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I don't know why but I thought I'd give you the gist (jist?) of what Yoko was saying:

She knows a teacher from NOVA, and many of his students tell him "You look a lot like Jim Carrey", (and she thinks so to!) but he says that the only people who have ever told him that are Japanese people. Indeed, when Yoko looks at the pictures of Tetsu and the Static X singer, she can see no resemblance whatsoever.