes' suggestion that "holy fucking jesus shit that picture was a shocker", I must go with mikro on the rye front. bt might know quite a bit about rockin' out and playing guitar from the floor (which we pray he will on THU), but c'mon??? american cheese? you really don't know shit about food. you probably drive an automatic and shit.

but we love you none the less.

ps-hooooooray for the cable guy installing the modem today! well, not hooray for the dude, but for the fact that he did it today. anyway... laundry... mercator.... pray....

I should've warned you all about that pic.

WARNING! THE PIC! SHE IS DANGEROUS!

Oh, and "I'd hit it" is a Fark-ism. It's, uh, a flattering statement, sorta along the lines of "I'd tap that ass."

Prattletapes: Oh, my dear arch enemy, I may be stupid and an idiot, but you don't like food and WRT means, I'm guessing, With Regard To.

And, um, you are also stupid. Thank you for the music.

brittney, i don't think you were overdressed, i just think the rest of us are pretty unremarkable in our fashion sense(s)...

cowboy sall, i am completely stupid to 'web lingo'. what's 'wrt'? hit me anywhere but the face.

jaylero, i'll hit you.

and holy fucking jesus shit that picture was a shocker. jay, i don't think either of us are that flexible (or at least i'm praying to god we're not or maybe i need to buy more pink clothes.)

mikro, not only are you stupid, you are also an idiot. rye bread (as i have informed jay), is the work of retarded monkies living on a mountain of no taste buds. horrible, horrible stuff. best grilled cheese outside of my own (american or cheddar, lots of butter, a pan, almost too burnt) is the "italian" grilled cheese they had in the dorms at purdue university. buttery garlic bread toasted with mozzarella cheese. holy fuck, it was amazing.

and to think that i've been taking cheddar for granted when the poor nazi youths of germany must go cheddarless... even in my lactose intollerant haze, i see that that is just not right. especially when chili's aged mild cheddar makes my mouth water just thinking about it, as does arby's sharp cheddar. dear brian, come to the states again and take pleasure in the cheese that is your god-given right. it is the cheese of your brother.

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WOW#@#!

also, cowboy_sally: IS NO ONE TO HIT ME?!? WHY MUST I REMAIN HITLESS!?!

Ok, a few things:
1)Brittney, when you comin' to NYC, hmmm? I'll give you pho and gimlets 'til the break of dawn.

2)WRT Jeremy: I'd hit it.

3)WRT fuckchair: You don't need a fancy contraption to do both, kids. You just need to be flexible.

Brian -- You can get some Munster, right? Munster on rye is the best grilled cheese ever. Bet.

Rooster sauce, rooster juice... just don't call it "cock sauce".

I don't know why I can't find pho in Deutschland. My theory is that someone had tried to popularize it once over here, and it failed, so nobody will try again. Germany can be very conformal that way. Then again, maybe there is pho to be found in other big German cities. Dresden isn't exactly oozing with culinary culture. Otherwise it's a great place to live!

Rooster sauce. That's good. I never know what to call that stuff because I've given up on pretending like I know how to pronounce the name on the bottle.

Why do the Vietnamese places in Germany refuse to serve pho?