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07-21-2006 03:26 AM ET (US)
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sklero  6
07-14-2003 01:40 PM ET (US)
Edited by author 07-14-2003 01:44 PM
HAHAHAHA YES I WAS BORN IN MISSISSIPPI AND HAVE LIVED IN THE SOUTH MY WHOLE LIFE HAHAHA I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I MARRY MY COUSIN TOO HAHAHA PEOPLE FROM THE SOUTH SURE ARE STUPID HAHAHA

Sorry. I just get tired of hearing that. I'm pretty sure that there are idiots spread evenly across these United States. I don't think we have a monopoly on them down here.
mikrophon  5
07-14-2003 09:27 AM ET (US)
Somebody "found" a computer in the back seat of my car, once. I had just had it fixed, so I'm sure the dern thing worked quite well. For dernloading pern.
Crack Head Matt  4
07-13-2003 02:23 PM ET (US)
BRITT! MOVES! LEave the REDNECK LAND! Before you marry a cousin or something!
I'mStupidlyHAPPY  3
07-12-2003 12:40 PM ET (US)
Edited by author 07-12-2003 12:41 PM
That reminds me of a local yokel who wanted his PC checked out by yours truly. I sometimes refer to the tower or pc as "the box". Geek lingo , I suppose. "All you need to bring into my office is the box. Nothing else."

30 minutes later Jethro came walking down the stairs with two huge empty Gateway boxes (one for the monitor and one for the "box")

He says to me: "I done brought in the boxes like you terd me to, but how are you fixin to fix my problem with these two dang boxes"

I've never laughed out loud in front of a customer before that day. There's always a first time for everything!
Vidiot  2
07-12-2003 11:57 AM ET (US)
What? You didn't set him up on LiveJournal?
Edgeling  1
07-12-2003 04:16 AM ET (US)
"And sir, you're going to use this computer to, ah, umm...."

"Dernload porn! Bunchaporn!"
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