Born to wrote: "I guess Greatness is in the eye of the beholder, for today, we learn from him about 'bitch tits'."

LOL!

Just thought I'd bring everybody's attention to the frontpage article on Segways in yesterday's USA Today. On the inside page, where the article is continued it shows a sequence of photos documenting W's plummit and rebound. Also, we are told that this was at his parents home and that the Segway belongs to the senior Bush, not W. The siblings bought it together as a gift for his birthday and father's day. So, let's discard all of the uninformed speculation being offered on various blogs.

...no, no, delray--we're talking about the Segway, not the segue.

Yeah, Xeni reminds me of someone retarded in my class in school - when everyone was supposed to draw something from their earlier childhood, one girl in the class kept drawing weird pornography, and just couldn't stop it, no mater how she was encouraged back "into the light" by the teacher and students. There's something really weird and dark in that background. Now her recent articles include:

- toilet rape
- an endless fixation with SARS
- voyeuristic photos at public beaches and (of course) bathhouses
- "weenie" art

Yet at the top of the page, it says: "BoingBoing - A Directory of Wonderful Things"

I DON'T think so!

I believe www.prurience.com is still available for rental. So many cyberwalls of one's own to soil there.......

He is neither - he is clever and dishonest with that cleverness. There's an agenda to distribute. Anyway, let's review from the introduction:

"John C. Dvorak is a long-time columnist for PC Magazine and PC Magazine Online and his writings can be found in China, Croatia, Brazil, Portugal, Greece and other locales."

"Formerly a columnist with Barron's and Forbes while hosting both a TV show and a syndicated radio" blah blah blah........

Well, my God, surely we're being introduced into the presence of Greatness? I guess Greatness is in the eye of the beholder, for today, we learn from him about "bitch tits".

I think the required indoctrination into the "new" BoingBoing family involved some time between Xeni's gams. It's just too much of a challenge for these dears, individually OR collectively, to actually write about science, technology and wonder WITHOUT it being reduced to cheap shots at anything right of hard-left, or adolescent pee-pee poo-poo, titties and fuckshit. They're just not capable of it. Face it, BoingBoing has become XeniBoing, and there's no place for reality in that VR world.

Dvorak is either stupid, disingenuous, or both. Dvorak admits that he knows that Bush does not accept gifts (he admits that this was explained in a letter to him) and yet, just because Bush tried out a Segway once, Dvorak now claims that Bush must have received that Segway as an inappropriate gift.

This is on top of the soapbox.

Chico, Dude, I was so like going to say that. Great all purpose soap, but I guess the rambleing conspiracy theory neotheists were the target market for the Dr.Bonner marketing team? (It was nasty when my granola mom tried to get to use it as toothpaste too.)

On BuzzFlash they are saying the twins gave W the Segway.

Dr. Bonner's soap comes to mind.

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Bush's government office of ethics has this to say on the subject:

http://www.results.gov/tools/ethics01.html

From what it looks like, you indeed can't accept presents over a value of $20 if you're a government official. However, first ladies and especially former first ladies, go into that murky gray area of non-appointed officials.

So the secret service was right to return the books.

This, however, doesn't mean it's ethical for the President, operating in his official capacity, to take a photo-op to promote a fellow Republican's new gizmo. (Whether or not it's a neat gizmo is beside the point.)

However, since there's a long history of presidents hanging out with inventors (Henry Ford's road trips come to mind), I wouldn't particularly sweat it. And given that family's addiction to golf carts, it seems natural.

Man, I had a dog with the spectral acuity of a bee one time, and yeah, it did piss everywhere...

Mr. Carnell, there's just one little problem with at least a couple of your messages. I think you fail by fully accepting without question the premise that the information presented at the increasingly political BoingBoing is somehow based on facts alone, rather than being colored by biased opinion, to a degree that any dog arriving to peruse these articles would leave with the spectral acuity of a bee, and would forever thereafter pee only from its left leg, toward any elephant it envied.

All manner of suggestion that corruption was at play at the Family HQ has now been paraded out among these messages, as well as the old chestnut that Bush is an unredeemable dope. Bor-ing. If we're going to be so petty, let us not forget that Mr. Bush's college test results trumped those of Mr. Gore, champion of all things fair and true. And sometimes a Father's Day is a Father's Day and not another meeting to divide up the spoils of the wretched refuse.

So, remember before you get too hot under the collar in reading the skew here that this "journalistic" vehicle is in need of some alignment to the center of the road to attain any real credibility. Once that fact is discovered and appraised (a very painful process for the drivers), the result could be both worthy and mighty. But I'm not holding my breath. It's too easy to continue the incessant claptrap at the expense of one's - and one's agenda's - own credibility.

psyork, I suppose he didn't have Karl Rove handy to tell him how to turn it on.