You might have ninjas, but I have Bill 'Superfoot' Wallace's incredible left leg:

http://www.mikemiles.com/wallace.html

And the lowliest Comanche warrior could wipe out an entire troop of "civilized" soldiers (read: 'ninjas') all on his lonesome. He could run 20 miles without getting winded, and hide for weeks without a trace. (WEEKS I say). And I've just bought his video.

http://www.trsdirect.com/instructor.php?id=Brown

Any chance of reading more of the encyclopaedic book about darkness? What about the rest of your euh-vrr?

Just let me know where to dispatch the ninjas so that I can dispense with any threat of "competition."

It occurs to me that I have not blogged ninjas.

Must remedy.

I really enjoyed 'Sleepy Joe', and 'Great Breakthroughs in Darkness' was wicked, as they say here in East London: what happened to the rest of the novel? Can we see more?

You should get ready as when my own first book comes out in January, I'm going to send it to you, and you're going to be so impressed you'll hire me to help write Half Life 3, you lucky chap with the best job in the world.

Oeuvre? Oeuvre.