Me and Math, we understand each other.
We just don't get along very well.

you take a right before imaginary numbers. near the chuck e cheese.

I got lost after long division.

Great Outake from Outback!

After solving the blatantly easy hangman problem, I could picture you picking up a cocktail napkin and pen and writing out some complicated algorithm that could be converted to hexidecimal.

Then handing the bimbos the napkin and saying something like "The average time to solve this problem is 18 minutes. That's if your IQ is 135 or higher. I like you two "blondies". I'll give you 36 minutes to solve it.

[Closeup shot of The Beverly Hillbilly Server waking away with a smug smirk on her face]

Blonde: "What a Bitch"

Blonder crumbles up napkin. Throws it away and then starts another Hangman. _T'S _ _EL_ _UD_

Where'd you come from?, I wonder.

this story was worth the long hyperlinked trip here.

Kill them. Seriously. Do the world a favor and kill them before they move on to their next job at a Chili's or some other fern bar where there false cheer is welcomed and encouraged.

Kill them.

Ahem, Blonder and Blonder.

Hee hee hoo ha ha....

Man, I helped Blonder put up like three chairs, and she called me What a Team Player. In front of the guys. It was embarrassing!

Wow. You just made the perfect ending to a great weekend. I'm quite sorry that my up had to come at the price of such horror for you, however. :)

you are in the wrong place.

Edited by author 07-06-2003 11:16 PM
It is Mr. Bell -*Ding*!

As in Saved by...

You brilliance rings and sings just like Slater's Geri-Curl as it glistens in the sun.

Hello Brittney. I'm sorry to have to write to you personally here, but you really, *really* need to check out the Modest Needs Editorials Page for this month. Really. You do. Trust me. Cheers, Keith

My God...I wouldn't wish that experience on my worst enemy! The will power it must have taken just to keep from pouring a nice brew onto their blonde heads! HA! :)

now for posts like these. THAT'S WHY I CAME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. nice ridicule.