yo sally, i knew the "hit it" part, though mostly cos i'm always having to listen to girls yell at me "let me hit that!", though not really. and thanks for wanting to tap my ass but, i assure you (and brittney and jay and mike can all attest to this), i have not much ass to give. the pictures were generous. come to nashville, bring some drugs, send me some nude pics beforehand, and hit away. i'm so very lonely.

sabre-kev: rye is straight up the worst bread i can think of besides bread made of human shit and the flesh of my dead relatives.

i grew up with amercian cheese and i like it fine, when melted. (by itself, not so much). but no, i don't really know anything about food other than i hate it and it kills me.

and yes, i currently drive an automatic. i learned to drive stick when i was 9 and my first car was manual but, since then, i've just ended up in automatics. at least that leaves one hand open for use on my passenger. and i KNOW you know what i mean, kevin.

mike, you're stupidest.

tap me, i'm ass